Author's Notes: This parody is only for fun. It is no way making money from this nor do I intend to. It is purely for the enjoyment of the readers who wish to read it. The original song Barbie Girl belongs to Aqua; and all Middle earth characters (which is mainly hobbits: Frodo and Sam) belong to Tolkien.

Hobbit Guy

Hi Frodo

Hi Sam

You wanna go explore?

Sure Sam

Let's go!

Chorus: I'm a hobbit guy

In a hobbit world

Life with six meals

It's a real deal!

I can brush my feet

And walk me with a beat

Desperation

From the wraiths a-chasin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

**Chorus**

I'm a cute hobbit guy

In the Middle world

Pick me up

Save my life

I'm your last hope.

You're my friend

till the end

feel the friendship within

take me here

take me there

don't leave me behind

You can come

You can go

If you say

The Fellowship

**Chorus**

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Make me scared

Make me faired

Do whatever it takes

I can bear the burden

I can bear that One Ring

Come on hide Hobbit friend

Let's find us Gandalf again.

Hit the man

Run away

Let's get going.

You can come

You can go

If you say

The Fellowship

You can come

You can go

If you say

The Fellowship

**Chorus**

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Come on Frodo Let's get goin'

Oh I'm glad it's over

Well Frodo, hobbits are safe now

Oh Sam, thank Adon we are.