Haunted


A Jointfic by Autumn, Bunny, Candace & Randa.

E-mail: eddievedderismylife@hotmail.com, Mercarmaid@aol.com, idnac@hotmail.com, nighthawk3775@yahoo.com

We DO NOT own the characters of 'That 70's Show'. I mean, really,
we'd have Hyde and Jackie closer to getting together by now . . .


PART I: By Autumn
Forman Basement 5:12 in the afternoon
The gang is sitting in the basement bored out of their minds. They
ponder
a
solution alleviate their affliction.

Eric: So guys, what are we gonna do tonight?

Fez: Nothing, there is nothing to do in this hellhole place.

Donna: Shouldn't we at least think about it before we decide there's
nothing
to do?

Kelso: Oh! We could go check out that old house that was condemned!
Its'
suppose to be haunted!

Hyde: Normally, I wouldn't agree with Kelso… but there's nothin'
better
to
do so let's go.

The gang all pile into the Vista Cruiser, but they find themselves
one seat
short. (In real life, that would never happen, but this is called fan
FICTION for a reason). Donna and Eric sit in the front, and Kelso,
Fez and
Hyde pile into the back seat.

Jackie (standing with hands on her hips) Great, where am I supposed
to sit?

Fez: Oh Jackie, there is a place on my lap that has your name on it.
Come,
sit!

Kelso turns to Hyde and speaks: All right! I can use my master plan!
Once
Jackie sits in my lap again, and remembers all the good times we had
while
we were doin' it, she won't be able to resist me!

Hyde rolls his eyes and punches him in the arm. Not wanting to give
Kelso
a
chance to enact his "master plan" Hyde speaks up.

Hyde: Jackie, you can sit with me.

She squeals and races around to his side of the car. The rest of the
gang
turns to stare at him.

Hyde: What?! I'm shorter that Kelso, so she won't hit her head on the
roof
of the car. It makes perfectly logical sense.

Donna: Sure Hyde, keep telling yourself that.

Eric (smirks) Whatever man. He turns back around.

Kelso: Hyde. You're doggin' me man!

Fez: Oh, you sneaky son of a bitch!

By this time Jackie had reached the other side of the car and opened
the
door. She settled herself on his lap and turned to look at him.

Jackie: Thank you Steven, you are so sweet! She placed a chaste kiss
on his
cheek before turning back around.

Hyde fought very hard to hide the idiotic smile that threatened to
break
across his face. He brought his arms up to encircle her slim waist
and
discreetly pulled her closer.

Hyde: Anytime.

Kelso: Hyde! What's this? He asked gesturing to Hyde's arms around
Jackie.

Hyde: What man? She doesn't have a seat belt, she needs some
protection.

Kelso: Well, fine.

Eric intentionaly drove slower than normal, giving his best friend
more
time
to revel in the feeling of holding the girl of his dreams in his
arms.
However, all too soon (for Jackie and Hyde) they arrived at their
destination. The gang exited the Cruiser and walked up to the
building.
All the doors and windows were nailed shut, except for one located
above
the
door.

Fez: Oh great, how are we going to get in?

Eric: Let's just boost someone up there, and see if they can get in
or not.

All eyes turn to Jackie.

Jackie: What?

Donna: Well you're smaller than everybody, so it makes sense for you
too…

Hyde: No friggin' way. We don't know what's on the other side of the
door,
if we put her through, she might get hurt.

Kelso: Since when do you care what happens to her?

Fez: Yes, Hyde, I thought you could not stand her.

Hyde stating to stutter: I was just, uh, being, um, *cough*
practical.

Jackie: Let's not fight over stupid stuff, now Donna's right, and
Steven
I'll be fine so let's just get me up there already. It's cold.

Hyde immediately shrugs his jacket off and tosses it to her.

Jackie: Oh, thank you Steven! She said as she put the jacket on.

Eric: Hyde, when did you have a lobotomy?

Hyde: Shut up Forman!

Donna: All right, this is like a really weird episode of the twilight
zone.

The gang all life Jackie up and she crawls through the window. She
comes
to
the door completely unscathed and opens it.

Hyde tries to hide his relief, but Jackie notices it anyway and pulls
him
inside by his hand.

A few Hours Later……

The gang is ready to leave and goes to the front door.

Eric pulls on the knob, and to his shock it comes off in his hand.

Eric: Um guys, it looks like we're stuck for the night……