Disclaimer:
The Slayer: This is The Slayer, broadcasting live from the Fan Fiction website. I have here with me a special guest.
Harry Potter: What am I doing here???
The Slayer: I don't own Invader Zim.
Harry Potter: Who's Invader Zim and who are you??? And Where am I?
The Slayer: What?! have not heard of the DOOM of Invader Zim??? This is an Outrage!!!
Harry Potter: Er...Should I?
The Slayer: Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to educate this famous wizard!! So why don't you guys read the new chapter!! K?
Harry Potter: You still haven't told me, who you are or what I'm doing here!!
The Slayer: There is no need for that! Just be quiet and let your mind be taken over by INVADER ZIM!!! HHA ha ha ha haaaa!!!
Harry Potter: You're insane aren't you???
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Five
New Information
"Ladies and Gentle Zcatens alike and especially to our mighty Zcaten leader Lady Vur," Pur stood on a platform like thing, in front of millions upon million of Zcaten citizen. It was like a sea of them and they had all turned up to witness the unavailing of the new animals.
Fur continued, "We are pleased to share our findings with the whole Zcaten race!"
A roar of cheers filled the whole Zcaten Zoo. The other aliens encaged in the enclosures gazed over to one another as their faces already filled with despair transformed into despair and pity mixed together. Pur wrenched the sheeting revealing Dib and Zim, just about at each others throats.
"This is all your fault human!" scowled Zim.
"Mine?" coughed Dib, "Why is it mine?"
"Because if you hadn't chased me, then we would have never been abducted by these blood thirsty race," sneered Zim livid.
"Well, if you weren't invading Earth then I wouldn't have to chase you!" retorted Dib outraged.
"Um, then green one is an Irken and....um....er....Fur why don't you take over from here," stumbled Pur nervously, he hadn't research anything on the monsters and he had no idea what to say.
Fur frowned and took Pur's place at the podium, "Well green one is an Irken, they are very aggressive and are found on many different planets. They are found on many planets because their species seem to conquer many different planets in order to serve, their species ranking are determined by height."
The multitude of Zcatens listened intently and studied the Irken closely.
"AAAGGGRRR, what are you looking at, you repulsive creatures!!" bellowed Zim infuriated.
"The pale and colourless one is a very rare species indeed, he is a human. His species are less aggressive race. Though most of this human's species seem not to bright, there are exceptions in Spike's case in fact. Spike is the name I have given him, because of the beautiful black spike of hair on the top of his head. But what is amazing about his creature is that he has grown up on a planet of which is covered in 90% of WATER!!!" continued Fur.
"WHAT?! That's impossible water is dangerous!!!" exclaim a Zcaten.
"Yes I know it sounds impossible for any species of aliens to actually survive on such a planet, but it's true. The humans have adapted to the planet and are immune to WATER! Because of a special gene that I discovered in their skin," Fur clarified.
There was a loud rush of whispers that flooded the Zoo and the Zcaten onlookers all directed their visions to Dib.
"What?!" snorted Dib confused.
Lady Vur had been slumped in her throne for the past 90164 microseconds, but now stood up stiffly as a most evil smirk spread across her face. This new found information could be useful to her in many different ways. Vur had to get her hands on the gene, this new information brought possibilities...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Now Harry, what is the greatest show in the inter galaxy??
Harry Potter: *In a hypnotic trance, after watching the rise of the zit boy episode* INAVDER ZIM!!!
The Slayer: Yes, mah ha aha haa haaa!!! And who are you taking to the Yule Ball with you tonight???
Harry Potter: You, Slayer!! *Saying this still under the hypnotic spell*
The Slayer: Yes, good Harry!! Well I've got to go now, because I've got a date and a Yule Ball to attend!! My life is so busy... I've got to go Yule Balls then there's homework and don't forget about those Vampires!! And above all my public!! My stories!! Well until next time tune in and have a very ZIMMY DAY!!!
The Slayer: This is The Slayer, broadcasting live from the Fan Fiction website. I have here with me a special guest.
Harry Potter: What am I doing here???
The Slayer: I don't own Invader Zim.
Harry Potter: Who's Invader Zim and who are you??? And Where am I?
The Slayer: What?! have not heard of the DOOM of Invader Zim??? This is an Outrage!!!
Harry Potter: Er...Should I?
The Slayer: Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to educate this famous wizard!! So why don't you guys read the new chapter!! K?
Harry Potter: You still haven't told me, who you are or what I'm doing here!!
The Slayer: There is no need for that! Just be quiet and let your mind be taken over by INVADER ZIM!!! HHA ha ha ha haaaa!!!
Harry Potter: You're insane aren't you???
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Five
New Information
"Ladies and Gentle Zcatens alike and especially to our mighty Zcaten leader Lady Vur," Pur stood on a platform like thing, in front of millions upon million of Zcaten citizen. It was like a sea of them and they had all turned up to witness the unavailing of the new animals.
Fur continued, "We are pleased to share our findings with the whole Zcaten race!"
A roar of cheers filled the whole Zcaten Zoo. The other aliens encaged in the enclosures gazed over to one another as their faces already filled with despair transformed into despair and pity mixed together. Pur wrenched the sheeting revealing Dib and Zim, just about at each others throats.
"This is all your fault human!" scowled Zim.
"Mine?" coughed Dib, "Why is it mine?"
"Because if you hadn't chased me, then we would have never been abducted by these blood thirsty race," sneered Zim livid.
"Well, if you weren't invading Earth then I wouldn't have to chase you!" retorted Dib outraged.
"Um, then green one is an Irken and....um....er....Fur why don't you take over from here," stumbled Pur nervously, he hadn't research anything on the monsters and he had no idea what to say.
Fur frowned and took Pur's place at the podium, "Well green one is an Irken, they are very aggressive and are found on many different planets. They are found on many planets because their species seem to conquer many different planets in order to serve, their species ranking are determined by height."
The multitude of Zcatens listened intently and studied the Irken closely.
"AAAGGGRRR, what are you looking at, you repulsive creatures!!" bellowed Zim infuriated.
"The pale and colourless one is a very rare species indeed, he is a human. His species are less aggressive race. Though most of this human's species seem not to bright, there are exceptions in Spike's case in fact. Spike is the name I have given him, because of the beautiful black spike of hair on the top of his head. But what is amazing about his creature is that he has grown up on a planet of which is covered in 90% of WATER!!!" continued Fur.
"WHAT?! That's impossible water is dangerous!!!" exclaim a Zcaten.
"Yes I know it sounds impossible for any species of aliens to actually survive on such a planet, but it's true. The humans have adapted to the planet and are immune to WATER! Because of a special gene that I discovered in their skin," Fur clarified.
There was a loud rush of whispers that flooded the Zoo and the Zcaten onlookers all directed their visions to Dib.
"What?!" snorted Dib confused.
Lady Vur had been slumped in her throne for the past 90164 microseconds, but now stood up stiffly as a most evil smirk spread across her face. This new found information could be useful to her in many different ways. Vur had to get her hands on the gene, this new information brought possibilities...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Now Harry, what is the greatest show in the inter galaxy??
Harry Potter: *In a hypnotic trance, after watching the rise of the zit boy episode* INAVDER ZIM!!!
The Slayer: Yes, mah ha aha haa haaa!!! And who are you taking to the Yule Ball with you tonight???
Harry Potter: You, Slayer!! *Saying this still under the hypnotic spell*
The Slayer: Yes, good Harry!! Well I've got to go now, because I've got a date and a Yule Ball to attend!! My life is so busy... I've got to go Yule Balls then there's homework and don't forget about those Vampires!! And above all my public!! My stories!! Well until next time tune in and have a very ZIMMY DAY!!!