Author- Scratches
Date- February 18, 2002
Disclaimer- I own nothing in this fiction…. I don't even think I own the plot….. Damnit!
Authors note- hey I'm going to thank Crystal Star Guardian for writing the Splendid Less than Perfectionis… Because with out that there wouldn't be this very crappy Fan-Fan-Fiction!
Dedication to- Crystal Star Guardian because she is really cool and she laughed her arse off at the ficccie!
Harmony Porter and the Goods
"Hermione wait up!" Harmony called from down the street near The Three Broomsticks. She waved her hands in the air and picked up her pace to a small run.
Hermione turned around to look at her best friend that was running towards her. She smacked her forehead and made the 'cut it out' sign.
Harmony abruptly stopped and looked at all the guys staring at her. She covered her mouth with a hand with orange varnish. Her cheeks started turning a bight pink as she walked quickly towards her friend.
"Nice show Harmony." Someone said in her ear.
She turned on her heel and glared at Blaise Zabini. Smirking slyly Harmony said, "Better show than you'd be able to put on now wouldn't it?" Harmony flicked her eyes down to the other girls chest, "Yes I do put on a better show."
Blaise narrowed her eyes then turned on her heel wiping a tear as she went. Harmony shook her head and walked back towards Hermione.
"They where all staring at me right?" Harmony asked her friend.
Hermione nodded and took her elbow and pulled her towards a new shop called "Domingo's Imperial Music" where they went to find some music.
They stopped in front of the four-story building and opened the door. After asking the clerk where the American rock music was they had to climb all the way up to the top.
About the second floor landing, Harmony was whining about how hard it was to get up the stairs. "These troublesome boobs are getting in my way once again!" She sighed dramatically and said to Hermione, "How have you put up with them so long?"
Hermione laughed and touched Harmony's shoulder, "It's called a sports bra."
Harmony looked grim and inquired; "There's more than one kind?"
Hermione burst out laughing and nodded. She pulled Harry up the stairs and Harry pouted at Hermione. "Get me one because I will not be able to live any long with these things bobbing around for the next four months."
A fourth year male Ravenclaw stopped and looked at them in horror as they went by talking about bra's and underwear.
At the top, Harmony said, "Did you see that guys face?!"
"Yeah, they get like that when you talk about personal stuff like bra's and your period."
Harmony stopped in mid-step, "I forgot all about that…"
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That's the end! I know, it was cheeeesy! But I got a laugh… I hope CSG laughs too! ^.^
later-
Scratches/Dee
Ps- I got the idea from being me… Boobs get in the way and well, I see Harmony with a full rack being Harry Potter and all…
Later once again! *bobbs off listening to Daft Punk*