By.CorvidQueen
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Disclaimer: I dun own Lord of the Rings, the char, the places, blah blah blah.
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Warning: This is the most shameless of shameless plugs. It has NOTHING at all to do with the actual book and I doubt it has anything to do with the movie (seeing as how I haven't seen it and am completely pissed about that, but lets move on). This is purely for pretty much my own entertainment, so I don't want you to read and then review flaming me about how this has nothing to do with the book because it's NOT SUPPOSED TO. The only thing that has to do with the book is the people in the story. *deep breath*. So, I've warned you. So help me god of some dolt (and I know there will be one) complains about this work of fiction having nothing to do with the actual book. Now lets get on with it.....