Hahaha! I love this story! - Kawaiirochelle@hotmail.com

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Teaser: After a battle Darien comes home to find.... HIMSELF?!

Can Darien's past self really

help Darien teach himself a lesson?

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"NO! I am *NOT* Darien's girlfriend!"



Dare and Darien both turned to look at a fuming Serena. But

Darien could see her relax a bit as

she caught sight of his younger self. All of her anger ebbed

away as she smiled cheerily at the

boy.

"Hi! Who are you?" she asked, analyzing the similarities in

Darien and the boy.

"My name is Dare!"

Serena raised an eyebrow. "Ohhh, and are you baby-sitting

Darien? I can tell you right now he

can be a very mean and nasty little boy."

Dare giggled and Darien felt his face break out into a quirky

little grin. "So, you know all about

my mean and little nasty traits, Meatball Head?" Darien's grin

fell as Serena fixed a piercing

glare on him, not bothering to tell him off for the name

calling.

"So, are you two related?"

"Yeah."

"How are you related?" Serena asked. It was clear the two were

related and bore a huge family

resemblance, but Serena could detect something in Dare's eyes

that seemed to make the room a

little bit brighter.

"Darien is my futur-" Dare started, but the rest of the voice

was muffled as Darien clamped a firm

hand around Dare's mouth.

"Heh, heh. Always the joker Dare!" Darien said, firmly placing

one hand on the boy's shoulder,

pressing him down lightly, warning him not to say another word.

Serena's heart jolted as Dare tried to tell her that Darien was

his..... father? It had sounded like

Dare was going to say father! Serena could feel her jaw drop to

the floor as her book bag slipped

out of her hands, unnoticed. Darien watched as the girl went a

ghostly white and collapsed to the

floor. With quick reflexes, Darien reached down and caught her

head right before it came in

contact with the ground.

"Dare, go get Andrew."

A million thoughts flitted past Darien's mind as he bent down to

pick up the girl. Why had she

fainted? That seemed to be a popular thing to do. But still,

Darien couldn't place the look of

astonishment and fright on her face. There had even been a hint

of.... jealously? Darien shook his

head, trying to rid himself of all his thoughts. But what

happened next didn't help any.

"What did you do to her?!"

Darien looked up to see Lita rushing forward, looking extremely

pissed off at Darien. "What the

hell did you do to Serena?! You low life! Bastard! CREEP!" Lita

screamed, making all the heads

in the rapidly filling arcade turn to stare.

"I didn't do anything! She just fainted," Darien protested,

clutching Serena to him like a shield.

Thankfully, the next person that joined their conversation was

Andrew.

"What did you do to her?" he asked, surveying Darien and Lita,

not to mention the very limp

Serena.

Darien rolled his eyes and shouted. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO

HER!!!! SHE FAINTED

AND I CAUGHT HER HEAD BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND!!!"

Lita and Andrew jumped back in surprise and soon the tense

silence was broken by a loud crying.

"WAAAAHHH!" Dare screamed, throwing himself on Darien's leg. "I

wanna go home!!"

Darien looked tiredly down at Dare. He hadn't gotten the chance

to explain to Andrew exactly

who Dare was, but he trusted Andrew to come and help him. But

no, Andrew had apparently

decided that now was a better time to talk quietly with Lita

instead of helping Darien, which was

on the very edge of kicking somebody in the stomach, that is, if

Dare hadn't been wrapped around

his leg, screaming.

"Andrew!" Darien bellowed, "Help me get Dare off of my leg."

The blond rushed forward and pried Dare off of Darien's leg,

taking him into the back room.

"What did you do to her?" Mina asked, coming into the arcade

with Ami. The girl took a step

backward as Darien glared at her with a furious glare.

"I didn't do anything!" He growled through his teeth, his eyes

becoming a shade lighter with each

word. His eyes looked like they were gonna pop out of his head!

"Here," Ami said, stepping up to Darien. She held out her hand

at arm's length, as if she was

afraid that Darien was going to bite it off. In her palm a small

green pill rested. "Take this, it will

calm you down," she advised, signaling for Mina to get a glass

of water.

Mina rushed forward, spilling some of the water on herself, and

handed the glass to the fearful

Ami. As soon as Darien took the pill, thanks to Ami, he began to

feel his nerves relax. He

immediately calmed down and gingerly walked into the back room

to put Serena down.

***

"Are you sure that she is going to be okay?"

"Yes, now leave."

"I want to make sure she is okay!"

"Well, you aren't doing anything for her by being here, go do

something with Dare!"

"Like what?"

"I dunno, take him to the Zoo!!" Lita said, pushing Darien out

of the back room and closing the

door. Ami was crouched next to Serena and as soon as Darien was

out of sight, she pulled out her

minicomputer and started scanning her body.

***

"So they kicked you out, huh?" Andrew chuckled, seeing an

exasperated Darien ready to pound

on the door. Darien glared at him before raising his fists,

ready to knock on the door. But Andrew

said something first.

"So, wadda ya going to do with Dare?" Darien stopped and walked

back out into the arcade area.

"I don't know," he confessed, glancing around the arcade. "Where

is he by the way?"

"Over by the Sailor V game, he seems to have taken a liking to

it." Andrew said, pointing over to

the small machine, where Dare was happily punching away at

buttons and pulling the levers.

"Why don't you take him somewhere?" Andrew said, leaning down on

the counter.

"Like where......"

'I dunno, take him to the zoo!'

Lita's words echoed through his mind, and Darien soon smiled

again.

"The Zoo! I know, he will love the zoo!" Darien exclaimed,

banging his hand on the counter.

"Hey Dare, wanna go to the Zoo?" Darien yelled across the

arcade, catching Dare's attention. He

was answered with a wide, toothy grin and a squeal of

excitement.

"Hey Andrew, keep me posted on anything that happens with

Serena, okay?"

And without another word, Darien scooped up a giggling Dare and

walked out of the arcade.

***

Ami grinned and with a satisfied plunk, announced that she was

ready. Shoving the mini

computer back into her subzero space pocket, and faced the two

eagerly waiting girls.

"Well, what is it?" Lita asked.

Ami reached into her pocket and pulled out a pink pill. "This

should help her regain

consciousness."

Mina went once again into the kitchen to get another glass of

water and Lita helped Ami sit

Serena up. Serena's eyelids were heavily draped over her eyes,

and her breathing was normal,

though a bit shallow. When Mina came in with the water, Lita

propped back Serena's head and

helped Ami give Serena the pill.

Serena's eyelids fluttered open, seeing blurry and fuzzy images

of her three friends. "What

happened?" she asked, shaking her head as the images came into

sharper focus.

"You passed out, but Ami here gave you some drugs and you woke

up!" Mina said cheerily.

"DRUGS?!" Serena said, eyes wide open. Ami couldn't have been

doing drugs! It was absurd!

And even if so, Ami would have enough sense not to give the

drugs to Serena. Well.... the drugs

could have killed off some of Ami's brain cells....

"It was a simple waking solution mixed with the components of

water and

hydrochemmibotanitic* acid" Ami said smacking Mina on the side

of her head. Serena calmed

down a bit and soon, where she was came flooding back to her.

The Arcade! Darien-the little

boy----Dare-----Darien's son!!!

"Where is Darien?" Serena said worriedly, searching her friends

for answers.

"I kicked him out of the room as soon as you passed out!" Lita

boasted proudly.

"WHAT?!"

Ami, Lita and Mina stared at the blonde with a considerable

amount of shock. With lighting

quick movements, Serena was up and out the door, running towards

the counter of the arcade.

'Where is he?' Serena anxiously thought as her eyes scanned the

occupants of the room. Finally

her eyes rested on a blonde man in an apron.

Apron boy to the rescue!

Andrew turned around as he felt a light tapping on his shoulder.

His eyes lightened as he saw it

was Serena.

"Hey Serena! Are you feeling better?" he asked. But his cheerful

manner fell as he realized that

her face was portraying urgency. "What is it?" he asked, setting

down the heavy tray of dirty

dishes he had been carrying.

"Andrew, where is Darien?"

Andrew's eyebrows raised in surprise. "Darien, huh?" he asked

slyly.

"Shut up! It's not like that! I need to talk to him, about

Dare...."

Andrew stopped teasing the girl as she mentioned Dare's name. He

had been wondering who the

kid was. It was obvious that it wasn't his brother.... Darien

was an only child, and an orphan at

that.

"Well," murmured Andrew, biting his lip, still deep in thought.

"He did say something about

going to the zoo..."

Serena smiled before quickly pecking Andrew on the cheek.

"Thanks, I owe you one." she said

running out of the arcade.

Andrew sat down at the booth. The way Serena's tone changed when

she mentioned Dare....

He was roughly jerked out of his thoughts my a very strong and

very giggling Lita.

"Yo, apron man, snap out of it!"

"Huh...?"

"Do you know where Serena went?" Ami asked, trying to pry Lita

away from Andrew.

"Oh..... Serena? I think she went to the zoo...." Andrew said,

oblivious to the stares that the girl's

gave him.

"Common everybody! To the zoo!" Announced Mina, dragging Ami and

Lita out by the hands.

She could tell, this was going to be a very interesting day....



***



Darien and Dare walked through the various paths, looking at all

of the strange and exotic

animals in the cages. The day was half over and so far Darien

and his buddy had had a blast.

They had seen the lions, the tigers, and the bears. (oh my!)

They had checked out the snakes and the reptiles, but left soon

thereafter as Darien, past and

present got the creeps. They had shared ice cream, cotton candy,

a foot long hot dog, and Darien

had even bought Dare a balloon.

But something was bugging Darien. Now that he had time to spend

with his.... past self, Darien's

curiosity was perked when he thought about his parents. 'This

might be your only chance to find

out about them.' Darien reminded himself as the two made their

way to the zoo restaurant.

When they had been seated inside, Darien wasted no time in

bringing up the topic of his parents.

"Hey, Dare. Can I ask you a few things?"

"Sure!"

"Well, they're about Mom and Dad."

Darien shuddered as he felt the words roll off of his tongue.

They felt so, empty. Odd.

Dare turned his cheery face away from the window. "Yes?" he

asked.

"Well, what are their names?" Only when the question was asked

did Darien realize how odd the

words sounded.

Dare gave him a *dang you ARE stupid* glare. "Don't you know?"

Darien looked sheepishly at the ground. "I kinda, sorta....

well, forgot."

"Their names are Matt and Rose."

'Ironic...' Darien thought at the mention of his mother's name.

Suddenly a loud crash was heard from inside the restaurant.

Darien turned his eyes curiously to

the source of the noise and found that some young girl had

fallen out of her seat, tipping the table

over in the process. In fact, it was a very blonde girl, which

had two familiar meatballs sticking

up out of her head.

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*come on! You really think that there is such a drug!?... ... ...

Did you?

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