As always…I don't own ANY part of Gundam Wing nor do I own stock in Trojan..although I use them quite a bit.
(The scene opens with Heero and Relena..late one night)
Relena: Oh Heero…isn't it a beautiful night?
Heero: I guess it is. Kinda the calm before the storm…
Relena (cuddling closer): Oh stop with the doom and gloom routine, I want to show you how much I love you.
(Cue fanfare..as a tall, masked man jumps in the room through the window)
Masked Man: Greetings, lovemaking citizens!
Relena (looking shocked): Who are you?
Heero (pulling out his blaster): Yes, tell us..before I destroy you!
(OZ soldiers pop from out of the closet and from under the bed)
OZ soldiers (in unison): GUNDAM MAN!!!
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Relena: Gundam Man, why are you standing there smiling??
Gundam Man (embarrassed): Oh….nothing. As I was saying, for the most protection and fun remember Zero G Brand, because you don't want sudden suprises..do you Relena? Oops!
Relena: HEY..who are you? MILLIARDO…is that you!?!?
Gundam Man (jumping out the window): Gotta go! Don't forget…
OZ soliders (jumping out..saying in unison): Gundam Man!!!
Relena (looking at Heero): We have GOT to close that window at night!
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