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The Slayer: Thank you, Thank you!!! Please R&R and make my dreams come true!!!
GirChic: I will!!!
The Slayer: GirChic?! What are you doing here??? You didn't even write this story!
GirChic: I know but I love this story and I even LOVE annoying you more!!!
The Slayer: Harry!!! Get rid of this irritating little stink beast!!!!
Harry: Yes my master!!!
GirChic: WHAT?! No I have been replaced?! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
The Slayer: Well I don't own Invader Zim, if you didn't already know.
GirChic: I have been REPLACED!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I want my master back!!! YOU WILL PAY!! Harry Potter thingy!!!!
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Six
Dangerous Deals
"Ah Pur, I'm glad you came," smirked Lady Vur.
"Yes my Lady, what is it you wanted to see me about?" Pur descend to his knees so not to insult his queen.
"I want that human," snorted Vur.
"My most trusted Vur, what ever for?" questioned Pur, timidly.
"Because of his immune water gene, if I had... I mean we had that gene then we would be unstoppable!!! Mah ha ha haaa!" cackled Vur evilly as she stood up from her throne.
"But my Lady Vur that would mean experimenting on the creature and extracting the gene would mean almost certain death of the beast," protested Pur uneasily.
"Now Pur, you didn't think helping me didn't have it's rewards did you?" Vur grinned wickedly, "What if I was to offer you a promotion and a pay rise and promised you fame and fortune for the rest of your nine lives!!"
Pur's face suddenly perked up and transformed into a hideous evil grin that resembled his queen's expression.
"Well, that changes everything!!!" smirked Pur.
******
"Er Yuck! What is this stuff," Dib asked trying to ignore the incredible urge to vomit.
"It's Zcaten animal food," snorted Zim from the other side of the containment enclosure as he gave his best death glares to Zcaten onlookers.
Dib took a deep breath and forced himself to gaze at the so called food. It was green and brown and there was allsorts of body parts of creatures Dib had never seen and it seemed that some of the creatures weren't even dead yet. And the smell was so bad that it was indescribable.
"Gross! I think that one is still alive!" gulped Dib, holding back the vomit.
A small Zcaten child had forced it's self to the front of the mob. He clutched at a paper bag jam-packed with alien nuts. The boy seized a hand full of the delicious and healthy nuts and tossed them at Zim. The Irken expression was a little less than happy, actually it twisted into one of a mad dog's as he was pelted by a shower of the nuts.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!" Zim cracked it!
The little captive alien vaulted from his sitting position and angrily stomped towards his enemy. Zim violently clasped the front of Dib's shirt and lifted the human to his feet and viciously forced Dib to the hard wall. The little alien was surprisedly strong and had caught Dib off guard by his sudden outburst.
"Okay, human filth, listen up and listen GOOD!! Got it?" snarled Zim infuriated.
Dib opened his mouth but again nothing came out, he was overreacting even for Zim.
It didn't matter that Dib couldn't find words at the present time because Zim was not in the mood to listen.
"I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STAND YOU, BUT I CAN'T STAND THESE ZCATENS MORE AND I CAN'T STAND BEING CAGED UP LIKE THIS!!!" Zim sneered, releasing Dib from his death grip and violently thrusting him to the ground.
Zim instantly started to pace back and forth like a tiger, still with that dangerous glint in his crimson eyes, Zim twisted towards the dumbfounded boy.
"It looks like we aren't going to get out of here unless we work together, so if we like it or not we have to work together," Zim heaving a sigh now calming down a fraction.
"Well...er...um," Dib stumbled over his words as he took in what Zim had said.
"Then it's settled! We work together until we are safely back on Earth," announced Zim, not giving Dib a chance to answer.
"Okay...then," Dib finally groaned as picked himself up from the ground. What did it matter anymore if he worked with the alien, by all rights he was an alien on this planet. Dib shuttered at the thought of that.
Dib held out his pale hand in a gesture to seal the deal, though Zim didn't know too much about human culture he seemed to understand the gesture. He reluctantly enclosed his grasp around Dib's hand sealing the deal.
Both boys were startled when the back entrance door flung open and Pur and Fur marched in, they both seemed to arguing about something very important.
"But Pur, that's wrong and you know it," protested Fur angrily.
"Fur you should take a step back and take a look at the big picture," Pur said sternly and solemnly.
"I have and all I can see is you getting promoted, getting a big fat pay rise and having fame and fortune for the rest of your nine lives," Fur hit the subject directly on the head.
Pur was brought to a halt, he turned to face Fur and as their eyes connected in a paralysing stare Pur spoke in a deep and cold voice, "Fur if I were you, I would leave now."
"So I'm right! I'm ashamed of you Pur; you're going to kill an innocent creature just for fame and money? I thought even you had more decency than that, I guess I was incorrect," grunted Fur and with an icy feeling between the two Zcatens she left.
Pur frowned as a little tiny voice kept on nagging at him and tearing him up inside, but he shook off the sensation and spun around to face the beings. Pur grinned and produced a remote like thing from his uniform and aimed it at Dib, then with a great ease and no hesitation he forced the bright red button down in it's socket.
Abruptly a horrific pain erupted from the back of Dib's neck and his whole body was engulfed in a wave of electricity. He fell lifelessly to the ground and he felt himself slip away into the clutches of darkness.
To Be Continued...
GirChic: My business is DONE!!!
The Slayer: GIRCHIC!! Your still here?! Where's Harry??
GirChic: I disposed of him master.
The Slayer: YOU KILLED HIM?!
GirChic: No, whatever made you think that? All I did was chuck him in the garbage.
The Slayer: Oh okay... hang on a minute! Why did you chuck him in the garbage?
GirChic: Um...I don't remember.
The Slayer: Oh well, it looks like I'm back to having just one REALLY annoying slave again. Well C'ya and don't forget to R&R, thanks and caio!
The Slayer: Hello and welcome again to 'Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo'
The Fans: YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
The Slayer: Thank you, Thank you!!! Please R&R and make my dreams come true!!!
GirChic: I will!!!
The Slayer: GirChic?! What are you doing here??? You didn't even write this story!
GirChic: I know but I love this story and I even LOVE annoying you more!!!
The Slayer: Harry!!! Get rid of this irritating little stink beast!!!!
Harry: Yes my master!!!
GirChic: WHAT?! No I have been replaced?! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
The Slayer: Well I don't own Invader Zim, if you didn't already know.
GirChic: I have been REPLACED!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I want my master back!!! YOU WILL PAY!! Harry Potter thingy!!!!
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Six
Dangerous Deals
"Ah Pur, I'm glad you came," smirked Lady Vur.
"Yes my Lady, what is it you wanted to see me about?" Pur descend to his knees so not to insult his queen.
"I want that human," snorted Vur.
"My most trusted Vur, what ever for?" questioned Pur, timidly.
"Because of his immune water gene, if I had... I mean we had that gene then we would be unstoppable!!! Mah ha ha haaa!" cackled Vur evilly as she stood up from her throne.
"But my Lady Vur that would mean experimenting on the creature and extracting the gene would mean almost certain death of the beast," protested Pur uneasily.
"Now Pur, you didn't think helping me didn't have it's rewards did you?" Vur grinned wickedly, "What if I was to offer you a promotion and a pay rise and promised you fame and fortune for the rest of your nine lives!!"
Pur's face suddenly perked up and transformed into a hideous evil grin that resembled his queen's expression.
"Well, that changes everything!!!" smirked Pur.
******
"Er Yuck! What is this stuff," Dib asked trying to ignore the incredible urge to vomit.
"It's Zcaten animal food," snorted Zim from the other side of the containment enclosure as he gave his best death glares to Zcaten onlookers.
Dib took a deep breath and forced himself to gaze at the so called food. It was green and brown and there was allsorts of body parts of creatures Dib had never seen and it seemed that some of the creatures weren't even dead yet. And the smell was so bad that it was indescribable.
"Gross! I think that one is still alive!" gulped Dib, holding back the vomit.
A small Zcaten child had forced it's self to the front of the mob. He clutched at a paper bag jam-packed with alien nuts. The boy seized a hand full of the delicious and healthy nuts and tossed them at Zim. The Irken expression was a little less than happy, actually it twisted into one of a mad dog's as he was pelted by a shower of the nuts.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!!" Zim cracked it!
The little captive alien vaulted from his sitting position and angrily stomped towards his enemy. Zim violently clasped the front of Dib's shirt and lifted the human to his feet and viciously forced Dib to the hard wall. The little alien was surprisedly strong and had caught Dib off guard by his sudden outburst.
"Okay, human filth, listen up and listen GOOD!! Got it?" snarled Zim infuriated.
Dib opened his mouth but again nothing came out, he was overreacting even for Zim.
It didn't matter that Dib couldn't find words at the present time because Zim was not in the mood to listen.
"I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STAND YOU, BUT I CAN'T STAND THESE ZCATENS MORE AND I CAN'T STAND BEING CAGED UP LIKE THIS!!!" Zim sneered, releasing Dib from his death grip and violently thrusting him to the ground.
Zim instantly started to pace back and forth like a tiger, still with that dangerous glint in his crimson eyes, Zim twisted towards the dumbfounded boy.
"It looks like we aren't going to get out of here unless we work together, so if we like it or not we have to work together," Zim heaving a sigh now calming down a fraction.
"Well...er...um," Dib stumbled over his words as he took in what Zim had said.
"Then it's settled! We work together until we are safely back on Earth," announced Zim, not giving Dib a chance to answer.
"Okay...then," Dib finally groaned as picked himself up from the ground. What did it matter anymore if he worked with the alien, by all rights he was an alien on this planet. Dib shuttered at the thought of that.
Dib held out his pale hand in a gesture to seal the deal, though Zim didn't know too much about human culture he seemed to understand the gesture. He reluctantly enclosed his grasp around Dib's hand sealing the deal.
Both boys were startled when the back entrance door flung open and Pur and Fur marched in, they both seemed to arguing about something very important.
"But Pur, that's wrong and you know it," protested Fur angrily.
"Fur you should take a step back and take a look at the big picture," Pur said sternly and solemnly.
"I have and all I can see is you getting promoted, getting a big fat pay rise and having fame and fortune for the rest of your nine lives," Fur hit the subject directly on the head.
Pur was brought to a halt, he turned to face Fur and as their eyes connected in a paralysing stare Pur spoke in a deep and cold voice, "Fur if I were you, I would leave now."
"So I'm right! I'm ashamed of you Pur; you're going to kill an innocent creature just for fame and money? I thought even you had more decency than that, I guess I was incorrect," grunted Fur and with an icy feeling between the two Zcatens she left.
Pur frowned as a little tiny voice kept on nagging at him and tearing him up inside, but he shook off the sensation and spun around to face the beings. Pur grinned and produced a remote like thing from his uniform and aimed it at Dib, then with a great ease and no hesitation he forced the bright red button down in it's socket.
Abruptly a horrific pain erupted from the back of Dib's neck and his whole body was engulfed in a wave of electricity. He fell lifelessly to the ground and he felt himself slip away into the clutches of darkness.
To Be Continued...
GirChic: My business is DONE!!!
The Slayer: GIRCHIC!! Your still here?! Where's Harry??
GirChic: I disposed of him master.
The Slayer: YOU KILLED HIM?!
GirChic: No, whatever made you think that? All I did was chuck him in the garbage.
The Slayer: Oh okay... hang on a minute! Why did you chuck him in the garbage?
GirChic: Um...I don't remember.
The Slayer: Oh well, it looks like I'm back to having just one REALLY annoying slave again. Well C'ya and don't forget to R&R, thanks and caio!