Pink sheets and Bunnies, has returned! *GRIN* =^________^=

Pen: Thanx to the people who reviewed and sorry about putting it on G ratting might have stunned some of those people who expected a tame fic... to bad for them
And thanx to Zaracallo she sent me some words in Japanese for my future fics!

Duo: YAYYYYAYAYYAYA!

Heero: Sobs... noooooooooo

Wufei: Stupid onna

Quatre: That was nice of her ^_^;

Trowa: ...

Pen: Everybody better be cheering! :: Gives Heero death glare::

From all the gundum pilots: ... Yay ...

Quatre waves a chibi flag: Thanx!

Duo grins and hugs the computer screen: you are so cool!

Warnings: will be Relena bashing and may contain some Yoai or male/male content! =^__~=

Disclaimer: yada yada no harm to animals in this story, other then Relena... Heee... yada yada all rights are reserved for the writers and makers of Gundam Wing not me!!!! Sadly

I can be soo mean some times... Sorry Relena fans @_@... don't kill me!



Chapter two: Pink sheets, pink bunny suits...

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Relena adjusted her pink lacey bra again trying to emphasize her barely A cup breast. She lay on a bed covered in pink flower petals the walls were pink even the mirrors hanging over her bed where tinted pink everything was pink.

Relena checked the time again on the pink wall clock. Eight-o clock and three minutes only twenty-seven minutes till HE arrived.

Relena chuckled remembering the mission she had sent Heero on... she couldn't wait for her little pink bunny to arrive.

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"Aww come on HEE-Chan let me go! I'll do the mission perfectly just let me do it Kudashi, kudashi, kudaSHI!" (Please)

"Hn." Heero glared at his ankle and contemplated.

"Besides your not going to be in top condition with your twisted ankle..." Duo smiled and picked up a stick.

"Come on Heero, I can do the mission!" Duo poked the stick into Heero's bloated ankle and twisted.

Heero glared -_- Omea o korosu

Duo leaned over and cupped his ear. "I can't hear you!"

Heero continued to glare and the flowers behind Duo began to wilt although Duo's smile was brighter then ever. "FINE GO... you baka!"

Jumping up Duo twirled. "OH yeah!" giving the peace sign.

"Hn"

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Duo licked his finger and brought it down to his hip. "Sssssssss... watch out I'm hot!" Duo twirled around so that he could see how he looked in his outfit... perfect!

He wore very short shorts, a pair of black finger less gloves, a black spiked collar, his long black fluffy ears, and his tiny black bunny tail.
(The author pauses to wipe the drool from her chin)

With this outfit it barely covered ten percent of his body! Duo smiled and kicked the bunny costume that had been sent for him to wear a pink frilly thing that covered way too much for Duo, so he made a few adjustments to the suit.

He picked up the cage that held the poor chocolate covered bunny and headed down the hall to the elevators. He smiled at the old woman that squealed when Duo entered her elevator, she stared bluntly running her eyes down his length and smiling.

Duo reached the fourth floor and winked back at the smiling woman then walked out of the elevator and down the hall to room 112 and the first thing he noticed about the room was the light pink door...

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Relena heard the sound of someone outside her door and her heart missed a beat //HEERO!// she wanted to shout but kept herself quiet and scrambled to lay herself seductively over the strewn pink petals, "Come in!" she called in her most seductive voice.

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Duo stood awkwardly in the hall then heard and annoying grating voice call "Come in!" Duo grinned and opened the door. He set the bunny down casting it a pitying look. When Duo looked up he had to hold himself back from laughing. The interior room was pink and who other then Relena lay on the petal strewn bed a leg spread to either side of the head board and she laid on her back with her lips perched in what must have been invitation.

Duo counted to ten knowing Relena had meant for his precious Heero to be here and not him and he had to calm down before he killed her.

"Why Relena how did I know you would be here?"

Relena started, rolled over, and squealed, "Y-y-you!"

Duo smiled lazily and slowly walked over to her letting his hips shift and draw her attention, "You took some pains in this I see."

Relena scowled and crossed her arms.

Duo eyed her garments and snickered. She wore pink frilly granny panties and a pink bra (too bad it was also a training bra ~_~ ).

Relena huffed and pulled the sheets up around her body, "you disgusting fly boy!"

Duo grinned sparkles of and idea flashed in his eyes he say down next to her letting his eyes trail slowly down her body (not much of a view!).

Relena shivered and sat straighter.

"You sure you need heero?" he whispered into her sensitive ear letting his warm breath brush her neck.

"No...Yes!"

Duo chuckled and let his tongue slip out to trail down her ear lobe. "In truth you don't need him I'll do a better job."

Relena almost melted as Duo began to massage her shoulders she squealed when he began to kiss her neck and jumped when his hands moved under the covers.

Relena sighed and let her eyes close but suddenly they snapped open. "No" She released the covers and placed her own hands where duo's where one on her breast and the other just beginning to venture under her panties. "No leave!" she pulled herself away, "No I am saving myself for Heero!"

Duo smiled and looked down to his new black bunny suit, "well at least Heero will get some use out of my new costume."

Relena scowled, "and just what would he do with it"

Duo smiled seductively, "I would be the one wearing it... temporarily"

Relena stared blankly at him; "I don't get it"

Duo sighed, "sometimes me and Heero play animal house, or doctor, or cop, or knight, or prisoner, or cowboy, or..."

Relena stopped him, "I don't want to know how you two still play like little kids"

Duo grinned, "Oh, we do that too we call it School house rock!"

Relena rolled her eyes, still very much clueless, "Get out!"

Duo managed to close the door before he burst into laughter.

"Is Relena alone in there?" asked a feminine voice.

Duo was shocked and could only nod his head to Dorothy who stood above him.

A sly smile spread over her face, "She will need some consoling" with that She walked past Duo and into Relena's pink room.
( O.O )

Duo stared for a moment until he grinned and ran off to find Heero to tell him mission complete and to show off his... shorts!

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Pen: cannot stop grinning( ^___________^ ) Do you like the little twist I put on the end? How many of you saw that coming? Hmmm? Please Review!! Any flames are very welcome! But I prefer the nice reviews!!

Pen: ::catches sight of Duo Bunny:: Bye Bye for now but come back next time you hear!! ::Stalks quietly behind his barely covered rear and when close enough glomps onto Duo:: MMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHA I've got Duo bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^______________^