Author: LoneGirl189
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Time Frame: Ummm….After getting back to the resurrected Red Dwarf, before the final episode.
Comments: This is my first Red Dwarf fic, so let me know what you think.
Be Careful What You Wish For
"What do you mean he's not with you? He's not with me," Lister said. He and Kochanski were talking, they had just come back from a Canary Mission, and Rimmer was the only one who hadn't answered when roll had been taken.
"Don't look at me, I was sure he was with you, he was hanging behind with you last I saw him," She told him.
"If he's not with you or Kryten, and he's not with me or Cat, then where the smeg is he?"
"Good god," Rimmer said as he came to consciousness and felt the pounding in his head.
"What the smeg happened this time?" he complained, thinking for sure something had happened and he was in the medical unit on floor 13.
"You were hit over the head, and now your in major trouble," A voice he didn't recognize said. He opened his eyes and then realized that his hands were tied behind his back and he was laying on a very cold concrete floor.
"Why are you on this ship, and are you really a human?" a woman sitting in a chair across the room asked. She had blonde hair, was rather pretty, with strikingly green eyes, and a rather large gun, he didn't know what type, in her hand.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Someone you should be afraid of."
(I just want to see if there is any interest in this story at all, If you would like to see more let me know! Oh, the meaning of the title will become more apparent in later chapters.)