comments: we wrote this over IM the other day....we still need to edit out "beloved rinoa" and "ChocoAngel1"...I guess it's pretty obvious who's who, tho?
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ChocoAngel1: Squall was brushing his teeth when he discovered a HUGE ZIT in the middle of his face
beloved rinoa: quistis walked in to take her morning shower and had a heart attack from the look of the zit. "somebody help quisty!!!!" zell yelled. unfortuantely, the doctor ended up being kuja
ChocoAngel1: at the hospital squall came up to rinoa with a band aid on his head.
Squall: "Rinoa, over here"
Rinoa: "What happened to your forehead?"
Squall: "Promise not to scream. Ok"
Rinoa: "You know i would never scream at you..."
Squall took off the band-aid. Rinoa stumbled
Rinoa: "Since when did you have an oil well on your face?"
Rinoa suddenly fainted and went into shock.
ChocoAngel1: Luckily they were at the hospital visiting Quistis
beloved rinoa: kuja came to take rinoa away and glared at squall. squall, angered by kuja's glare, revealed his zit and kuja, too, passed out. then, squall left to go to the forest where nobody would see the horrible zit. on the way, though, he met mr.monkey (((you remember him, right lizzy?)))
ChocoAngel1: Mr monkey ws playing chess with zell. (it takes a monkey to know a monkey).
beloved rinoa: hehee
ChocoAngel1: i'm not finished
ChocoAngel1: ^^
beloved rinoa: k
ChocoAngel1: Squall: "Can you keep a secret, Zell?"
Zell: "Anything for you pal."
Squall uncovered the band aid. but zell didn't do anything....
Zell: "Wow! Cool puss bomb! Man, when seifer said you just reached puberty, man did he mean it!"
ChocoAngel1: your turn
beloved rinoa: hehee, k
beloved rinoa: squall glared at zell, half in anger half in amusment. zell hadn't passed out. then he remembered why. "oh yeah, zell, and where's YOUR zit?" zell laughed nervously."that's right, on your fat butt!!" squall reminded him. "shuddap, squall!" "...whatever..." mr.monkey threw a rock at squall and the zit bust open to reveal thousands of other zits!! "at least i only have one" zell retorted.
ChocoAngel1: Squall didn't have a need to hide it anymore.... he was a pizza face, and that's the only thing he'd ever be. So he went to get plastic surgery. The people there didnt want to look at him for very long so they gave him free surgery. (You think it ends well? NOT!!!)
The surgeons made a mistake and turned him into a woman
The End
beloved rinoa: hehee, and i have a p.s. to add:
beloved rinoa: p.s: rinoa was revived and vowed never to have another boyfriend. quistis lived and married kuja for saving her life. selphie just ate a few muffins and didn't even feature in this story. irvine was being peed on by angelo in order to save his pic of mrs.feb.
beloved rinoa: THE END!!!!!
ChocoAngel1: hehee
ChocoAngel1: Oh!
ChocoAngel1: Theres a paragraph i want to put in before he turns into a woman
ChocoAngel1: here it goes
beloved rinoa: k
beloved rinoa: hehe
ChocoAngel1: Squall walked up to irvine without the band aid.
Irvine: "Hey squall! You really need to get that thing looked at."
Squall: "Yeah. I know."
ChocoAngel1: not done...
ChocoAngel1: Irvine: "I suggest plastic surgery"
Squall: "Dont you think thats a little dangerous? I can't risk getting another scar on my face. And getting a sex change!"
Irvine: "Dont worry, I had it done and look how I turned out!"
Squall Shuttered.
Irvine: "Lemme tell you a story of my childhood zits.. I had so many i could give them names. Lemme see... There's tommy an larry and joe and-
Squall Slowly inced away from irvine's speech and got away.
beloved rinoa: hehee
ChocoAngel1: ^O^
beloved rinoa: ^O^
ChocoAngel1: Moral: Dont take advice from perverts.
~THE END~