A/n: Alas, the boredom of algebra class will afflict all that visit me at FanFiction.net! Muwhahahaha! *sighs* Well, what can I say? At least I spend my time productively so you people can waste your time. ^.^ Anyway, these are just twists on nursery rhymes, so don't sue me for anything, or bother me, for that matter.

Twisted Tales

Majin Vegeta             (Humpty Dumpty)

Majin Vegeta destroyed a wall,

Majin Vegeta didn't think he could fall;

All of Shin's efforts

And all of Goku's words

Couldn't stop Veggie

From blowing-up the world.

Little Miss Son          (Little Miss Muffet)

Little Miss Son,

Still pretty and young,

Was sitting on a hill one day.

Then along came a fighter,

Who destroyed things beside her,

So she crushed him

And sent him away.

Goku Had a Little Cloud       (Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Goku had a little cloud,

Little cloud, little cloud,

Goku had a little cloud

That flew him through the sky,

And everywhere that Goku went,

Goku went, Goku went,

And everywhere that Goku went

That cloud you'd sure to find.

It flew to Veggie's one day,

Veggie's one day, Veggie's one day,

It flew to Veggie's one day,

Which was very dumb.

The duo got in a fight,

In a fight, in a fight,

The duo got in a fight-

Goku hurt his bum!

Hey, Willin', Willin'                (Hey, Fiddle, Fiddle)

Hey, willin', willin'

Android with Krillin,

Roshi blew-up the moon.

Son Goku did laugh

To see such feat,

While Bulma, Vegeta did swoon.

A/N: Yes, I know some of this is poorly written, but can you guess why? ^.^ Anyway, I would to tell you that you the reviewers are important to me as a writer, or else I wouldn't be taking a break from bustin' my @$$ in the first place- I wouldn't be written at all! So review other things so we can get some real work done, though I don't mind if you review this, too.