The fic without a name
By TMFG
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Also known as "The horribly cruel to Tidus fanfic"
Also known as "Doesn't Tidus look cute when he is angry?"
Also known as "The Amazing Fluffypooko!"
Also known as-
Auron: Aheeeeeeeeeeeeem
*glare* Ok, fine, I'll start the fic.
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TMFG: It was a beautiful day.
Tidus: Yup! ^_^
TMFG:However, Tidus had accidentally wandered off from the party and was
lost in a deep forest.
Tidus: That doesn't sound good.
TMFG:It isn't. Tidus didn't think it sounded good.
Tidus: I think the readers have already established that.
TMFG:Wait, did you just say 'established'?
Tidus: Uh huh *nod*
TMFG:0.o; Um...moving on...
Tidus: Are you insulting me?
TMFG:No.
Tidus: Yes you are.
TMFG:No, I'm not.
Tidus: Yes you are.
TMFG:AND then Tidus was attacked by a fiend with 999,999,999,999 HP!!!
Tidus: That's not fair!
TMFG:You brought it upon yourself!
Fiend: Um, excuse me, but could we hurry this up. I have a kid I need to pick
up out of daycare, and I'm planning to get my nails done.
Tidus/TMFG: 0.o;
Tidus: You really ought to pick your fiends better...
TMFG: It was the best I could do on short notice!
Fiend: Like, hellooooo!
TMFG: Um, right. The fiend attacked Tidus and stole something very dear from him.
Tidus: Not my Miss Fluffypooko!!!
TMFG:......what did you say?
Tidus: *blush* Nothing.
TMFG: Miss Fluffywhata?
Tidus: I said it was nothing!!!
TMFG: Er, right. Scratch that last part. The fiend attacked, but in mid air it was suddenly
struck down by a thundaga spell.
Lulu: *hand held out* And my work here....is done *fades away*
Tidus: 0.o;
TMFG: ^_^ A guest appearance!
Tidus: This fic is totally pointless you know. All you are going to get is flames.
TMFG: HOWEVER, another fiend came and killed Tidus.
Tidus: WHAT?!
TMFG: Ok, didn't kill him...but it seriously MAIMED him ^_^
Tidus: You're sick you know tha- *is attacked* Gaah! Ahhhh! Help me! Mommy! Yevon!
Somebody! No, that's my spleen! Ah, what's this red stuff? It hurts! I think I see double
stuffed oreos! Ah, I'm in pain!!!
TMFG: That will be all thank you. ^_^
Fiend: Sure thing. Same time next Sunday?
TMFG: You betcha! ^_^
Tidus: The pink chocobos taste like marshmallooooows...@.@
TMFG: Then suddenly out of nowhere, a X-potion healed Tidus.
Tidus: I hate you. *glare*
TMFG: You're cute when you glare. ^_^
Tidus: Wait...you're doing all these evil sadistic things just because you think
I'm CUTE?
TMFG: Pretty much.
Tidus: ... *poses* Not that I can't BLAME you ^_^
TMFG: And then a chocobo came out from the bushes, and pecked Tidus until
he was down to 1 HP.
Tidus: I hate you again...
TMFG: And then, Yuffie Kisaragi appeared...
Tidus: Hey, you're kinda cute!
TMFG: ...And mugged him.
Yuffie: Mwa ha ha ha ha! *runs away, falls down a cliff,and is carried away by a river*
Oh, well! I still go his gil! ^_^ *is carried away downstream*
Tidus: That's it! *goes into overdrive*
TMFG: 0_0
Tidus: Wa ha ha! You're scared of me now, huh! Well now it's time for you
to take your own medicine! Bwa ha ha ha! I fear nothing! Yevon eats my
shorts! Gah ha ha ha! *twirling around sword maniacally*
TMFG: And as Tidus raved on, he did not notice that the author was getting away.
Tidus: I heard that.
TMFG: No you didn't.
Tidus: ...I didn't?
TMFG: Nope ^_^
Tidus: Oh. Hey, wait a minute!
TMFG: *Will be back in five minutes*
Tidus: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tidus jumped awake, and realized that he was back in his own bed.
He looked around to make sure no one was there, and pulled out a doll
from under his pillow, hugging it tightly. "Oh, Miss Fluffypooko, it was all
just a dream," he said, a smile overtaking his face.
TMFG: BWAHAHAHA! *falls over* I knew you had a Miss Fluffypooko!! *points while
laughing*
Tidus: *curses*
THE END.
....and I know you're all happy it is. ^_^;
By TMFG
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Also known as "The horribly cruel to Tidus fanfic"
Also known as "Doesn't Tidus look cute when he is angry?"
Also known as "The Amazing Fluffypooko!"
Also known as-
Auron: Aheeeeeeeeeeeeem
*glare* Ok, fine, I'll start the fic.
------------------------------
TMFG: It was a beautiful day.
Tidus: Yup! ^_^
TMFG:However, Tidus had accidentally wandered off from the party and was
lost in a deep forest.
Tidus: That doesn't sound good.
TMFG:It isn't. Tidus didn't think it sounded good.
Tidus: I think the readers have already established that.
TMFG:Wait, did you just say 'established'?
Tidus: Uh huh *nod*
TMFG:0.o; Um...moving on...
Tidus: Are you insulting me?
TMFG:No.
Tidus: Yes you are.
TMFG:No, I'm not.
Tidus: Yes you are.
TMFG:AND then Tidus was attacked by a fiend with 999,999,999,999 HP!!!
Tidus: That's not fair!
TMFG:You brought it upon yourself!
Fiend: Um, excuse me, but could we hurry this up. I have a kid I need to pick
up out of daycare, and I'm planning to get my nails done.
Tidus/TMFG: 0.o;
Tidus: You really ought to pick your fiends better...
TMFG: It was the best I could do on short notice!
Fiend: Like, hellooooo!
TMFG: Um, right. The fiend attacked Tidus and stole something very dear from him.
Tidus: Not my Miss Fluffypooko!!!
TMFG:......what did you say?
Tidus: *blush* Nothing.
TMFG: Miss Fluffywhata?
Tidus: I said it was nothing!!!
TMFG: Er, right. Scratch that last part. The fiend attacked, but in mid air it was suddenly
struck down by a thundaga spell.
Lulu: *hand held out* And my work here....is done *fades away*
Tidus: 0.o;
TMFG: ^_^ A guest appearance!
Tidus: This fic is totally pointless you know. All you are going to get is flames.
TMFG: HOWEVER, another fiend came and killed Tidus.
Tidus: WHAT?!
TMFG: Ok, didn't kill him...but it seriously MAIMED him ^_^
Tidus: You're sick you know tha- *is attacked* Gaah! Ahhhh! Help me! Mommy! Yevon!
Somebody! No, that's my spleen! Ah, what's this red stuff? It hurts! I think I see double
stuffed oreos! Ah, I'm in pain!!!
TMFG: That will be all thank you. ^_^
Fiend: Sure thing. Same time next Sunday?
TMFG: You betcha! ^_^
Tidus: The pink chocobos taste like marshmallooooows...@.@
TMFG: Then suddenly out of nowhere, a X-potion healed Tidus.
Tidus: I hate you. *glare*
TMFG: You're cute when you glare. ^_^
Tidus: Wait...you're doing all these evil sadistic things just because you think
I'm CUTE?
TMFG: Pretty much.
Tidus: ... *poses* Not that I can't BLAME you ^_^
TMFG: And then a chocobo came out from the bushes, and pecked Tidus until
he was down to 1 HP.
Tidus: I hate you again...
TMFG: And then, Yuffie Kisaragi appeared...
Tidus: Hey, you're kinda cute!
TMFG: ...And mugged him.
Yuffie: Mwa ha ha ha ha! *runs away, falls down a cliff,and is carried away by a river*
Oh, well! I still go his gil! ^_^ *is carried away downstream*
Tidus: That's it! *goes into overdrive*
TMFG: 0_0
Tidus: Wa ha ha! You're scared of me now, huh! Well now it's time for you
to take your own medicine! Bwa ha ha ha! I fear nothing! Yevon eats my
shorts! Gah ha ha ha! *twirling around sword maniacally*
TMFG: And as Tidus raved on, he did not notice that the author was getting away.
Tidus: I heard that.
TMFG: No you didn't.
Tidus: ...I didn't?
TMFG: Nope ^_^
Tidus: Oh. Hey, wait a minute!
TMFG: *Will be back in five minutes*
Tidus: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tidus jumped awake, and realized that he was back in his own bed.
He looked around to make sure no one was there, and pulled out a doll
from under his pillow, hugging it tightly. "Oh, Miss Fluffypooko, it was all
just a dream," he said, a smile overtaking his face.
TMFG: BWAHAHAHA! *falls over* I knew you had a Miss Fluffypooko!! *points while
laughing*
Tidus: *curses*
THE END.
....and I know you're all happy it is. ^_^;