That's What You Get!
Disclaimer- Why do we gotta do this cuz everybody knows we don't own anything except the stuff in our house okay! Is that so hard to say!
Jeff: Hey Lita it's time to get up.
Lita: uhh....5 more minutes baby.
Jeff: That's what you said 5 minutes ago. Now come on were gonna be late.
Lita: Ok, Ok! I'll get up and get ready. What time do we have to be at the tapings anyways?
Jeff: They said be there by 2 so we can practice, and well look at the time, it's 12:30 and it takes about 30 minutes to get to The Norfolk Scope from here and we still gotta grab a bite to eat on our way there.
Lita: Ok, I'm ready, let's go. And by the way Jeff, I had a great time last night.
Jeff: I bet you did cuz I had a great time too.
1 hour later they arrive at the arena hand in hand and Rob Van Dam approaches them.
RVD: Hey guys what's up?
Jeff: Alot of things!
RVD: Hey Lita, I heard Matt broke up with you again last night. Are you okay?
Lita: Yeah, I'm fine because I've found someone better.
RVD: Awww....So you two are going out now?
Jeff: Yep!
RVD: That's cool and anyways Jeff, you got a match with me and Edge against Matt, William Regal, ( RVD does the air sucking thing Goldust does) and Goldust.
Jeff: Haha, Now that would be a great match as long as Regal doen't use those brass knucks.
RVD: You know he will, but we'll win anyways.
Edge walks up to them.
Edge: Your damn right were gonna win because I reek of awsomeness, your way extreme and everythings cool when your Rob Van Dam. ( Edge does the hand things RVD does )
They all practice for a couple hours and then grab a bite to eat.
7:30 SMACKDOWN! starts. Meanwhile backstage:
Edge: Yo Jeff, you and Lita better get ready cuz were the second match up. And Lita, I know how much you wanna kick Matt's ass!
Lita: You bet I do!
Jeff: Yeah come on let's get ready.
Jeff and Lita head to their dressing rooms and change. Their match was up next and they all met up behind the curtains. BOOM! RVD's music hit's the arena as the whole crowd cheers. RVD, Edge, Jeff & Lita all went down the ramp together.
Lilian: Accompanied by Lita, coming in, in a combined weight of 635 pounds, Jeff Hardy, Edge, & Rob Van Dam.
Next up was Matt, Regal, & Goldust. The crowd bood them as they went to the ring. When they got in the match started. It was RVD and Regal. Regal was beating the hell out of RVD, but RVD got back in the game. As the referee wasn't looking, Matt went down to get a chair.
The King: What the! What is he doing?!
J.R.: He's getting a chair.
The King: He better not hit Lita with it, it'll just mess up her puppies.
J.R.: Whatever!
Matt went in the ring and Edge tried to get in, but the Referee, Nick Patrick stopped him.
Matt was about to hit RVD with the chair, but RVD gave him a Dropkick and the chair hit Matt right in the face.
Lita was laughing so hard and Jeff wanted the tag. RVD tagged Jeff and then went over to Goldust and punched him off the ring. Regal tried to make a tag, but his partners were both down. Jeff waited for Regal to get up so he could do the Twist Of Faith and so he did, but hurt his back while doing it. Jeff then tagged in Edge and Regal tagged in Goldust. Edge was beating the living hell out of Goldust and then gave him and Edgeicution. RVD then got on the top turnbuckle and did a Five-Star Frog Splash on Goldust. Edge went for the pin, but Regal punched him in the back with the brass knuckles and Nick Patrick didn't see them. Nick Patrick then saw Jeff get on the top turnbuckle about to do a Swanton, but he then stopped him. While Nick Patrick was distracted by Jeff, Matt got in with the same chair and threw it at RVD who threw it back and gave him a Vandaminator. Matt fell to the canvas and as he got up Lita went on the top turnbuckle and gave Matt a Litacanrana. Jeff was laughing and he then saw Goldust still down and so he decided to do the Swanton Bomb and he landed it perfectly. RVD then punched Regal out of the ring and Edge crawled over to pin Goldust. 1....2....3....
Lilian: And the winners of this match by pin-fall, Jeff Hardy, Edge, & Rob Van Dam.
They all celebrated in the ring and Lita kissed Jeff and the crowd went wild. They then left the ring and headed backstage.
Edge: Hey I told you guys we were gonna win.
RVD: Dude, na uh, I'm the one that said that!
Edge: Yeah, but I was the one who agreed with it!
RVD: Whatever.
While RVD and Edge argued on who said what Lita and Jeff were kissing. Matt then ran through the curtains and the two stop kissing to see what happened.
Jeff: Oh it's just Matt.
Matt: Hey Lita what was that Litacanrana for?! That wasn't in the script!
Lita: Well that's what you get! And I thought we broke up!
Matt: Well I'm sorry, please forgive me, I want you back.
Lita: Forgive you! Why should I! You always say your sorry, but you don't mean it and by the way I'm already taken!
Matt: Taken that fast! By who?!
Jeff: By me! That's who!
Lita: And Matt, even if I wasn't going out with Jeff right now, I still wouldn't go back out with you for the third time. I fell for your sorries the first and second time and I'm not gonna make it my third.
Jeff: Come on Lita, let's get outta here.
RVD and Edge walk by Matt and laugh a little bit.
Matt: What are you guys laughing at?!
Edge & RVD: You!
Edge: That's what you get Matt! Haha!
RVD: Yeah, it's your fault she left you.
Edge: That's why you should never threat a woman as beautiful, nice, caring, & smart like that.
RVD: She's never gonna want you back!
Edge: Now she has your little brother and you know their gonna be together for a long time or should I say forever.
RVD: Damn right! Those two are in love.
Matt: I don't care! I'll find someone else!
Matt did find someone else a couple months later, but she also left him, for one of his best friends Shane Helms aka The Hurricane. Poor ol', poor ol' Matt, but that's what he gets.
THE END!!!!
Disclaimer- Why do we gotta do this cuz everybody knows we don't own anything except the stuff in our house okay! Is that so hard to say!
Jeff: Hey Lita it's time to get up.
Lita: uhh....5 more minutes baby.
Jeff: That's what you said 5 minutes ago. Now come on were gonna be late.
Lita: Ok, Ok! I'll get up and get ready. What time do we have to be at the tapings anyways?
Jeff: They said be there by 2 so we can practice, and well look at the time, it's 12:30 and it takes about 30 minutes to get to The Norfolk Scope from here and we still gotta grab a bite to eat on our way there.
Lita: Ok, I'm ready, let's go. And by the way Jeff, I had a great time last night.
Jeff: I bet you did cuz I had a great time too.
1 hour later they arrive at the arena hand in hand and Rob Van Dam approaches them.
RVD: Hey guys what's up?
Jeff: Alot of things!
RVD: Hey Lita, I heard Matt broke up with you again last night. Are you okay?
Lita: Yeah, I'm fine because I've found someone better.
RVD: Awww....So you two are going out now?
Jeff: Yep!
RVD: That's cool and anyways Jeff, you got a match with me and Edge against Matt, William Regal, ( RVD does the air sucking thing Goldust does) and Goldust.
Jeff: Haha, Now that would be a great match as long as Regal doen't use those brass knucks.
RVD: You know he will, but we'll win anyways.
Edge walks up to them.
Edge: Your damn right were gonna win because I reek of awsomeness, your way extreme and everythings cool when your Rob Van Dam. ( Edge does the hand things RVD does )
They all practice for a couple hours and then grab a bite to eat.
7:30 SMACKDOWN! starts. Meanwhile backstage:
Edge: Yo Jeff, you and Lita better get ready cuz were the second match up. And Lita, I know how much you wanna kick Matt's ass!
Lita: You bet I do!
Jeff: Yeah come on let's get ready.
Jeff and Lita head to their dressing rooms and change. Their match was up next and they all met up behind the curtains. BOOM! RVD's music hit's the arena as the whole crowd cheers. RVD, Edge, Jeff & Lita all went down the ramp together.
Lilian: Accompanied by Lita, coming in, in a combined weight of 635 pounds, Jeff Hardy, Edge, & Rob Van Dam.
Next up was Matt, Regal, & Goldust. The crowd bood them as they went to the ring. When they got in the match started. It was RVD and Regal. Regal was beating the hell out of RVD, but RVD got back in the game. As the referee wasn't looking, Matt went down to get a chair.
The King: What the! What is he doing?!
J.R.: He's getting a chair.
The King: He better not hit Lita with it, it'll just mess up her puppies.
J.R.: Whatever!
Matt went in the ring and Edge tried to get in, but the Referee, Nick Patrick stopped him.
Matt was about to hit RVD with the chair, but RVD gave him a Dropkick and the chair hit Matt right in the face.
Lita was laughing so hard and Jeff wanted the tag. RVD tagged Jeff and then went over to Goldust and punched him off the ring. Regal tried to make a tag, but his partners were both down. Jeff waited for Regal to get up so he could do the Twist Of Faith and so he did, but hurt his back while doing it. Jeff then tagged in Edge and Regal tagged in Goldust. Edge was beating the living hell out of Goldust and then gave him and Edgeicution. RVD then got on the top turnbuckle and did a Five-Star Frog Splash on Goldust. Edge went for the pin, but Regal punched him in the back with the brass knuckles and Nick Patrick didn't see them. Nick Patrick then saw Jeff get on the top turnbuckle about to do a Swanton, but he then stopped him. While Nick Patrick was distracted by Jeff, Matt got in with the same chair and threw it at RVD who threw it back and gave him a Vandaminator. Matt fell to the canvas and as he got up Lita went on the top turnbuckle and gave Matt a Litacanrana. Jeff was laughing and he then saw Goldust still down and so he decided to do the Swanton Bomb and he landed it perfectly. RVD then punched Regal out of the ring and Edge crawled over to pin Goldust. 1....2....3....
Lilian: And the winners of this match by pin-fall, Jeff Hardy, Edge, & Rob Van Dam.
They all celebrated in the ring and Lita kissed Jeff and the crowd went wild. They then left the ring and headed backstage.
Edge: Hey I told you guys we were gonna win.
RVD: Dude, na uh, I'm the one that said that!
Edge: Yeah, but I was the one who agreed with it!
RVD: Whatever.
While RVD and Edge argued on who said what Lita and Jeff were kissing. Matt then ran through the curtains and the two stop kissing to see what happened.
Jeff: Oh it's just Matt.
Matt: Hey Lita what was that Litacanrana for?! That wasn't in the script!
Lita: Well that's what you get! And I thought we broke up!
Matt: Well I'm sorry, please forgive me, I want you back.
Lita: Forgive you! Why should I! You always say your sorry, but you don't mean it and by the way I'm already taken!
Matt: Taken that fast! By who?!
Jeff: By me! That's who!
Lita: And Matt, even if I wasn't going out with Jeff right now, I still wouldn't go back out with you for the third time. I fell for your sorries the first and second time and I'm not gonna make it my third.
Jeff: Come on Lita, let's get outta here.
RVD and Edge walk by Matt and laugh a little bit.
Matt: What are you guys laughing at?!
Edge & RVD: You!
Edge: That's what you get Matt! Haha!
RVD: Yeah, it's your fault she left you.
Edge: That's why you should never threat a woman as beautiful, nice, caring, & smart like that.
RVD: She's never gonna want you back!
Edge: Now she has your little brother and you know their gonna be together for a long time or should I say forever.
RVD: Damn right! Those two are in love.
Matt: I don't care! I'll find someone else!
Matt did find someone else a couple months later, but she also left him, for one of his best friends Shane Helms aka The Hurricane. Poor ol', poor ol' Matt, but that's what he gets.
THE END!!!!