Author's Notes:  This parody is only for fun. It is no way making money from this nor do I intend to. It is purely for the enjoyment of the readers who wish to read it. The original song Did I Shave My Legs For This belongs to Deana Carter; and all Middle earth characters (which is mainly Gimli) belong to Tolkien.

P.S. The other previous songs are from Cindi Lauper: Girls Just Want to have Fun; Aerosmith: Dude (Looks Like a Lady); The Eagles: Get Over It

Did I Shave my Dwarf for This?

Brushes and braids is what I thought I could find

When I came here to Mirkwood

Well now here I stand, over this bearded dwarf

And Sam wants the scissors now

Chorus: I got these new clips, they're Arwen's

Had his hair washed by Elves

I thought this new clip was a sure bet

To keep his beard on

Well it's perfectly clear, between the scissors and beard

He won't leave without as much hair

I drag him to the door and turn around to be sure

Did I shave my Dwarf for this?

Now when we first met he promised he'd keep

His hair in braids and tied back

Well it didn't work well since Legolas permed it

Now you want me to leave my Dwarf

Chorus: I got these new clips, they're Arwen's

Had his hair washed by Elves

I thought this new clip was a sure bet

To keep his beard on

Well it's perfectly clear, between the scissors and beard

He won't leave without as much hair

I drag him to the door and turn around to be sure

Did I shave my Dwarf for this?

Frodo did I shave Dwarf this?