To Mel McDaniel's "Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On."
I hadn't heard this song for in a while when it played at work the other night. I was listening and enjoying the song when I suddenly started to change the words from 'Baby's got her blue jeans on" to what it is now. I spent most of the rest of my shift pondering the new line and came up with this.
Down on the corner, by the traffic lights
Everybody's bleedin as she goes by
They turn to look and she whacks them with her bat.
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
Up by the bus stop, and across the street
She's breakin windows as they try to peek
And she goes walkin', breaking heads along the way..
Heaven help up, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
She can't help it if she's made that way
She's not to blame if she kicks their butts
She ain't really tryin to cause a scene
They didn't have to look, No the girl can't help it!
Well up on Main Street by the taxi stand
There's a pile of bodies, and a traffic jam
She don't look back, she ain't done nothing wrong
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
She can't help it if she's made that way
She's not to blame if she kicks their butts
She ain't really tryin to cause a scene
They didn't have to look, No the girl can't help it!
Down on the corner, by the traffic lights
Everybody's bleedin as she goes by
They turn to look and she whacks them with her bat.
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
Heaven help us, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
I hadn't heard this song for in a while when it played at work the other night. I was listening and enjoying the song when I suddenly started to change the words from 'Baby's got her blue jeans on" to what it is now. I spent most of the rest of my shift pondering the new line and came up with this.
Down on the corner, by the traffic lights
Everybody's bleedin as she goes by
They turn to look and she whacks them with her bat.
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
Up by the bus stop, and across the street
She's breakin windows as they try to peek
And she goes walkin', breaking heads along the way..
Heaven help up, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
She can't help it if she's made that way
She's not to blame if she kicks their butts
She ain't really tryin to cause a scene
They didn't have to look, No the girl can't help it!
Well up on Main Street by the taxi stand
There's a pile of bodies, and a traffic jam
She don't look back, she ain't done nothing wrong
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
She can't help it if she's made that way
She's not to blame if she kicks their butts
She ain't really tryin to cause a scene
They didn't have to look, No the girl can't help it!
Down on the corner, by the traffic lights
Everybody's bleedin as she goes by
They turn to look and she whacks them with her bat.
Lord have mercy, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!
Heaven help us, Asuka's got her plugsuit on!