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Mysterious Voice: Last time on The Slayer's disclaimers, Ztarlight came to see about the opening job for a new slave for The Slayer, and then Ztarlight started to play the horrible Britney Spears song, what will happen? Tune in now to find out...
The Slayer & CirChic: AAAAAAHhhhhHHHHH!!! *Gasp of air* AAAAAAHHhhhhhhHHHHH!!!
The Slayer: Okay that's enough of that
Ztarlight: So do I get the job?
The Slayer: um..........
*The ground begins to shake*
GirChic: Look just because you don't own Invader Zim, Slayer, doesn't mean you have to be grumpy about it!!!
The Slayer: That's not me!!!
GirChic: Then who is it then?
*The whole town blows up, expect for where The Slayer, GirChic and Ztarlight are*
Ztarlight: I think that was because of that Britney Spears song I played, good thing I didn't play it for too long because it may have blown up the world!!!
The Slayer: So who's gonna clean up this mess?
*GirChic & Ztarlight sneak off*
The Slayer: Hey! You guys? Where did ya go? Oh man......They ditched me!! They will PAY!!!! Well as soon as I can figure out how
*Starts the 'BIG' task of cleaning up the town*
The Slayer: Just wait until I find those two!!! I'll do something so horrible, that I don't even know what it is yet
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Nine
Zim To The Rescue
Zim gasped, but not for what he saw, no he gasped because he had come back for Dib! There was the human boy, strapped to a cold flat table with a face full of fear, sadness and pain. Why did he come back for his rival? Why didn't he just escape from the Zoo, when he had the chance? Questions flooded the Irken's mind that even he couldn't answer himself, but Zim was awoken from his thoughts by Dib's long mournful wail and the puffs and pants of Pur as he made his way towards the dark building. Zim ducked down behind some bushes/plant life, and listen intently to the conversation that was in process inside.
"My Lady Vur!" Pur busted in through the door, gasping for air, "There's something you should know."
"PUR! You're late!! What is the meaning of this?" snapped the high leader of Zcatia.
"It's the other beast," grunted Pur sheepishly, "He has escaped!"
"WHAT!" Vur's baby pink skin, flushed into a dangerous blood red colour, "Come on, we must find that creature before it breaks free!"
Zim crouched low to the ground and silently watched Lady Vur, Pur and the rest of their comrades' dash into the darkness. Everything fell silent and Zim now sensed he was alone, he casually emerged from his shadowy hiding place.
"I just know I'm gonna regret this," Zim breathed and slipped into the building.
******
Dib did his best to push those horrible memories from his mind, what was going to happen to him? Maybe he should just give up; no one was going to save him. The room was empty Dib could sense it; he was alone and was going to die. He flinched a little as he heard the door swing open, they had come back to finish his doomed fate. He closed his eyes tightly preparing himself for hopefully a quick death, but this was strange there was only one other life form present in the room and it was no Zcaten.
"HhHhMmMm," that voice! Dib recognized it straight away, but it couldn't be, not Zim, they hated each other, why would he be saving him?
"Z, Z, Z, Zim?" Dib stuttered.
"Not now human," Zim snorted, "I have to break these bonds of yours."
There was cracking of metal and the bonds were broken, Dib unfastened his tensed shut eyes and peered up into two red crimson eyes, confused Dib attempted to speak.
"Zim, why are you doing..." Dib started, but was soon cut off.
"Shut up worm baby, I'm only doing this because I HATE those Zcatens more than I HATE you," snapped Zim in his Zimmy style, "Now get up and lets get out of here."
Dib frowned and looked up at Zim exhaustedly, "I can't move."
"What do you mean you can't move filth monkey?" Zim glared impatiently.
"I can't feel anything from my neck down."
"Oh, that must be the antiseptic, hold on I'll fix that," Zim's scowl transformed into a smug grin as he produced a weird looking object from his pod, that he had finally manage to reconnect most of the components in it, "now this won't hurt...much."
With that Zim placed the silver orbish object upon Dib's chest and with a evil glint in his eyes, he forced the button down in the controllers socket. Dib body was suddenly jolting violently as a milled electric shock ran through his limp body, the alien released the pressure on the button and Dib came to rest again with all his feeling returning.
"Er, thanks ZI..." Dib was cut short again as a second short electric shock ran through is aching body once again, "AAAAAaaaaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhh!!"
Zim snickered smugly.
"What did you do that for?" snorted Dib climbing down off the table.
"I just enjoyed seeing you in pain," smirked Zim.
Dib frowned as he tamed his now wild and shocked jet-black hair.
"Anyway, we must leave now, unless you want to stay here and suffer your doomed fate," Zim announced and with that he grasped Dib around his wrist, squeezing so that Dib found it incredibly painful, then he led the human violently to the buildings exit...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Hello GirChic
GirChic: Hello master, what a nice job you have done with the town! It doesn't even look like it was blown up
The Slayer: So where's Ztarlight?
GirChic: She said, she would meet us in the disclaimer of 'LIFE' you know your other story
The Slayer: Yes I know, well I guess I can forgive you this time
GirChic: You will, oh thank you!!!
The Slayer: Only because you have a visitor...
GirChic: Oh who?
The Slayer: *grins devilishly* She is waiting in the bathroom
GirChic: Okay *Skips into the bathroom and the door locks itself behind her* BAYLEEF14!!! What are YOU doing here?
Bayleef14: I've got a friend I would like you to meet...
*We can hear GirChic scream and the roar of the sewer monster*
The Slayer: Yeah, I know I've gotta go save her sometime, but I'm thinking maybe next Easter sometime...
Mysterious Voice: Last time on The Slayer's disclaimers, Ztarlight came to see about the opening job for a new slave for The Slayer, and then Ztarlight started to play the horrible Britney Spears song, what will happen? Tune in now to find out...
The Slayer & CirChic: AAAAAAHhhhhHHHHH!!! *Gasp of air* AAAAAAHHhhhhhhHHHHH!!!
The Slayer: Okay that's enough of that
Ztarlight: So do I get the job?
The Slayer: um..........
*The ground begins to shake*
GirChic: Look just because you don't own Invader Zim, Slayer, doesn't mean you have to be grumpy about it!!!
The Slayer: That's not me!!!
GirChic: Then who is it then?
*The whole town blows up, expect for where The Slayer, GirChic and Ztarlight are*
Ztarlight: I think that was because of that Britney Spears song I played, good thing I didn't play it for too long because it may have blown up the world!!!
The Slayer: So who's gonna clean up this mess?
*GirChic & Ztarlight sneak off*
The Slayer: Hey! You guys? Where did ya go? Oh man......They ditched me!! They will PAY!!!! Well as soon as I can figure out how
*Starts the 'BIG' task of cleaning up the town*
The Slayer: Just wait until I find those two!!! I'll do something so horrible, that I don't even know what it is yet
Two Fools In A Zcaten Zoo
Chapter Nine
Zim To The Rescue
Zim gasped, but not for what he saw, no he gasped because he had come back for Dib! There was the human boy, strapped to a cold flat table with a face full of fear, sadness and pain. Why did he come back for his rival? Why didn't he just escape from the Zoo, when he had the chance? Questions flooded the Irken's mind that even he couldn't answer himself, but Zim was awoken from his thoughts by Dib's long mournful wail and the puffs and pants of Pur as he made his way towards the dark building. Zim ducked down behind some bushes/plant life, and listen intently to the conversation that was in process inside.
"My Lady Vur!" Pur busted in through the door, gasping for air, "There's something you should know."
"PUR! You're late!! What is the meaning of this?" snapped the high leader of Zcatia.
"It's the other beast," grunted Pur sheepishly, "He has escaped!"
"WHAT!" Vur's baby pink skin, flushed into a dangerous blood red colour, "Come on, we must find that creature before it breaks free!"
Zim crouched low to the ground and silently watched Lady Vur, Pur and the rest of their comrades' dash into the darkness. Everything fell silent and Zim now sensed he was alone, he casually emerged from his shadowy hiding place.
"I just know I'm gonna regret this," Zim breathed and slipped into the building.
******
Dib did his best to push those horrible memories from his mind, what was going to happen to him? Maybe he should just give up; no one was going to save him. The room was empty Dib could sense it; he was alone and was going to die. He flinched a little as he heard the door swing open, they had come back to finish his doomed fate. He closed his eyes tightly preparing himself for hopefully a quick death, but this was strange there was only one other life form present in the room and it was no Zcaten.
"HhHhMmMm," that voice! Dib recognized it straight away, but it couldn't be, not Zim, they hated each other, why would he be saving him?
"Z, Z, Z, Zim?" Dib stuttered.
"Not now human," Zim snorted, "I have to break these bonds of yours."
There was cracking of metal and the bonds were broken, Dib unfastened his tensed shut eyes and peered up into two red crimson eyes, confused Dib attempted to speak.
"Zim, why are you doing..." Dib started, but was soon cut off.
"Shut up worm baby, I'm only doing this because I HATE those Zcatens more than I HATE you," snapped Zim in his Zimmy style, "Now get up and lets get out of here."
Dib frowned and looked up at Zim exhaustedly, "I can't move."
"What do you mean you can't move filth monkey?" Zim glared impatiently.
"I can't feel anything from my neck down."
"Oh, that must be the antiseptic, hold on I'll fix that," Zim's scowl transformed into a smug grin as he produced a weird looking object from his pod, that he had finally manage to reconnect most of the components in it, "now this won't hurt...much."
With that Zim placed the silver orbish object upon Dib's chest and with a evil glint in his eyes, he forced the button down in the controllers socket. Dib body was suddenly jolting violently as a milled electric shock ran through his limp body, the alien released the pressure on the button and Dib came to rest again with all his feeling returning.
"Er, thanks ZI..." Dib was cut short again as a second short electric shock ran through is aching body once again, "AAAAAaaaaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhh!!"
Zim snickered smugly.
"What did you do that for?" snorted Dib climbing down off the table.
"I just enjoyed seeing you in pain," smirked Zim.
Dib frowned as he tamed his now wild and shocked jet-black hair.
"Anyway, we must leave now, unless you want to stay here and suffer your doomed fate," Zim announced and with that he grasped Dib around his wrist, squeezing so that Dib found it incredibly painful, then he led the human violently to the buildings exit...
To Be Continued...
The Slayer: Hello GirChic
GirChic: Hello master, what a nice job you have done with the town! It doesn't even look like it was blown up
The Slayer: So where's Ztarlight?
GirChic: She said, she would meet us in the disclaimer of 'LIFE' you know your other story
The Slayer: Yes I know, well I guess I can forgive you this time
GirChic: You will, oh thank you!!!
The Slayer: Only because you have a visitor...
GirChic: Oh who?
The Slayer: *grins devilishly* She is waiting in the bathroom
GirChic: Okay *Skips into the bathroom and the door locks itself behind her* BAYLEEF14!!! What are YOU doing here?
Bayleef14: I've got a friend I would like you to meet...
*We can hear GirChic scream and the roar of the sewer monster*
The Slayer: Yeah, I know I've gotta go save her sometime, but I'm thinking maybe next Easter sometime...