A/N: 'Kay, this is my character's bragging song thingee. She's active on the ROC, so no touchie! Seein' as I have some explanation to do, I'll explain. :P Rippscarr is a black stoat, and she carries a scimitar, axe and whip. So that covers a few lines. And, of course, she's a corsair! So, it's typical that she loves grog.
I'm th' spawn o' a murderer,
Th' pup o' a ripper too!
Born in th' claws o' th' violent storm,
I'll sail 'cross th' briny blue!
Me axe kin chop yer 'ead off,
Me whip kin flay yer well,
Me blade kin slash an' slice yer,
Me foes don't live ter tell!
Corsair is wot they calls me,
Rippscarr is me name,
Me fur is black, an' so are me claws,
Me 'eart is jus' th' same!
I'm as tough as wrought iron,
I'll gulp down grog wi' certain flair,
Me paws rest on 'eaving decks,
'Cos I'm a bold corsair,
Aye, I'm a bold corsaaaiiiiir!
I'm th' spawn o' a murderer,
Th' pup o' a ripper too!
Born in th' claws o' th' violent storm,
I'll sail 'cross th' briny blue!
Me axe kin chop yer 'ead off,
Me whip kin flay yer well,
Me blade kin slash an' slice yer,
Me foes don't live ter tell!
Corsair is wot they calls me,
Rippscarr is me name,
Me fur is black, an' so are me claws,
Me 'eart is jus' th' same!
I'm as tough as wrought iron,
I'll gulp down grog wi' certain flair,
Me paws rest on 'eaving decks,
'Cos I'm a bold corsair,
Aye, I'm a bold corsaaaiiiiir!
