Doughboy
parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock.
New lyrics by Paul Cecchini.
Well, I'm packin' up my silverware and lookin' for food.
Today I'll gain 20 pounds, that's my mood.
Eatin' egg fu young, enchiladas and spam.
Checkin' eating establishments all across the land.
When I walk, I stomp up and down the block.
Each step I take makes a suburb rock.
Lick my lips after waffles, movin' on to the toast.
My fat brothers know my name from coast to coast.
Late at night, I cause the falling stars.
Never been able to fit into my car.
Ate across the world; London, Paris and Rome.
Invite me over, and I'll eat you outta' house and home.
Storin' fat, like a bear in the winter season.
Weighin' 300 pounds, kinda hard for breezin'.
Eatin' for me is such a joy.
Look at me, sucker. You're lookin' at a...
Doughboy, baby.
So large, I block out the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy, baby.
Everywhere you go, you'll see me dinin'.
Doughboy, baby.
Midnight snack at night, chowin' down all day.
Doughboy, baby.
I can smell a meal from a mile away.
One fridge down, now I'm waddling on.
Those smaller than me get smushed by my feet.
So big, I'm a freak, but havin' fun all the time.
Rappin' about my fat, and makin' my rhymes.
Next is refried beans and a bowlful of rice.
Gainin' pound after pound, it sure is nice.
My big gut is my pride and joy.
If you see me, I think you know why they call me...
Doughboy.
So huge, I block out the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
Everywhere you go, you'll see me dinin'.
Doughboy.
Midnight snack at night, chowin' down all day.
Doughboy.
I can smell a meal from a mile away.
Doughboy.
So huge, I block the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
So huge, I block the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
Fat, and feelin' fine!
This parody has been rewritten by Paul Cecchini on February 18th, 2002.
Kid Rock, "Cowboy", or any other stuff does not belong to him. Have a nice day! =)
parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock.
New lyrics by Paul Cecchini.
Well, I'm packin' up my silverware and lookin' for food.
Today I'll gain 20 pounds, that's my mood.
Eatin' egg fu young, enchiladas and spam.
Checkin' eating establishments all across the land.
When I walk, I stomp up and down the block.
Each step I take makes a suburb rock.
Lick my lips after waffles, movin' on to the toast.
My fat brothers know my name from coast to coast.
Late at night, I cause the falling stars.
Never been able to fit into my car.
Ate across the world; London, Paris and Rome.
Invite me over, and I'll eat you outta' house and home.
Storin' fat, like a bear in the winter season.
Weighin' 300 pounds, kinda hard for breezin'.
Eatin' for me is such a joy.
Look at me, sucker. You're lookin' at a...
Doughboy, baby.
So large, I block out the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy, baby.
Everywhere you go, you'll see me dinin'.
Doughboy, baby.
Midnight snack at night, chowin' down all day.
Doughboy, baby.
I can smell a meal from a mile away.
One fridge down, now I'm waddling on.
Those smaller than me get smushed by my feet.
So big, I'm a freak, but havin' fun all the time.
Rappin' about my fat, and makin' my rhymes.
Next is refried beans and a bowlful of rice.
Gainin' pound after pound, it sure is nice.
My big gut is my pride and joy.
If you see me, I think you know why they call me...
Doughboy.
So huge, I block out the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
Everywhere you go, you'll see me dinin'.
Doughboy.
Midnight snack at night, chowin' down all day.
Doughboy.
I can smell a meal from a mile away.
Doughboy.
So huge, I block the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
So huge, I block the sun from shinin'.
Doughboy.
Fat, and feelin' fine!
This parody has been rewritten by Paul Cecchini on February 18th, 2002.
Kid Rock, "Cowboy", or any other stuff does not belong to him. Have a nice day! =)