The Story of The Love of Yoda

Dear Yoda,

I must be honest my love. I cant love you anymore. I'm a frog and you're a … im not sure what you are. And all you do is spend time with those Jedi knights. I mean are you gay or something?? I think I am just not your type. Maybe Obi-Wan is your type? I must leave now.

Love,
Frogris



Dear Frogris,

You mean and I hope the force kills you!!!!

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