Gundam Wing
Part 2
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Gundams or any of the Characters in Gundam Wing.
Quatre: Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo: zzz...WAFFLES? Pile'em on!
Quatre: Will everyone follow me? And Duo, there aren't any waffles left.
Duo: But I'm still hungry!
Trowa: You're always hungry!
Duo: Am not! Anyways, what were we supposed to do? Quatre, is there any orange juice left?
Quatre: Uh, I think so.
Duo: Great! Can I have it?
Quatre: Sure...
Trowa: Duo, after that, do you mind washing your face?
Duo: Why?
Trowa: It's covered with syrup.
Quatre: Follow me please. (All leave but Duo)
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Quatre: Ahh...Welcome! Duo... Heero. Have a seat.
Duo: Thanks (Sits)
Heero: ...I'll stand (leans against wall)... Yes, I accepted, we accepted a mission... The mission is to protect Releana Peacecraft.
Wufei: From what?
Heero: (shrugs)...
Duo: Where is she?
Heero: Peacecraft mansion.
Duo: Let's ride!
Quatre: Hold on Sundance Kid, Heero, how long are we going to be there?
Heero: (shrugs)...
Trowa: Why?
Duo: Yah, why?
Quatre: Well, I gotta know how many pairs of underwear to pack.... Why are you all staring at me?
Trowa: (holding back smile)...(giggles and flat out laughs)
Quatre: Hygiene guys, Hygiene!
Duo: *mockingly* Need your toothbrush and tooth paste too?
Quatre: Actually, yes! Thanks for reminding me!
Wufei: ...
Heero: ...
Trowa: HAHAHA!
Quatre: I must have minty fresh breath when in battle, do you know how in the Gundams, the bad breath magnifies? And it keeps my mouth cool and plaque free!
Duo: *holding back laughter* Come on guys, lets go.
Quatre: What? (Shrugs)
(All leave)
IN THE VAN
Duo: Are we there yet?
Trowa: No. Do you have to go to the bathroom again?
Duo: No. I forgot my watch back there.
Quatre: Huh? Oh, right. Speaking of forgetting... I forgot-
Duo: What'ya forget? Toilet paper?
Trowa: (Smiling)...(giggle and laugh)
Duo: What's wrong with you Trowa?
Trowa: Nothing. (Giggle)
Duo: Really...what's wrong?
Quatre: Maybe he's hysterical.
Trowa: (GIGGLE) Nope...
Quatre: Then what is it?
Trowa: You have a spot of your lunch on your shirt...(giggle)
Quatre: ...No-
Trowa: HAHA! Made you look!!!!
Heero: (Driving) ......
Duo: Trowa are you ok? Really O.K.?
Trowa: Yah, fine... (Starring out the window and quiet)
Quatre: Huh, this day keeps getting weirder, either that or Trowa does.
Duo: What did you forget?
Quatre: Oh, yes, I forgot to pack an extra pair of socks.
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHAHA!
Duo: I think Trowa forgot his saneness somewhere back in space....
Trowa: HAHAHA!
Quatre: I think the exhaust from the van got to his head and you a little; you're not as loud as you normally are.
Duo: You too, you don't normally talk like this either!
Trowa: (now quiet and looking out the window)...
(Crickets chirp)
Duo: Right...So Quatre why are you all of a sudden the hygiene guy?
Quatre: I don't know...At least I change clothes every day unlike you guys!
Duo: You change your clothes?
Quatre: Yep, I have 7 pink shirts, 7 purple vests, 2 belts and 7 pairs of socks. Oh, I can't forget 7 pairs of clean crisp underwear-
Trowa: (giggles and laughs) HAHA, you wear tighty whities!! HAHAHA!
Quatre: What do you prefer, boxers or briefs?
Trowa: Boxers with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!
Duo: *eagerly* You mean they have boxers with our Gundams on them? Cool! Where'd ya get them? Do they have a pair with Death Scythe on them? Or Death Scythe Hell on them too?
Trowa: (Quiet and looking out the window again) Probibly.
Duo: Where'd ya get them?
Trowa: One of my many fans sent them to me.
Duo:? Fans? How come I don't get any fan mail?
Quatre: (repacking bag) Hey, Trowa, here's another one of Duo's fan letters. Should be put it in the trunk with the others? Trowa, I think we need a bigger trunk? Don't you Trowa? Trowa?
Heero: (Makes left turn into the Peacecraft mansion)...(stops and turns off engine)
Duo: Wow, that only took us 2 hours. We made some serious time!
Quatre: Where did you get the time?
Duo: I found my watch you were sitting on it! Hey, would you get Trowa out of the van?
Quatre: Sure. Trowa, come on, lets go...(pulling Trowa away from the window)
Trowa: ... (staggers) Are we there yet?
Quatre: It must be the exhaust. Hey guys, where's Wufei?
Duo: I don't know, I thought he was riding shotgun. Or at least that's what Heero told me.
Heero: Wufei had some business to attend to. (Walks inside and everyone follows)
One inside, Releana is waiting in a conference room for them, or should I say Heero...
Releana: (watching through the key hole)...here he comes... (SWAK and THUMP)
Heero: (opens door away from her) Hmm...
Releana: (sitting on the floor massaging her face) Hi Heero! (Duo walks in)... Uh, hi Duo, I wasn't expecting you... (Trowa enters)... Trowa-
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHA...why are you sitting on the floor? (Quatre enters)
Quatre: Sorry, the exhaust from the van got to his head. He's been like that all day. *Tired sigh*
Duo: Why are you sitting on the floor?
Releana: Oh, nothing.
Duo: That black eye says differently.
When Releana was behind the door, the doorknob hit her in the eye.
Releana: Uh... I was waiting for Heero... That's all *quickly*
Trowa: HAHAHAHA! What's with your hair? It's all funky! That style went our ages and ages and ages ago! Come on, 2 braid tied in a knot in the back! HAHAHA!
Releana: What about your hair? Besides, it's not a knot.
Trowa: What is it then?
Releana: 2 neatly crossed braids. And what about your hair?
Trowa: It's the newest rage, the title wave look.
Releana: Well, at least everyone can see my beautiful face all at once, not half at a time, an you can see my face when you look at me straight on, unlike you!
Duo: Our mission?
Heero: (blinks twice) ......
Quatre: Trowa, I think you need some fresh air; Releana put too much cheap perfume on. It's clogging your brain-
Releana: Too much perfume?
Quatre: Yah, a little does a lot!
Releana: Do you even own any cologne?
Quatre: Nope. Don't need any fragrance to mask my odor!
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHAHA...That's a good one Quatre...Odor...HAHA!
Duo: (snicker) Our mission?
-Outtakes and funny ending to part 2-
Outtake 1
Quatre: Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Quatre: *louder* Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Quatre: HAS EVERYONE HAD ENOUGH WAFFLES?
Duo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Outtake 2
Director: Take 1
Trowa: Tighty Whities with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!
Director: Cut! Trowa, that's boxers, not "Tighty Whities"... Take 2...
Trowa: Boxer of coarse, with Heavy Arms in them!
Director: Cut! Trowa, the line is "Boxers with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!"...Take 3
Trowa: Heavy Arms boxers of coarse!
Director: Cut! Trowa, do you know your lines? I bet Heero could do it with one hand tied behind his back!
Heero: Boxers with Wing Zero on them of course!
Duo: Really? I didn't think they really made them... Where do you get them?
Director: 5 min break!!!!
Funny ending to part 2
Releana: (Thinking to self) I wonder if it will work again?
Duo: (Psychically connecting her) What will?
Releana: (Out loud) DUO! STAY OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!!!!
Quatre: Huh?
Duo: Psychic powers, mind reading.
Quatre: But how?
Duo: I don't know, maybe the author's stretching the truth!! (Looks up)
Ali: Sorry guys, I have to make it interesting. Trowa, you can knock off the exhaust thing now, O.K.?
Trowa: Sure thing. Isn't she wonderful? She gave me the best script!
Duo: Yah right.
Heero: Ali? Can I sit down now? I'm tired of standing.
Ali: Sure.
Quatre: Ali? Could you create the perfect gal for me? Not one of the Gundam characters? Ya know I kinda lonely being the peacemaker all by myself...
Ali: Suggestions and requests should be placed the in review box. Thanks guys!
Releana: But-
Ali: Later or in the box please!
Releana: But can I have a break?
Ali: 10 min break people, lets move it! (To self) It's hard creating a fan fic, all of the writing, rewriting, editing, writing, editing, rewriting... and then there is the typing... (Out loud) Oh well... Mission accomplished, part 2 completed. Next comes part 3...(fading away) and then I hope part 4 and then part 5...
Duo: Hey what about me? Don't leave me hanging out here! All alone on a blank page... Oh well, see all my fans in part 3! See ya soon I hope!
Part 2
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Gundams or any of the Characters in Gundam Wing.
Quatre: Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo: zzz...WAFFLES? Pile'em on!
Quatre: Will everyone follow me? And Duo, there aren't any waffles left.
Duo: But I'm still hungry!
Trowa: You're always hungry!
Duo: Am not! Anyways, what were we supposed to do? Quatre, is there any orange juice left?
Quatre: Uh, I think so.
Duo: Great! Can I have it?
Quatre: Sure...
Trowa: Duo, after that, do you mind washing your face?
Duo: Why?
Trowa: It's covered with syrup.
Quatre: Follow me please. (All leave but Duo)
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Quatre: Ahh...Welcome! Duo... Heero. Have a seat.
Duo: Thanks (Sits)
Heero: ...I'll stand (leans against wall)... Yes, I accepted, we accepted a mission... The mission is to protect Releana Peacecraft.
Wufei: From what?
Heero: (shrugs)...
Duo: Where is she?
Heero: Peacecraft mansion.
Duo: Let's ride!
Quatre: Hold on Sundance Kid, Heero, how long are we going to be there?
Heero: (shrugs)...
Trowa: Why?
Duo: Yah, why?
Quatre: Well, I gotta know how many pairs of underwear to pack.... Why are you all staring at me?
Trowa: (holding back smile)...(giggles and flat out laughs)
Quatre: Hygiene guys, Hygiene!
Duo: *mockingly* Need your toothbrush and tooth paste too?
Quatre: Actually, yes! Thanks for reminding me!
Wufei: ...
Heero: ...
Trowa: HAHAHA!
Quatre: I must have minty fresh breath when in battle, do you know how in the Gundams, the bad breath magnifies? And it keeps my mouth cool and plaque free!
Duo: *holding back laughter* Come on guys, lets go.
Quatre: What? (Shrugs)
(All leave)
IN THE VAN
Duo: Are we there yet?
Trowa: No. Do you have to go to the bathroom again?
Duo: No. I forgot my watch back there.
Quatre: Huh? Oh, right. Speaking of forgetting... I forgot-
Duo: What'ya forget? Toilet paper?
Trowa: (Smiling)...(giggle and laugh)
Duo: What's wrong with you Trowa?
Trowa: Nothing. (Giggle)
Duo: Really...what's wrong?
Quatre: Maybe he's hysterical.
Trowa: (GIGGLE) Nope...
Quatre: Then what is it?
Trowa: You have a spot of your lunch on your shirt...(giggle)
Quatre: ...No-
Trowa: HAHA! Made you look!!!!
Heero: (Driving) ......
Duo: Trowa are you ok? Really O.K.?
Trowa: Yah, fine... (Starring out the window and quiet)
Quatre: Huh, this day keeps getting weirder, either that or Trowa does.
Duo: What did you forget?
Quatre: Oh, yes, I forgot to pack an extra pair of socks.
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHAHA!
Duo: I think Trowa forgot his saneness somewhere back in space....
Trowa: HAHAHA!
Quatre: I think the exhaust from the van got to his head and you a little; you're not as loud as you normally are.
Duo: You too, you don't normally talk like this either!
Trowa: (now quiet and looking out the window)...
(Crickets chirp)
Duo: Right...So Quatre why are you all of a sudden the hygiene guy?
Quatre: I don't know...At least I change clothes every day unlike you guys!
Duo: You change your clothes?
Quatre: Yep, I have 7 pink shirts, 7 purple vests, 2 belts and 7 pairs of socks. Oh, I can't forget 7 pairs of clean crisp underwear-
Trowa: (giggles and laughs) HAHA, you wear tighty whities!! HAHAHA!
Quatre: What do you prefer, boxers or briefs?
Trowa: Boxers with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!
Duo: *eagerly* You mean they have boxers with our Gundams on them? Cool! Where'd ya get them? Do they have a pair with Death Scythe on them? Or Death Scythe Hell on them too?
Trowa: (Quiet and looking out the window again) Probibly.
Duo: Where'd ya get them?
Trowa: One of my many fans sent them to me.
Duo:? Fans? How come I don't get any fan mail?
Quatre: (repacking bag) Hey, Trowa, here's another one of Duo's fan letters. Should be put it in the trunk with the others? Trowa, I think we need a bigger trunk? Don't you Trowa? Trowa?
Heero: (Makes left turn into the Peacecraft mansion)...(stops and turns off engine)
Duo: Wow, that only took us 2 hours. We made some serious time!
Quatre: Where did you get the time?
Duo: I found my watch you were sitting on it! Hey, would you get Trowa out of the van?
Quatre: Sure. Trowa, come on, lets go...(pulling Trowa away from the window)
Trowa: ... (staggers) Are we there yet?
Quatre: It must be the exhaust. Hey guys, where's Wufei?
Duo: I don't know, I thought he was riding shotgun. Or at least that's what Heero told me.
Heero: Wufei had some business to attend to. (Walks inside and everyone follows)
One inside, Releana is waiting in a conference room for them, or should I say Heero...
Releana: (watching through the key hole)...here he comes... (SWAK and THUMP)
Heero: (opens door away from her) Hmm...
Releana: (sitting on the floor massaging her face) Hi Heero! (Duo walks in)... Uh, hi Duo, I wasn't expecting you... (Trowa enters)... Trowa-
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHA...why are you sitting on the floor? (Quatre enters)
Quatre: Sorry, the exhaust from the van got to his head. He's been like that all day. *Tired sigh*
Duo: Why are you sitting on the floor?
Releana: Oh, nothing.
Duo: That black eye says differently.
When Releana was behind the door, the doorknob hit her in the eye.
Releana: Uh... I was waiting for Heero... That's all *quickly*
Trowa: HAHAHAHA! What's with your hair? It's all funky! That style went our ages and ages and ages ago! Come on, 2 braid tied in a knot in the back! HAHAHA!
Releana: What about your hair? Besides, it's not a knot.
Trowa: What is it then?
Releana: 2 neatly crossed braids. And what about your hair?
Trowa: It's the newest rage, the title wave look.
Releana: Well, at least everyone can see my beautiful face all at once, not half at a time, an you can see my face when you look at me straight on, unlike you!
Duo: Our mission?
Heero: (blinks twice) ......
Quatre: Trowa, I think you need some fresh air; Releana put too much cheap perfume on. It's clogging your brain-
Releana: Too much perfume?
Quatre: Yah, a little does a lot!
Releana: Do you even own any cologne?
Quatre: Nope. Don't need any fragrance to mask my odor!
Trowa: (giggle and laugh) HAHAHA...That's a good one Quatre...Odor...HAHA!
Duo: (snicker) Our mission?
-Outtakes and funny ending to part 2-
Outtake 1
Quatre: Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Quatre: *louder* Has everyone had enough waffles?
Duo...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Quatre: HAS EVERYONE HAD ENOUGH WAFFLES?
Duo: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Outtake 2
Director: Take 1
Trowa: Tighty Whities with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!
Director: Cut! Trowa, that's boxers, not "Tighty Whities"... Take 2...
Trowa: Boxer of coarse, with Heavy Arms in them!
Director: Cut! Trowa, the line is "Boxers with Heavy Arms on them of coarse!"...Take 3
Trowa: Heavy Arms boxers of coarse!
Director: Cut! Trowa, do you know your lines? I bet Heero could do it with one hand tied behind his back!
Heero: Boxers with Wing Zero on them of course!
Duo: Really? I didn't think they really made them... Where do you get them?
Director: 5 min break!!!!
Funny ending to part 2
Releana: (Thinking to self) I wonder if it will work again?
Duo: (Psychically connecting her) What will?
Releana: (Out loud) DUO! STAY OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!!!!
Quatre: Huh?
Duo: Psychic powers, mind reading.
Quatre: But how?
Duo: I don't know, maybe the author's stretching the truth!! (Looks up)
Ali: Sorry guys, I have to make it interesting. Trowa, you can knock off the exhaust thing now, O.K.?
Trowa: Sure thing. Isn't she wonderful? She gave me the best script!
Duo: Yah right.
Heero: Ali? Can I sit down now? I'm tired of standing.
Ali: Sure.
Quatre: Ali? Could you create the perfect gal for me? Not one of the Gundam characters? Ya know I kinda lonely being the peacemaker all by myself...
Ali: Suggestions and requests should be placed the in review box. Thanks guys!
Releana: But-
Ali: Later or in the box please!
Releana: But can I have a break?
Ali: 10 min break people, lets move it! (To self) It's hard creating a fan fic, all of the writing, rewriting, editing, writing, editing, rewriting... and then there is the typing... (Out loud) Oh well... Mission accomplished, part 2 completed. Next comes part 3...(fading away) and then I hope part 4 and then part 5...
Duo: Hey what about me? Don't leave me hanging out here! All alone on a blank page... Oh well, see all my fans in part 3! See ya soon I hope!