The weakest link
(Note: this is a show in the US states and Britain so if you don't live here, you'll have a hard time understanding)
"Today's contestants are: Zell Dincht, Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly, Quistis Trepe, Irvine Kinneas, and Selphie Tilmitt,"
the host said. "Now lets play The Weakest Link!"
Host: "Zell, who starred in the movie "Biodome?"
Zell: "OOH! That's easy! Its Polly Shore! I looove him!"
Host: "……..I see………"
Host: "Squall, What did the main character of the RPG game Final Fantasy VIII known for saying?"
Squall: "…Whatever…"
Host: "Correct"
Zell stares at Squall blankly.
Host: "Mrs. Heartilly, what is the beginning letter in CAT?"
Rinoa: "C"
Host: "Correct"
Irvine gives Rinoa a stupid stare.
Host: "Quistis, what is 4,000,000 times 83,146?"
Quistis: "That's easy! Its 332,584,000,000."
Host: "…That is…"
The host looks at her card for the answer.
Host: "Correct"
Host: "Mr. Kandy-ass,-
Irvine: "'scuse me? Its Kinneas!"
Host: "……..Mr. Kandy-ass, what is the capital of Japan?"
Irvine: "..Uh.. er.. man this is a tuffy….. umm, Mrs.Janruary."
Host: "Wrong!!!"
Host: "Mrs. Tilmitt, what is your last name?"
Selphie: "OOH!!! OOH!!! TILMITT! TILMITT!!!!!
Host: "Good for you."
Its time to vote off the weakest link. Irvine is statistically the weakest link.
Host: "Have you all come to your conclusions?
Everyone: " Yeah, I guess…maybe, yeah.
Zell: "Irvine"
Squall: "Irvine"
Rinoa: "IRVINE!"
Quistis: "Irvine"
Irvine: "Everyone"
Selphie: "Irvine"
Host: " Well Rinoa, it seems that you screamed irvines name… why is that?
Rinoa: "He keeps looking at my butt!"
Irvine: "NOHUH!"
Host: "Irvine, You are-
Irvine: "NOOO!!! DON'T SAY IT!!!"
Host: "-the weakest link! Goodbye."
*Backstage
Irvine: "What happened back there was a bunch of crap! And YES I was looking at your butt Rinoa!
Its nothing to whine about!