Escape from Heaven
(A/N) I have every right to be a messed up child, be nice, review… read even…. Please? Remember, I have a sadistic imagination and carry a large sword, don't insult the Special person without reason. Have a nice day!-Meko
Disclaimer: Don't make me say it!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! … please no! anything but THAT!… Fine! Just keep it away!… I don't own him! I don't own Vegeta! *Starts crying* …I don't even own my friends! I don't own anything!… I think I need a hug! I don't feel special anymore! …*grins* However, I can do anything to anybody in this fic!!! Wahahahahahaha!!!!!! I feel evil! ^_~
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I feel the need to explain some more or less boring details to the idiots who don't get the whole Vegeta heaven thing… I try to be patient, I really do! "Sorry, Patience has never been one of our strongest virtues"-Veggie brains.
Vegeta was the creator of a new heaven… King Kai's planet went "boom" and Veggie stole the idea of putting a training planet in the afterlife. He didn't stop at making it a place to train when he died… he also turned it into his own personal luxury vacation location. (a/n-his own personal touches were put into this; hence, Naked Bulmas) He now commits suicide on a regular basis to take a vacation from poor cooking and annoying twits like Goku. (a/n-not necessarily OUR opinion, just Vegeta's) Vegeta's taste differs in a big way from the tastes of the group which was stuck on his planet. ( a/n- He nicknamed it, I-AM-NOW-GOD-OF-THIS-PLANET but most people call *dun dun dun…* Vegeta. ) All members of the group currently on Vegeta's planet/heaven despise Vegeta and the only fan he has is in Hell, where the rest of the group now aspire to be.
The four girls huddled and planned and finally came to the conclusion that, in order to get to Hell, they had to go find the God of this planet. None of them were happy, except Meka… she decided to do something REALLY nasty to Vegeta when they found him, so she could point and laugh at Meko… maybe Meko would even cry… She grinned and began marching around singing at the top of her lungs, "I am Queen of this planet! I claim it! It is mine! I, the strongest saiyan in the universe, now own this planet!"
Suddenly, to nobody's surprise, Vegeta popped out of nowhere.
"What the Hell Onna!? You do not have my express permission to claim this planet! It is mine! AND I am the strongest saiyan in the universe! Do not challenge me Onna, I am far your superior, weakling human!" He strutted about, pacing the ground in front of Meka and looking more like a peacock every word he spoke.
Meka grunted, THIS was the exact reason she wanted to severely hurt him. The arrogant, egotistic way he said the childish things was enough to make her sick! She stomped her foot. " I hate your stupid planet! You are ugly! My friends think you are gay with Goku! I agree with them on the whole! You are a sick pervert to want Naked Bulmas running around! The only reason we're here is to stay out of Hell!"
Vegeta looked shocked for a moment and looked behind Meka at the other three girls. "Is what she says true?"
The girls noded and Mekin stepped forward, " And she forgot ONE thing! Your hair is funny!"
This one last comment sent Vegeta into a rage and the girls grinned as he screamed, " MY HAIR?!? My hair is PERFECT! Nobody insults my hair and gets away with it! I would kill you except you were so stupid you already did that yourselves! Instead I will give you a far worse punishment than death for insulting my precious, gorgeous, perfect, untouchable hair! I will make you do the one thing you couldn't even have nightmares about!! I'm going to keep you here to do my bidding for all eternity and be my faithfull lapdogs cause I control your puny, pathetic lives while your feet touch MY planet and you can't fly! NONE OF YOU!!!!" He shouted right into Meka's face, spitting on her.The girls paled at this, it was the exact opposite from what they had hoped would happen.
"Eww!"Meka complained, wipping the spit off her face. He heard her and spun to look her dead in the eye, turning red with rage.
"What was that Onna?!? ACTUALLY, I changed my mind, you don't deserve to serve me! I will give you a much worse fate, I'm going to send you to Hell! And you can thank your stupid friend here for it too, I would have let you stay here and serve me personally! I now deny you the right to lay eyes on me day after day!!!"He stormed off and the ground evaporated as they began floating downwards.
The girls all sighed in relief. TheAngel spirit voiced the thoughts running through their heads, "OH THANK KAMI! I thought he was actually going to make us stay!!! That really worried me for a second! Quick thinking Meka!"
The Meka spirit looked blank for a second, "I wasn't thinking! His disgusting spit got on my face! That was absolutely disgusting!"
The Super Chan spirit shrugged, "Oh well! Stupidity actually helped us for a change! I'm certainly not complaining!"
Mekin giggled, "Looksie! There's Meko! We're almost there!"
The group looked to where she was pointing, there was Meko… talking to a black squirrel on her shoulder… The group looked at each other and sweatdropped.
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Announcer person: So the group escaped the evil grasp of Prince Vegeta… what oddities await them in Hell??? Find out in the next chapter!!!!Please Review!! Bai bai!!!! *waves*
(A/N) I have every right to be a messed up child, be nice, review… read even…. Please? Remember, I have a sadistic imagination and carry a large sword, don't insult the Special person without reason. Have a nice day!-Meko
Disclaimer: Don't make me say it!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! … please no! anything but THAT!… Fine! Just keep it away!… I don't own him! I don't own Vegeta! *Starts crying* …I don't even own my friends! I don't own anything!… I think I need a hug! I don't feel special anymore! …*grins* However, I can do anything to anybody in this fic!!! Wahahahahahaha!!!!!! I feel evil! ^_~
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I feel the need to explain some more or less boring details to the idiots who don't get the whole Vegeta heaven thing… I try to be patient, I really do! "Sorry, Patience has never been one of our strongest virtues"-Veggie brains.
Vegeta was the creator of a new heaven… King Kai's planet went "boom" and Veggie stole the idea of putting a training planet in the afterlife. He didn't stop at making it a place to train when he died… he also turned it into his own personal luxury vacation location. (a/n-his own personal touches were put into this; hence, Naked Bulmas) He now commits suicide on a regular basis to take a vacation from poor cooking and annoying twits like Goku. (a/n-not necessarily OUR opinion, just Vegeta's) Vegeta's taste differs in a big way from the tastes of the group which was stuck on his planet. ( a/n- He nicknamed it, I-AM-NOW-GOD-OF-THIS-PLANET but most people call *dun dun dun…* Vegeta. ) All members of the group currently on Vegeta's planet/heaven despise Vegeta and the only fan he has is in Hell, where the rest of the group now aspire to be.
The four girls huddled and planned and finally came to the conclusion that, in order to get to Hell, they had to go find the God of this planet. None of them were happy, except Meka… she decided to do something REALLY nasty to Vegeta when they found him, so she could point and laugh at Meko… maybe Meko would even cry… She grinned and began marching around singing at the top of her lungs, "I am Queen of this planet! I claim it! It is mine! I, the strongest saiyan in the universe, now own this planet!"
Suddenly, to nobody's surprise, Vegeta popped out of nowhere.
"What the Hell Onna!? You do not have my express permission to claim this planet! It is mine! AND I am the strongest saiyan in the universe! Do not challenge me Onna, I am far your superior, weakling human!" He strutted about, pacing the ground in front of Meka and looking more like a peacock every word he spoke.
Meka grunted, THIS was the exact reason she wanted to severely hurt him. The arrogant, egotistic way he said the childish things was enough to make her sick! She stomped her foot. " I hate your stupid planet! You are ugly! My friends think you are gay with Goku! I agree with them on the whole! You are a sick pervert to want Naked Bulmas running around! The only reason we're here is to stay out of Hell!"
Vegeta looked shocked for a moment and looked behind Meka at the other three girls. "Is what she says true?"
The girls noded and Mekin stepped forward, " And she forgot ONE thing! Your hair is funny!"
This one last comment sent Vegeta into a rage and the girls grinned as he screamed, " MY HAIR?!? My hair is PERFECT! Nobody insults my hair and gets away with it! I would kill you except you were so stupid you already did that yourselves! Instead I will give you a far worse punishment than death for insulting my precious, gorgeous, perfect, untouchable hair! I will make you do the one thing you couldn't even have nightmares about!! I'm going to keep you here to do my bidding for all eternity and be my faithfull lapdogs cause I control your puny, pathetic lives while your feet touch MY planet and you can't fly! NONE OF YOU!!!!" He shouted right into Meka's face, spitting on her.The girls paled at this, it was the exact opposite from what they had hoped would happen.
"Eww!"Meka complained, wipping the spit off her face. He heard her and spun to look her dead in the eye, turning red with rage.
"What was that Onna?!? ACTUALLY, I changed my mind, you don't deserve to serve me! I will give you a much worse fate, I'm going to send you to Hell! And you can thank your stupid friend here for it too, I would have let you stay here and serve me personally! I now deny you the right to lay eyes on me day after day!!!"He stormed off and the ground evaporated as they began floating downwards.
The girls all sighed in relief. TheAngel spirit voiced the thoughts running through their heads, "OH THANK KAMI! I thought he was actually going to make us stay!!! That really worried me for a second! Quick thinking Meka!"
The Meka spirit looked blank for a second, "I wasn't thinking! His disgusting spit got on my face! That was absolutely disgusting!"
The Super Chan spirit shrugged, "Oh well! Stupidity actually helped us for a change! I'm certainly not complaining!"
Mekin giggled, "Looksie! There's Meko! We're almost there!"
The group looked to where she was pointing, there was Meko… talking to a black squirrel on her shoulder… The group looked at each other and sweatdropped.
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Announcer person: So the group escaped the evil grasp of Prince Vegeta… what oddities await them in Hell??? Find out in the next chapter!!!!Please Review!! Bai bai!!!! *waves*