PART FOUR: By Randa

Jackie: Michael! (she starts to scoot away from Hyde, only to have
him catch
her by the wrists and hold her in place).

Hyde: What the hell is your problem, Kelso?

Kelso: You... You... You stole my girl!

Fez: (nudges him) She is not your girl. She broke up with you.

Kelso: (crestfallen) We're just going through a hard time...

Jackie: Michael. I don't like you. I DESPISE you. Get out!

Fez: Don't you want to know about the way out?

Jackie: Umm... Could you come back in an hour?

Fez: No.

Hyde: (sighs in frustration) What is the way out?

Kelso: Okay. We are all going to run at the door and crash into it
REALLY
hard! (looks pleased with himself) It was my idea.

Jackie: You moron! We already tried that. It hurt Steven's
shoulder...
(She starts to unconciously stroke Hyde's still bare shoulder.)

Kelso: Oh yeah...

Fez: Idiot! I am going to sleep now. (He starts over to where Jackie
and
Hyde are sitting and flops down on the couch, using Jackie's lap as a
pillow.) Oh... Jackie, you are so soft.

Hyde: I'm gonna close my eyes and count to ten, and you'd better be
gone by
the time I open them.

Fez: (Starts to reluctantly climb up)

Jackie: ("helps" him by shoving him off the couch. Hard.)

Fez: Ay! My head...

Hyde: four...

Kelso: (grabs Fez my the shirt-back and starts dragging him out of
the room,
slamming the door just as Hyde reaches "one".

Hyde: (shaking his head in wonder) I think he gets dumber every day.

Jackie: Yeah. I feel kinda responsible, though... I mean, he wasn't
NEARLY
this bad when we were dating. (at Hyde's off look) Was he?

Hyde: Actually, yeah.

Jackie: But he never---

Hyde: Yes he did.

Jackie: Oh. (looks thoughtful)

Hyde: Yeah. Oh. (He starts to pull her towards him.)

Jackie: (goes into his arms willingly, turning her face up to meet
his kiss.)


Kelso: This sucks!

Fez: Yes. My head hurts.

Kelso: I mean, he's in there making out with MY girlfriend! MINE! Who
the
hell does he think he is?

Fez: Jackie is not your girlfriend. She broke up with your sorry ass
when
you cheated on her with Laurie.

Kelso: Well, I can't just sit here in the dark anymore. I'm getting
us out
of here.

Fez: Yes. Get us out now. (mutters) Idiot.

Kelso: (starts walking towards the door) Prepare to be smashed. (He
takes a
running leap at the door, crashing into it with enough force to
rattle the
walls. he falls to the floor with a sickening "thunk" and screams in
pain.
The scream reverbrates through the old house.)


Jackie: (pulls away from Hyde, breathing heavily.) What was that??

Hyde: (equally breathless) I don't know. It sounded like a woman
screaming.

Jackie: I don't like it here. I'm scared...

Hyde: (Pulls her into his arms and starts to stroke her hair as she
trembles) It's okay. I'm here. I won't let anything happen to you.

Jackie: Do you promise?

Hyde: (dropping a kiss on her forehead) Yeah. I promise.

Jackie: (snuggles into his chest) Well... I guess things could get
worse.
(Just as she says this, the fire goes out.)

Hyde: (raising a brow) you were saying?