Elife Marmalade – The Fellowship Ballads Part 2
By Yunadax
Disclaimers – The elf in question belongs to Tolkein and the version of Lady Marmalade that inspired us is from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack. We are not making any money off this.
We're for my Elf sisters, let me hear ya yelp sisters
Hey Elfie go, elfie so, elfie flow elfie .... etc etc
We met Leggy babe down in old Rivendell....
strutting his stuff for the elves...
Hey Frodo, won't ya give it a go
Elfie, elfie, hiya, ya ya
Elfie, elfie, hiya, ya ya
Elfie, elfie, hiya, ya ya
It's a leggy elfie babe
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (will you sleep with me tonight?)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
He sat in his throne room and did freshen up
braiding his lovely long plaits
All his black satin sheets, suedes, dark greens yeah..
Elfie Elfie ya ya babe
Elfie Elfie ya ya here
Elfie Elfie ya ya babe
Elfie Leggy swoon mobile
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
He came into there with all arrows a-flyin
let him know bout that gate and wear to park that cape.
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
Why do human.. when you can do Elven!
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
I'm going keep pulling these Elves, such a sweetie
Wear ideal shoes get love from the Elves
4 bad a** chicks hit Rivendell!
hey elfie, so elfie, betta get those dough elfie
We love Elves with plaits in their hair
bottle case the meaning of a lovely heir
if you wanna Elven, Elven, ya ya
Mocha Elven-a what?
Real Elfie Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?