Disclaimer: This parody is only for fun. It is no way making money from this nor do I intend to. It is purely for the enjoyment of the readers who wish to read it. The original song How Do I Get There belongs to Deana Carter; and all Middle earth characters (which is mainly Aragorn) belong to Tolkien.

How Do I Shampoo my Hair I've always been the most unclean

No shaving and no hair cur

But suddenly from the nearest bathroom here

I smell the strawberry shampoo in there

One thin Aragorn told us, he hasn't washed his hair in weeks

And never even brushed it

Sam needs to tell me…

CHORUS: How do I shampoo my hair

How do I make it clean

How do I tell Boromir he needs to clean his

Lost in the strawberry scent that's kept in Lorien

You know I don't know

How do I wash it

You're probably tired of looking at me

Seeing all my dirty hair and mold

I promise to be cleaner as King

Dreaming every night with hair being squeaky clean

I can't wait any longer this dirtiness is getting even worse

help me find a way

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I know the closest bathroom is around the corner

But I'll wash my hair if Legolas shows me how

The perfect combination is clean hair and mold

Samwise won't you tell me how to

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