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The Slayer: Guess what!! I got me self a new slave!!
GirChic: WHAT?!
The Slayer: Meet Bayleef14!!
Bayleef14: What!! I'm not your slave!!!
The Slayer: Do you want Harry to live??
Bayleef14: Well yeah because he is in my story, but what's that got to do with me being your slave?
The Slayer: Well if you don't be my slave then HARRY SUFFERS!! Mah hah hah ahahaaa!!!
Bayleef14: NO, I'm not your slave!!!
The Slayer: Well, if you write then next chapter of 'WHY MUST THIS BE?!' I'll give you a Christmas break.
Bayleef14: NO!!
The Slayer: Did I mention there's money in it for you?
Bayleef14: Well why didn't you say so? How much?
The Slayer: well since GirChic doesn't have a clue what money is, the grand total is: $7893737.00 !!!
Bayleef14: I'm in!! When do I start?
The Slayer: How about right now!!
Bayleef14: Okay, what do you want from me first master?
The Slayer: Well you can start by announcing that I don't own Invader Zim.
Bayleef14: Okay, The Slayer doesn't own Invader Zim!!
GirChic: I must have revenge on BAYLEEF14!!!!
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Seven
Dare I Question My Sanity?
Fur sighed as she seized the cleaning equipment and frowned at the mass of food scrapes that had been left behind by the Zoo's visitors. It wasn't really just her job to keep this section of the Zoo spic and span, it was just Pur was too, but he was too lazy and she would get the blame anyway, Lady Vur did NOT tolerate untidiness.
It was past closing time and it was getting incredibly dark and cold, it looked like she wasn't going to get off work any time soon. Fur was depressed, what Lady Vur and Pur were doing wasn't right. If she had of known this was going to happen, then she would of never talked Pur into checking out the blue and green planet. The human didn't deserve this and she couldn't help but blame herself. Fur heaved another sad sigh and continued on with her duties.
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Zim snorted, he needed the earthenoid in his plan. He would have to sit and wait it out; maybe he could find a means of escape while he waited for his foe.
Out of the creepy silence, Zim's pod beeped but before Zim had a chance to check out the metallic pack, the Irken was startled as Fur strolled past.
"Zcaten scum," mumbled Zim, glaring coldly at Fur.
Fur stopped dead in her tracks as if she had walked into a brick wall, she spun around to study the alien.
Zim scowled infuriated, "What are you looking at?"
Fur's vibrant purple face was drained of all colour and she staggered back, her cat eyes widened almost popping out of her head.
"Oh my Zcatia!" coughed Fur, "Did I just hear him talk?"
"AH, I can understand you!" Zim cried.
"Okay, I'm hearing the creatures talk, dare I question my sanity?" Fur held her head; she could feel a faint monstrous headache coming on.
"On, wait a minute, my pod must have de-coded your language," breathed Zim.
"Can...you...understand...me?" inquired Fur, drawing out the words as if she was speaking to a child.
Zim snarled, insulted by how he was treated, "Yes!"
"Oh Zcatia's gods, I don't believe it!!" cooed Fur excitedly, "B, b, b, but how?"
"My pod has finished de-coding your pitiful language," Zim answered bluntly.
"Oh really, I must have a closer look at that thing," said Fur thoughtfully.
"Listen when is the human due back?" demanded Zim, "Not that I care, mind you."
Fur's bright eyes dulled to a greyish colour as this topic was mentioned. Fur looked away painfully, as they approached the subject. The guilt was great and she was being torn up inside.
"When?" demanded Zim impatiently.
"Well, you see, he is not coming back," frowned Fur.
"What?! WHY?!"
"Well Lady Vur is going to extract the immune water gene, which would probably mean death," answered Fur in a trembling voice.
"You have to let me out! You have to let me escape!" ordered Zim anxiously.
"I can't do that, I would be banished for the rest of my nine lives."
"FUR! What are you doing? Are you talking to the animal, aren't you?" it was Pur!
Fur jerked her cranium upwardly in Pur's direction; he was wearing a white lab like coat and was on his way to meet Lady Vur to start the extraction of the human's gene.
"What?...er...NO!" stammered Fur.
"Don't try any hide it from me Fur, I heard you talking to that beast," an evil smirk crept across his blue skinned face, growing like a weed, "Dare I question your sanity!"
Fur searched for an explanation, but she was interrupted.
"And you haven't even fed the thing, geez Fur your slack!" leered Pur as he snatched up the sludge and entered the enclosure.
This was Zim's chance and he didn't waste one moment of it either, he leapt to his feet and sped towards Pur and then just at the very last minute he took a dive to the floor and skidded underneath Pur and out the of the containment imprisonment.
"Ha, stupid filthy Zcaten!" cackled Zim, satisfied with himself.
"FUR!! FUR!! STOP THAT TALKING IRKEN!!" shouted Pur enraged.
"What talking Irken?" Fur smarted and stood her ground in defiance.
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Oh Bayleef14?
GirChic: Hello
The Slayer: GirChic, where's Bayleef14?
GirChic: I disposed of her!!
The Slayer: YOU KILLED HER?!
GirChic: No, what made you think that? I just flushed her down the toilet!
The Slayer: Oh, okay. *Chucks the money down the toilet too* ........Hey wait a minute!! Why down the toilet? 0.o
GirChic: I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time!
The Slayer: GIRCHIC! She was my slave!! Now I'm gonna have to announce that I don't own Invader Zim all by myself.
GirChic: What about all those BIG scary monsters down in the sewers?!
*We hear the screams of Bayleef14 from far down in the sewer and the roars of the a creature seen before*
The Slayer: Oh yeah and that too. Review Please!!
The Slayer: Guess what!! I got me self a new slave!!
GirChic: WHAT?!
The Slayer: Meet Bayleef14!!
Bayleef14: What!! I'm not your slave!!!
The Slayer: Do you want Harry to live??
Bayleef14: Well yeah because he is in my story, but what's that got to do with me being your slave?
The Slayer: Well if you don't be my slave then HARRY SUFFERS!! Mah hah hah ahahaaa!!!
Bayleef14: NO, I'm not your slave!!!
The Slayer: Well, if you write then next chapter of 'WHY MUST THIS BE?!' I'll give you a Christmas break.
Bayleef14: NO!!
The Slayer: Did I mention there's money in it for you?
Bayleef14: Well why didn't you say so? How much?
The Slayer: well since GirChic doesn't have a clue what money is, the grand total is: $7893737.00 !!!
Bayleef14: I'm in!! When do I start?
The Slayer: How about right now!!
Bayleef14: Okay, what do you want from me first master?
The Slayer: Well you can start by announcing that I don't own Invader Zim.
Bayleef14: Okay, The Slayer doesn't own Invader Zim!!
GirChic: I must have revenge on BAYLEEF14!!!!
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Seven
Dare I Question My Sanity?
Fur sighed as she seized the cleaning equipment and frowned at the mass of food scrapes that had been left behind by the Zoo's visitors. It wasn't really just her job to keep this section of the Zoo spic and span, it was just Pur was too, but he was too lazy and she would get the blame anyway, Lady Vur did NOT tolerate untidiness.
It was past closing time and it was getting incredibly dark and cold, it looked like she wasn't going to get off work any time soon. Fur was depressed, what Lady Vur and Pur were doing wasn't right. If she had of known this was going to happen, then she would of never talked Pur into checking out the blue and green planet. The human didn't deserve this and she couldn't help but blame herself. Fur heaved another sad sigh and continued on with her duties.
******
Zim snorted, he needed the earthenoid in his plan. He would have to sit and wait it out; maybe he could find a means of escape while he waited for his foe.
Out of the creepy silence, Zim's pod beeped but before Zim had a chance to check out the metallic pack, the Irken was startled as Fur strolled past.
"Zcaten scum," mumbled Zim, glaring coldly at Fur.
Fur stopped dead in her tracks as if she had walked into a brick wall, she spun around to study the alien.
Zim scowled infuriated, "What are you looking at?"
Fur's vibrant purple face was drained of all colour and she staggered back, her cat eyes widened almost popping out of her head.
"Oh my Zcatia!" coughed Fur, "Did I just hear him talk?"
"AH, I can understand you!" Zim cried.
"Okay, I'm hearing the creatures talk, dare I question my sanity?" Fur held her head; she could feel a faint monstrous headache coming on.
"On, wait a minute, my pod must have de-coded your language," breathed Zim.
"Can...you...understand...me?" inquired Fur, drawing out the words as if she was speaking to a child.
Zim snarled, insulted by how he was treated, "Yes!"
"Oh Zcatia's gods, I don't believe it!!" cooed Fur excitedly, "B, b, b, but how?"
"My pod has finished de-coding your pitiful language," Zim answered bluntly.
"Oh really, I must have a closer look at that thing," said Fur thoughtfully.
"Listen when is the human due back?" demanded Zim, "Not that I care, mind you."
Fur's bright eyes dulled to a greyish colour as this topic was mentioned. Fur looked away painfully, as they approached the subject. The guilt was great and she was being torn up inside.
"When?" demanded Zim impatiently.
"Well, you see, he is not coming back," frowned Fur.
"What?! WHY?!"
"Well Lady Vur is going to extract the immune water gene, which would probably mean death," answered Fur in a trembling voice.
"You have to let me out! You have to let me escape!" ordered Zim anxiously.
"I can't do that, I would be banished for the rest of my nine lives."
"FUR! What are you doing? Are you talking to the animal, aren't you?" it was Pur!
Fur jerked her cranium upwardly in Pur's direction; he was wearing a white lab like coat and was on his way to meet Lady Vur to start the extraction of the human's gene.
"What?...er...NO!" stammered Fur.
"Don't try any hide it from me Fur, I heard you talking to that beast," an evil smirk crept across his blue skinned face, growing like a weed, "Dare I question your sanity!"
Fur searched for an explanation, but she was interrupted.
"And you haven't even fed the thing, geez Fur your slack!" leered Pur as he snatched up the sludge and entered the enclosure.
This was Zim's chance and he didn't waste one moment of it either, he leapt to his feet and sped towards Pur and then just at the very last minute he took a dive to the floor and skidded underneath Pur and out the of the containment imprisonment.
"Ha, stupid filthy Zcaten!" cackled Zim, satisfied with himself.
"FUR!! FUR!! STOP THAT TALKING IRKEN!!" shouted Pur enraged.
"What talking Irken?" Fur smarted and stood her ground in defiance.
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Oh Bayleef14?
GirChic: Hello
The Slayer: GirChic, where's Bayleef14?
GirChic: I disposed of her!!
The Slayer: YOU KILLED HER?!
GirChic: No, what made you think that? I just flushed her down the toilet!
The Slayer: Oh, okay. *Chucks the money down the toilet too* ........Hey wait a minute!! Why down the toilet? 0.o
GirChic: I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time!
The Slayer: GIRCHIC! She was my slave!! Now I'm gonna have to announce that I don't own Invader Zim all by myself.
GirChic: What about all those BIG scary monsters down in the sewers?!
*We hear the screams of Bayleef14 from far down in the sewer and the roars of the a creature seen before*
The Slayer: Oh yeah and that too. Review Please!!