Disclaimer:

The Slayer: Well, I don't own Invader Zim

GirChic: Oh no, Master is sick!!!!

The Slayer: What I'm not sick, *Gets a painful check up from GirChic*

GirChic: No temperature, no broken bones........

The Slayer: GirChic look I'm not sick!!!

GirChic: But you said the disclaimer normally and you haven't updated for ages!!!

The Slayer: Look, I'm not sick, I've just been having a break from the pressures of being a author, k?

GirChic: What pressures?

The Slayer: Would you shut up? So the reader can get on to the story.


Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo


Chapter Eight


Zim's Escape Or Not?


Zim's legs ached, but at least he could see the exit up ahead, salvation was ever so close and the sooner he got there the better. He smirked as he listened to the echoes of Pur's orders and shouts a good few feet behind him.

The Irken was almost to safety, but Pur couldn't let the alien escape to freedom. Pur leaped towards the green beast, but found himself sprawled across the gravel. The green one had made a sharp turn at the last minute and ran out of sight into the darkness of the Zoo. Pur picked himself up and scratched his head confused, why hadn't the creature made his escape when he had the chance?

Zim couldn't believe it, as he slowed down and took cover behind some near by scrubs. He didn't know why or how come he didn't escape when he had the chance, but all he knew was he was drawn to this dark and isolated building that stood over the tiny Irken casting a chilling shadow across the landscape. A weak and dull light shone from on of the daunting building's window and Zim being as curious as he was, crept up and peered inside.

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Dib struggled and squirmed using all his energy to try and break free from his bonds that secured him flat to the icy metallic bench. But his efforts were wasted and he went limp again exhausted from his failed attempts of breaking free.

"Okay, we can't wait for Pur any longer. We shall start with out him," Lady Vur ordered, turning to her associates.

Dib's soft chest-nut eyes widened at the sight of the huge syringe, the boy found another huge burst of energy, mostly conjured up from fear, he thrash about violently. Dib would have screamed, but he was unable to find his voice. Suddenly Dib could no longer feel his arms nor his legs, in fact he couldn't feel anything from his neck down and that's when it struck him as if someone had opened a door in his mind, from his past. THEM!...they were the same race that had abducted him when he was all to young to really remember.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!" Dib's voice had returned and he let out one huge wail...

To Be Continued...


The Slayer: Well, what do you think?

GirChic: I think if you get any more slaves them I'm gonna send them to the moon.

Ztarlight: HI!!

The Slayer & GirChic: Who R U?

Ztarlight: Oh Slayer, don't you recognize me? It's me Ztarlight!! And I've come about the opening for the new slave job!!

GirChic: Oh, come on!!! Isn't this getting old?

The Slayer: Well, I don't know...

Ztarlight: Please, I beg you!!! And if you decide not to take my offer then you shall PAY!!

GirChic: With what?

The Slayer: How?

Ztarlight: *coughs* Okay, it's called I'm a slave for you!!! *Produces a CD player and starts to play, 'I'm a slave for you' by BRITNEY SPEARS!!*

GirChic & The Slayer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Slayer: Hey I thought we DOOMED her? ::Refer to 'Zim meets Britney Spears' wrote by Ztarlight herself!!!::

A Mysterious Voice: Will Ztarlight get the job? Will GirChic grow a brain? What about The Slayer, will she survive the horror that is Britney Spears? And will 'YOU' ever review this chapter? All these questions are answered and more in the next exciting episode of The Slayer's disclaimers!!!

BayLeef14: *Still down in the sewer* CCCCCCUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GIRCHIC!!!!! *We hear a roar of the sewer monster* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!