Disclaimer:
*We find The Slayer in court*
Judge: How do you plead?
The Slayer: Like This!!! *Falls down to her knees and begs* I swear I don't own Invader Zim!!!!
Judge: How does the jury find the defendant??
*We now see that the jury consists of all IZ characters*
Zim: We find the defendant...
Dib: Not Guilty
The Slayer: YAY!!! *Does a Victory Dance* Thank you!!! Thank YOU!!!! Thank YOU!! I am forever at your mercy, accept on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays oh and weekends, oh and I can't forget about Fridays cause that when I'm going to inferno!! (PUBLIC PARTY!!)
Dib: But...
Zim: We find that the defendant in mentally insane, and therefore needs to go to the Looney BIN!
The Slayer: Hey, what about all the other Fan Fiction Authors??? *Points behind her and we see thousands of millions of insane authors!!!*
Zim: Yes and they will be sent to the Looney Bin too!!!
Dib: Um Zim, all those Authors watch our show, if we send them to a Looney Bin then who will watch our show???
Zim: Okay the jury has changed their minds! The defendant is not guilty nor is she insane!!!
GirChic: YAY!!!!!
The Slayer: Okay who let her out???
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Four
The arrival To Zcatia
"You will pay for that human," frowned Zim crossly, "Well as soon as I can figure out how."
Zim flinched; he was only just recovering from his burns. Dib had caught him off guard with that water pistol.
"What are you going to do?" smirked Dib, "talk me to death?"
Zim glared at Dib, furious at the fact of how right he was. The two alien beings had disconnected certain components in his pod that would make him dangerous, his pod backpack now no more than a life support machine.
******
"Pur to Zcatia, Pur Zcatia, do you read me?" shouted Pur in a microphone.
Static filled the screen in front of the young male then finally a Zcaten figure stood in view of the monitor.
"Now you would have to be a book for me to read you," giggled the female, "Yes what have you to report Pur?"
"My Lady!!!" Pur stood up straight.
"And you were expecting E.T.?" snorted the female Zcaten irritably.
"Oh no your highest lady Vur," Pur saluted stiffly, "My lady we are three hours away from returning and have we got some new species for you."
"Yes, yes, well, You will be welcomed back from your mission," sighed Lady Vur, her pink skin gleaming in Zcatia's two suns, "Now I must really be going, Zcatia can't run by itself, you know."
"Yes Lady Vur, over and out," relaxed Pur, now with an evil grin on his face.
The monitor went blank and Pur slumped down back in the control seat.
"Pur, we are approaching our solar system," Fur barked popping her head in the doorway.
"Right whatever Fur, why don't you go play with your little friends while I do some important Zcaten business," leered Pur.
Fur bright cheery face soon went dull and she continued on her way. She would never argue with Pur because Lady Vur (Her Superior) LOVES him so much and would take his word over hers any day. Fur snorted infuriated and entered the study quarters.
******
"Where are we?" gasped Dib.
"The land of sugar and spice, ha," scowled Zim, "Your lack of intelligence amazes even me."
Dib pressed his face up against the porthole of the Zcaten-Liner, as a purple and pink planet caught Zim's keen crimson eyes.
"So this is where Zcatia is," grumbled Zim, violently shoving Dib to one side, "If only I knew where here is."
******
"Incoming Liner 777 docking sequence established," came a computerized voice in the docking port of Zcatia's main capital.
Today the docking port seemed especially crowded, most of Zcatia's media and fans had turned up to greet the two famous Zcatens that had discovered two new species of aliens and Lady Vur the ruler of Zcatia was waiting very seriously as she tried to ignore the tussling mob's noise pollution.
Slowly the liner docked and the access door unbolted and as the smoke died down Pur and Fur stood side by side, while the crowd embraced them in a loud roar of cheers.
"Thank you, Thank you, you are all too kind," beamed Pur, "Please continue!"
The mass of fans swamped the two associates, questions were thrown from every direction and if their questions were water the two would have drowned in less than 2 minutes.
"Please, please, your questions will be answered in time and if you wish to view the two latest exhibits then turn up to the Zcaten galactic Zoo tomorrow at fifteen hundred hours and 8 micro seconds. When the animals will be displayed for the first time," announced Fur thrusting back the mob and some how managing to push her golden, brown hair from her face.
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Well GirChic, where do you want to go for a celebration for my court trial?
GirChic: What? Oh, sorry Slayer, I've got a date. *Waves to Gir over the other side of the park*
The Slayer: WHAT?! Your throwing me over for Gir?!
GirChic: Sorry Slayer, maybe next time.
*As GirChic heads towards Gir, The Slayer produces a mobile phone from her pocket*
The Slayer: Yes hello, is this the funny farm? Yes? Well I found the missing freak...
A/N: Does anyone read these disclaimers anyway? And does anyone ever review my stories anymore? Please to everyone who reads this story... REVIEW IT FOR IRK SAKES! If you don't then GirChic suffers!!!!!
*We find The Slayer in court*
Judge: How do you plead?
The Slayer: Like This!!! *Falls down to her knees and begs* I swear I don't own Invader Zim!!!!
Judge: How does the jury find the defendant??
*We now see that the jury consists of all IZ characters*
Zim: We find the defendant...
Dib: Not Guilty
The Slayer: YAY!!! *Does a Victory Dance* Thank you!!! Thank YOU!!!! Thank YOU!! I am forever at your mercy, accept on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays oh and weekends, oh and I can't forget about Fridays cause that when I'm going to inferno!! (PUBLIC PARTY!!)
Dib: But...
Zim: We find that the defendant in mentally insane, and therefore needs to go to the Looney BIN!
The Slayer: Hey, what about all the other Fan Fiction Authors??? *Points behind her and we see thousands of millions of insane authors!!!*
Zim: Yes and they will be sent to the Looney Bin too!!!
Dib: Um Zim, all those Authors watch our show, if we send them to a Looney Bin then who will watch our show???
Zim: Okay the jury has changed their minds! The defendant is not guilty nor is she insane!!!
GirChic: YAY!!!!!
The Slayer: Okay who let her out???
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Four
The arrival To Zcatia
"You will pay for that human," frowned Zim crossly, "Well as soon as I can figure out how."
Zim flinched; he was only just recovering from his burns. Dib had caught him off guard with that water pistol.
"What are you going to do?" smirked Dib, "talk me to death?"
Zim glared at Dib, furious at the fact of how right he was. The two alien beings had disconnected certain components in his pod that would make him dangerous, his pod backpack now no more than a life support machine.
******
"Pur to Zcatia, Pur Zcatia, do you read me?" shouted Pur in a microphone.
Static filled the screen in front of the young male then finally a Zcaten figure stood in view of the monitor.
"Now you would have to be a book for me to read you," giggled the female, "Yes what have you to report Pur?"
"My Lady!!!" Pur stood up straight.
"And you were expecting E.T.?" snorted the female Zcaten irritably.
"Oh no your highest lady Vur," Pur saluted stiffly, "My lady we are three hours away from returning and have we got some new species for you."
"Yes, yes, well, You will be welcomed back from your mission," sighed Lady Vur, her pink skin gleaming in Zcatia's two suns, "Now I must really be going, Zcatia can't run by itself, you know."
"Yes Lady Vur, over and out," relaxed Pur, now with an evil grin on his face.
The monitor went blank and Pur slumped down back in the control seat.
"Pur, we are approaching our solar system," Fur barked popping her head in the doorway.
"Right whatever Fur, why don't you go play with your little friends while I do some important Zcaten business," leered Pur.
Fur bright cheery face soon went dull and she continued on her way. She would never argue with Pur because Lady Vur (Her Superior) LOVES him so much and would take his word over hers any day. Fur snorted infuriated and entered the study quarters.
******
"Where are we?" gasped Dib.
"The land of sugar and spice, ha," scowled Zim, "Your lack of intelligence amazes even me."
Dib pressed his face up against the porthole of the Zcaten-Liner, as a purple and pink planet caught Zim's keen crimson eyes.
"So this is where Zcatia is," grumbled Zim, violently shoving Dib to one side, "If only I knew where here is."
******
"Incoming Liner 777 docking sequence established," came a computerized voice in the docking port of Zcatia's main capital.
Today the docking port seemed especially crowded, most of Zcatia's media and fans had turned up to greet the two famous Zcatens that had discovered two new species of aliens and Lady Vur the ruler of Zcatia was waiting very seriously as she tried to ignore the tussling mob's noise pollution.
Slowly the liner docked and the access door unbolted and as the smoke died down Pur and Fur stood side by side, while the crowd embraced them in a loud roar of cheers.
"Thank you, Thank you, you are all too kind," beamed Pur, "Please continue!"
The mass of fans swamped the two associates, questions were thrown from every direction and if their questions were water the two would have drowned in less than 2 minutes.
"Please, please, your questions will be answered in time and if you wish to view the two latest exhibits then turn up to the Zcaten galactic Zoo tomorrow at fifteen hundred hours and 8 micro seconds. When the animals will be displayed for the first time," announced Fur thrusting back the mob and some how managing to push her golden, brown hair from her face.
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Well GirChic, where do you want to go for a celebration for my court trial?
GirChic: What? Oh, sorry Slayer, I've got a date. *Waves to Gir over the other side of the park*
The Slayer: WHAT?! Your throwing me over for Gir?!
GirChic: Sorry Slayer, maybe next time.
*As GirChic heads towards Gir, The Slayer produces a mobile phone from her pocket*
The Slayer: Yes hello, is this the funny farm? Yes? Well I found the missing freak...
A/N: Does anyone read these disclaimers anyway? And does anyone ever review my stories anymore? Please to everyone who reads this story... REVIEW IT FOR IRK SAKES! If you don't then GirChic suffers!!!!!