Things to do in Science class That Bring on a Few Good Laughs
1.Spill sulfuric acid on you lab partner
2. Drink iodine
3. Fart and blame it on the teacher
4. If the teacher argues that it wasn't her, argue on with her for the whole period
5. Pull your pants down and say your demonstrating a rocket flying through the solar system (if your male)
6. Punch yourself in the nuts and ask to go to the nurse because you sprained your toe
7. Sleep on the radiator
8. Take all tests in yellow crayon
9. Start preaching the word of God and than call your teacher a damn Confucius worshiper
10. Confucius is sweet
11. When you have to read a part out of your science text tell the teacher your illiterate and then after class stand outside her room and read "To Kill A Mockingbird" out loud
12. If your a man, ask the teacher to go to the restroom because your on your period
13. Sprint into Science when no one is in the room but you and the teacher and scream "Quit molesting me with that sodium sulfate condom!"
14. Poop in a bag, take it to science, and give it to your teacher and say in a loud voice "Here, you said I could do shit for extra credit."
15. Hide in the back closet and at the end of school say in a ghostly voice "Mrs. Hazelutters if you don't pass gas right now I will inject you with 1,ooo mg of a mercury-arsenic compound, Fwahahahaaaa!"
1.Spill sulfuric acid on you lab partner
2. Drink iodine
3. Fart and blame it on the teacher
4. If the teacher argues that it wasn't her, argue on with her for the whole period
5. Pull your pants down and say your demonstrating a rocket flying through the solar system (if your male)
6. Punch yourself in the nuts and ask to go to the nurse because you sprained your toe
7. Sleep on the radiator
8. Take all tests in yellow crayon
9. Start preaching the word of God and than call your teacher a damn Confucius worshiper
10. Confucius is sweet
11. When you have to read a part out of your science text tell the teacher your illiterate and then after class stand outside her room and read "To Kill A Mockingbird" out loud
12. If your a man, ask the teacher to go to the restroom because your on your period
13. Sprint into Science when no one is in the room but you and the teacher and scream "Quit molesting me with that sodium sulfate condom!"
14. Poop in a bag, take it to science, and give it to your teacher and say in a loud voice "Here, you said I could do shit for extra credit."
15. Hide in the back closet and at the end of school say in a ghostly voice "Mrs. Hazelutters if you don't pass gas right now I will inject you with 1,ooo mg of a mercury-arsenic compound, Fwahahahaaaa!"