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Teaser: After a battle Darien comes home to find.... HIMSELF?!

Can Darien's past self really help Darien teach himself a

lesson?

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"Serena!" Darien exclaimed as he rushed over to the unconscious

girl. Everybody seemed to be

fainting recently.....

(:::Rochelle pops in:::

One a chapter actually ^_^.....)

Darien let out a huge sigh of relief as Serena's eyes fluttered

open and focused on him.

"Darien?"

"Yeah Meatball Head, it's me. Are you okay?"

Darien couldn't help but chuckle as Serena sat up, rubbing the

sore spot on her head.

"I'll think I'll live...." she answered, gingerly testing all

her limbs to make sure that they worked

okay. Darien offered his hand to her, and helped her get up.

They stood very close for a moment,

only interrupted when Serena's stomach gave a loud growl. A

quirky grin spread across Darien's

face as he watched Serena become a very pleasant shade of cherry

red.

"Hungry?" he asked, a slight tone of mocking in his voice.

Serena glared up at him before slapping him on the arm.

"No! My stomach and I just have a very strong relationship!"

She said sarcastically, her ears

beginning to color like her face.

"Oh, well.... I was gonna invite you to have lunch with Dare and

me..... but if you aren't

hungry...." Darien pouted and turned to make his way back to the

table. But just as he suspected,

not two steps after he turned away, Serena's hand was pulling

him back.

"Okay, okay, so I am hungry... will you buy? I don't have any

money." And as if to prove her

point, Serena reached into her pockets and pulled them out,

causing a locket to fall to the ground.

Darien's eyes caught sight of the shape, a star! And it looked

remarkably like the one he had

given Sailor Moon......

But before Darien had any more thought on the idea, Serena had

stuffed the piece of jewelry back

into her pocket, and was eagerly dragging him back to the table,

where Dare sat.

***

"I can't believe Andrew let you leave!" Darien exclaimed, poking

his pasta with his fork. (or

chopsticks.... whichever you prefer my darling readers)

The three were seated around the table, Serena in between Dare

and Darien. All of them had

ordered spaghetti and meatballs, and Darien was just now

relenting off of the teasing he had

given Serena when she ordered it.

Serena's face broke out into a wide grin at Darien's tone of

voice. "Well, he didn't have much

choice in the matter. As soon as I woke up, I came here!"

Darien's eyebrow arched slightly. "So, why did you come here? I

would think you would have

wanted to go home and lay down. It's not everyday that someone

faints......"

'Except today, let me see.... first I fainted in my apartment,

then Serena faints twice, once in the

arcade, once in the restaurant.....' His voice reminded him.

"Well, I uh... um...." Serena stuttered, looking very

uncomfortable.

"Yes?" Darien urged.

"Well... I was uh... you see, well..." Serena said, squirming in

her seat.

"Go on," Darien urged. He was thoroughly enjoying this. In fact,

he could hardly remember the

last time that he had this much fun teasing her. He watched as

her eyes darted around the room,

apparently trying to think up some excuse as to why she came.

Darien was about to suggest

something when...



**SPLAT**

A stunned Darien reached his hand up to his cheek to feel the

strange substance that had hit it. He

brought his hand down and his eyes opened wide as he saw it was

red. And strangely familiar.....

"Dare?"

Darien looked sideways and was met with the wide eyes of Dare

and Serena. His eyes traveled

over to Dare, who was trying to hide the fork and the grin that

struggled to cover his face.

"I didn't throw no sauce," He said, flashing Darien a wide and

toothy grin, the confirmed Darien's

theory.

Dare was a booger.

Darien's past self was a booger.

Therefore, Darien IS a booger.

Darien picked up a napkin, ignoring the giggling that came from

Serena and Dare, and calmly

wiped his face. He waited patently, while Serena and Dare calmed

down, waited until the

laughing stopped.

Remember, don't get mad.

Get even.

Darien picked up the fork that was laying next to his plate and

he found a nice amount of sauce

that fitted very nicely on the metal tips. Then, flinging it

back, he carefully aimed it at Dare's

cheek.....

And you would think that the man that is Tuxedo Mask would have

better aim.

**SPLAT**

Guess not.

"Darien!!!"

Serena's accusing scream could be heard throughout the

restaurant, her face going red with the

effort. Well, at least you could barely see the sauce that

dripped off of her chin.

"Ooops," Darien muttered as he attempted to leave the table.

Serena wasn't about to take that hit

laying down.

All of a sudden, Darien felt the familiar 'splat' on the back of

his neck, and turned around to see a

still fuming Meatball Head, glaring daggers.

Not caring about anything but getting back at Serena, Darien sat

back down and picked up a

handful of noodles, and threw it smack dab at her face. What he

didn't count on was the noodles

that Dare had thrown at exactly the same time, therefore causing

Darien's younger self to cry out

in glee, "FOOD FIGHT!!!"

***



"Please Sir, do not return to this restaurant any time in the

future."

Darien winced as the door to the front of the restaurant

slammed, shutting himself, Dare and

Serena out of it.

"Guess they didn't like the food fight," Darien mumbled as he

turned and began to walk down the

path. He had never been kicked out of anything, any place, any

restaurant, in his entire life. What

was he thinking? How could he allow himself to act like that?

Like some child?!

Speaking of which, where was Dare and Serena?

Darien turned around and saw Serena and Dare, still near the

entrance of the restaurant,

apparently deep in discussion, every once in a while, one of the

would point over in Darien's

direction and start talking again, only motioning more

excitedly. Darien rolled his eyes, mad at

himself that he couldn't even keep track of himself.

But as Darien got closer to the pair, bits and pieces of their

conversation drifted to his ears.

"Are you sure?"

That was Serena's voice.

"Yup, he talks about you...... says that...."

Darien scrunched his brow in frustration, he couldn't hear what

they were saying. Darien made a

quick dash, hiding behind a tall plant that was placed nearby

the two.



"Are you positive?"

"Yup, totally sure!"

What in the world were they talking about?

"Thanks Dare, this means the world to me!!"

And Darien watched, almost jealously as Serena bent down and

kissed Dare lightly on the lips.

'Wish she would do that to me.' Darien grumbled. But he soon

stopped when he realized that he

*was* the one that Serena kissed.

'My first kiss, given to me by Meatball Head, too bad I'm gonna

forget it...'

***

"Ohhh... can we go do that? Please?" Serena whined as they

passed a place that said

'ELEPHANT RIDES'. Darien chuckled as Serena came over and tugged

on his arm, trying to

drag him over to the large beast.

"No way Meatball Head! Besides, I thought you weren't feeling

well...."

After Darien had interrupted Serena and Dare's mysterious

conversation, he had suggested that

Serena go home and get some rest. He was worried about her, and

didn't want to see her get hurt.

She was too important to him.

But Serena had rebelled against the idea, saying that even

though she felt a little weak, she was

fine, as long as she had someone keeping an eye on her, which of

course allowed Darien to come

in and volunteer. So, the happy trio started to make it's way

along the many trails and paths of the

zoo.



And then Serena spotted the elephants.

"I'm feeling fine, especially since you are here to protect me.

So can we go ride the elephant?"

Darien smiled at the unnoticed sentence.

"Pwease! I wanna ride the big wrinkly elephant!"

'Oh great now I wanna do it too!'

Darien looked between Dare's and Serena's faces, each wearing a

statement of longing and

begging. Especially Serena, the way her lower lip jutted

slightly out, the way her eyes were

locked onto his, pleading, longing....

"You can go ride Dumbo."

Darien barely whispered the sentence, but it's affect was

astounding. The blonde launched herself

into Darien's arms, hugging and thanking him, while Darien never

let his arms loosen from

around her waist. But, Darien's sharp eyes didn't miss the wide

smile and thumbs up that Dare

gave to Serena.

***

"Two for elephant ride please," Darien told the lady behind the

counter. The woman was dressed

in Indian cloth. Her eyes were painted with the customary make

up, and she had a small red

bhindi adorning her forehead.

"Why? Are you not riding with them?" she asked, without seeing

Serena and Dare. In fact, she had

not lifted her eyes up from the counter since they got there.

Her accent was heavy and haunting.

For the first time, she brought her dark eyes up to stare at the

trio, and what happened next was

unexplainable.

Her eyes widened and her face wore a pure look of fright and

astonishment.

"Your grace, forgive me..." she whispered into the still air,

before passing out.

"Omigod!" Serena exclaimed as the woman slumped behind the booth

and out of sight.

Dare jumped up on the counter and pried over the edge. "Wow!" he

exclaimed. "Is she supposed

to be all blue like that?"

That was all he said before a short very dark complexioned man

came running up to the booth.

His gray beard was frazzled and his nose looked like it had been

broken several times. He had a

white turban, that hid his burly hair.

"Alexandria! What happened to her?" He cried as he rushed

forward, making the rim of his white

robe barely touch the ground. He knelt behind the booth and came

out, dragging the girl by her

arms.

"Tut! Come over here and help!" He yelled to someone around the

corner. Suddenly, to Darien,

Serena, and Dare's surprise, a giant elephant came lumbering

around the corner.

"Tut, take Alexandria back to the tent."

With wide eyes Serena watched as the elephant kneeled down and

with it's trunk, picked up the

woman, and very carefully carried her back to the tent.



"So," the man said, after turning around. "What can I do for

you?"

But as soon as he saw the faces of Serena and Darien, the old

man was on the ground, bowing to

them.

"Your Majesties."

The old man continued to bow, until Darien, his brain finally

catching up with all that had

happened, stopped the man.

"Stop bowing to us! Why are you doing that? We are normal

people!!!"

And at once, the man stopped. "Yes sir..."

Then the man's eyes widened. His hair seemed to stand on end,

and his wrinkled eyes shone.

'Perhaps the Prince and Princess do not remember.....'

It was common knowledge to this man that the blonde in front of

him was indeed Princess

Serenity, heir to the Silver Crystal, and the man was Prince

Endymion, Prince of the Earth. And

he also knew that they were the future Queen and King.

How did he know this?

Well, as you recall, in the Silver Millennium, The people of the

Moon kingdom were reborn,

thanks to Queen Serenity. Well, most of their memories were

erased, but every once in a while,

Serena or Darien would meet up with someone who remembered them.

And the old man was one

of them, not to mention his granddaughter that had just fainted.

And haven't you ever realized that no matter how many times

Serena knocks people over, none

of them ever try to make her pay?

Or in the arcade, how Andrew feels drawn to Serena and Darien.

True, he doesn't remember, but

he still feels the connection.

Back to the Elephant....

"Forgive me. I fear that my granddaughter has not been feeling

well, come, I will let you ride

Tut."

The old man ushered Dare and Serena into a large ring, which

looked like it was a pasture for

horses. The wrinkled Abba whistled and the lumbering elephant

came around the corner.

***

Darien watched with amused eyes as Serena and Dare climbed up

the small rope ladder that hung

on the side of Tut. His alert senses saw Dare's happy statement,

and did not miss Serena's slightly

frightened one. Reluctantly though, she followed Dare up the

rope ladder and onto Tut's back.

'Sure is high up' Serena thought as she struggled to keep her

balance. 'Sure wish Darien was up

here with me.'

And a light bulb went off in Serena's head.

"Daaarrriiieeeennn!" Serena called.

"Yeah!"

"I'm kinda scared, could you come up here with me?" Serena did

her best to pout, to make sure

that Darien would come....

and come he did.

***

"I can't believe I'm doing this..." Darien muttered underneath

his breath. Serena turned slightly as

she heard Darien's words.

Darien had walked over to the elephant, only after Serena had

begged him. The idea of Serena

wanting him to do something with her intrigued him, so he

decided to give it a try. But what he

didn't know is that as soon as Darien was seated behind Serena,

Dare had climbed off, stranding

the two on Tut's back. And Darien remembered, that the little

old man had quickly given Tut a

sharp slap on the rump, and they were off.

Actually, Darien was quite enjoying riding the large gray

mammal, granted that he had his arms

wrapped tightly around Serena's waist. He could almost swear

that she was leaning back on

purpose, trying to drive him crazy.

And for the life of him, Darien had no idea why he was feeling

this way.

Serena sighed and unconsciously leaned back as Tut circled the

ring for the umpteenth time. She

was actually beginning to enjoy her ride, and was enjoying the

feeling of Darien's arms wrapped

around her. She tell that he seemed tense at first, but as the

ride lengthened, she could feel his

muscles relax.

"Hey, look at Dare," Darien whispered, leaning forward.

"What?"

"Dare, look at Dare!" Darien spoke a little louder this time.

Dare and the old man were by the

fence, a little monkey hanging from Dare's arm.

"What?" Serena asked turning around. She barely had time to look

into Darien's eyes before the

old man called out something that caused the elephant to stop in

it's tracks. And before they knew

it, Darien and Serena felt their lips clash.

Darien's eyes opened wide in shock, but soon closed as Serena's

sweet taste started to overcome

him. He lost all thought, only thinking of kissing this sweet

girl in front of him. Darien wrapped

his one arm tightly around her waist, while the other one came

up to sift though her golden hair.

He could feel her weaken as he pressed his lips harder against

hers. Then his stupid brain ruined

it all.

'What in the world do you think you are doing? She is fourteen!

You are kissing her like you are

underwater and she is the oxygen supply!!! Come on' get ahold of

yourself. If she was beginning

to like you, all hope of that flew out of the window with your

friggin raging hormones'

And quick as lightning, Darien had pulled away from Serena,

making sure not to let his aching

lips travel any farther towards her face.

"Darien..." he heard her whisper as she tried to look at him. He

could see from the corner of his

eye that she was completely dazed, and a dreamy statement was

covering her face.

"Serena, I, - well...."

But Darien's protests were cut short by the elephant kneeling

down and letting Serena and Darien

slide off his back. Darien looked back towards Serena and saw

her blushing profusely. He was

about to say something to her but he was interrupted by a

taunting singsong voice coming from

Dare.

"Serena and Darien, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!"

Darien rolled his eyes, just what he needed.

"Hey Dare, it was an elephant, not a tree," Serena said as she

rushed over to Dare, tickling him

for all he was worth. Darien couldn't help but smile as he

watched Serena and Dare struggle.

They were such good friends, even though Dare had only known her

for a short time.

"Well Meatball Head, what rhymes with elephant?" Darien said,

coming up behind her and

placing one hand on her waist. Serena froze and turned back to

Darien.

"I dunno... why don't you tell me?" She said.

Darien felt his heart beat quicken as he leaned in closer to

her. "Because I can't think of

anything.... but you." The last words almost went by unheard.

But Serena and Darien heard them

none the less. Darien felt a change in Serena's posture as she

stood up on her tiptoes, ready to kiss

him again.....



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CLIFFHANGER!

Insert Dr. Toemoe Laughter here!

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