Tori: Ha-ah! *finishes `Speak of the Devil'. Stupid thing nearly took me a month!
Kegawa: *not really interested* ...why?
Tori: Distractions...
Ke: You mean sorority parties.
Tori: *holds head* Yeah, those...
Ke: Want me to introduce the fic?
Tori: Would you be so kind?
Ke: This is a collection of lines flubbed, purposely and not, by the Japanese voice cast.
Tori: And also the audition for Duet.
Ke: They find the seiyuus to fit the characters at the same time they're animating it.
Tori: I'm sure there are many more, but these are just the ones I heard for myself.
Ke: While working overtime?
Tori: While trying to find the Goddamn benjo... Pain in the ass hard to navigate building...
Ke: *whispers* She got lost yesterday when she went for a job interview.
~*~*~*~
[A/N: I only got to sit in on these because Mrs. Hiyabasa wanted a second opinion from someone who knew the characters. Ai Orikasa is sooo funny! ^___^ She kept messing up her lines on purpose to make Shigeru Nakahara blush. I'll use the charas' names instead of the seiyuus' so you'll know who I mean. Oh, and these are the tryouts, so not all the seiyuu will be the ones you hear in the dub. Also, these are not ALL the lines, only the ones I can remember at the moment.]
((scene where Quatre leans out window and asks Trowa his name))
Shigeru Nakahara (Trowa): I have no name. But if you must call me something, call me Trowa. Trowa Barton.
Ai Orikasa (Quatre): Can I get a phone number and maybe an address?
(scene switches to Quatre and Rashid)
Quatre: He was one sexy bitch...
Random Seiyuu (Rashid): ...*starts laughing*
((audition for Duet #1))
Keiryuu Satome: (seiyuu we chose before Duet was cut) Father Maxwell was just like a father... to... me... Little redundant there. Who wrote this?
Kurokawa: *glare*
KS: Oookay... Moving right along...
((audition for Wu Fei #1))
Ryuzou Ishino (Wu Fei): Kill me now! Or I'll keep on coming after to get for you now... TYPO!
Kurokawa: *takes script* No... you just can't read...
((audition for Wu Fei #2))
Wu Fei: My name's Wu Fei. I'm not-
Duet: *opens door to sound booth and walks in* Hey! Um, someone's lights are on in the parking lot...
Wu Fei: BAKA ONNA!
Ikeda: CUT! Keiryuu, we're in the middle of a session!
Duet: Oops... ^___^* Sorry! But um... There's a black Mitsubishi with all it's lights on.
Ikeda: Shit! *runs out of room*
All: *blink blink* *laugh*
((audition for Duet #2))
Duet: I don't know what you're trying to do, but it ends here! *giggle*
Kurokawa: What's wrong now?
Duet: What _were_ they trying to do?
Kurokawa: *twitch twitch*
((audition for Heero #1))
Random Guy Who Didn't Get Part: For you, it'd take a miracle, but I... I... Wait, do I believe in God?
Ikeda: Stick to the script...
RG: *nervous laugh*
Ikeda: You know what? We have a lot of interviews to do today, so-
RG: *laughs harder*
Ikeda: -how about we call you... What's so funny?
RG: Do you know how big a fan I am of the Gundam Wing manga? I mean, it's such an honor to be here and... Oh, it would mean so much to me to even have a small part! I would-
Ikeda: SECURITY!
((audition for Relena #1))
Random Lady Who Didn't Get Part: Those are torpedoes, aren't they? I can tell!
Midorikawa Hikaru (Heero): ...you're quick...
Ikeda: *stifles laughter*
RL: *continuing* What are you planning to do, Heero?
Heero: *checks watch* ...I'm off to eat lunch in about ten minutes...
RL: I'm trying to audition for a part here!
Ikeda: May I join you for lunch?
RL: HELLO!?
Heero: Aw, we're just playing...
RL: Well, your `playing' is interfering with my job!
((audition for Duet #3))
Duet: Great, and I just restocked you stupid bast- Say a prayer for me! I wanted to say something re~ally bad and I didn't...
Heero: O.o* Geeze, I'm sorry already!
Duet: You better be! Perfect soldier my ass...
Duo: Your ass... *wide grin*
Heero: Wow, he makes me look mature and responsible!
Ikeda: *shaking with laughter*
((audition for Dorothy #1))
Random Lady: Wars are-oooh... O.o Lookit her eyebrows...
((audition for Heero #2))
Heero: What else does this thing have!?
Duet: Well... you pull this lever... *points to empty can*
Heero: Where'd the director go?
((audition for Heero #3))
Heero: What else does this thing have!?
Duet: You pull this... This goes... And that goes over there... Thrust that lever for the fang...Oooh, you can see down her shirt when she does... this. *flips manga over*
Heero: Now we know why she can't get her lines! She's to busy checking out her character!
Quatre: Lemme see that... O.O
Trowa: Hey! I wanna see! ... O.O
Heero: People! ...Ooh! O.O
((my lunch with the seiyuu))
Ai (in Quatre's voice): TROWAAA!!!
Tori: *giggle*
Shigeru: Hmmm?
Tori: *giggle*
Ai: Ai shiteru, Trowa-kun...
Tori: *sitting between them, sipping soda*
Ai: *puts hand on Shigeru's thigh*
Shigeru (in Trowa's voice): Quatre, you stupid whore!
Tori: *soda squirts out nose* AHAHAHAHAOWOWOWOW... *holds burning nose*
Shigeru + Ai: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kurokawa: Would you two behave yourselves!? She's fourteen!
((A/N))
Tori: Yeah, I was fourteen way back then... [A/N 1995...]
Ke: Ah, how your innocence has faded...
Tori: I blame Quatre and Trowa!
Ke: You realize you're the only person here who can honestly say that.
Tori: No, I'm sure plenty readers have accidentally stumbled into 3x4 lemons...
Ke: That doesn't count. You were the only one to lose innocence on the GWing set. What were you doing there anyway?
Tori: I already told you...
Ke: Refresh me.
Tori: I knew broken English!
Ke: Only because your parents were crazy...
Tori: I grew up on that damn set.
Ke: She says `damn set', I say Holy Land.
Tori: *sniffle* Then they shipped me off to America that September...
Ke: Scarred you for life, huh?
Tori: No, that was when they called me home again four years later...
Ke: You just keeping typing and readers just keep not caring...
Tori: I know... R&R folks!
Kegawa: *not really interested* ...why?
Tori: Distractions...
Ke: You mean sorority parties.
Tori: *holds head* Yeah, those...
Ke: Want me to introduce the fic?
Tori: Would you be so kind?
Ke: This is a collection of lines flubbed, purposely and not, by the Japanese voice cast.
Tori: And also the audition for Duet.
Ke: They find the seiyuus to fit the characters at the same time they're animating it.
Tori: I'm sure there are many more, but these are just the ones I heard for myself.
Ke: While working overtime?
Tori: While trying to find the Goddamn benjo... Pain in the ass hard to navigate building...
Ke: *whispers* She got lost yesterday when she went for a job interview.
~*~*~*~
[A/N: I only got to sit in on these because Mrs. Hiyabasa wanted a second opinion from someone who knew the characters. Ai Orikasa is sooo funny! ^___^ She kept messing up her lines on purpose to make Shigeru Nakahara blush. I'll use the charas' names instead of the seiyuus' so you'll know who I mean. Oh, and these are the tryouts, so not all the seiyuu will be the ones you hear in the dub. Also, these are not ALL the lines, only the ones I can remember at the moment.]
((scene where Quatre leans out window and asks Trowa his name))
Shigeru Nakahara (Trowa): I have no name. But if you must call me something, call me Trowa. Trowa Barton.
Ai Orikasa (Quatre): Can I get a phone number and maybe an address?
(scene switches to Quatre and Rashid)
Quatre: He was one sexy bitch...
Random Seiyuu (Rashid): ...*starts laughing*
((audition for Duet #1))
Keiryuu Satome: (seiyuu we chose before Duet was cut) Father Maxwell was just like a father... to... me... Little redundant there. Who wrote this?
Kurokawa: *glare*
KS: Oookay... Moving right along...
((audition for Wu Fei #1))
Ryuzou Ishino (Wu Fei): Kill me now! Or I'll keep on coming after to get for you now... TYPO!
Kurokawa: *takes script* No... you just can't read...
((audition for Wu Fei #2))
Wu Fei: My name's Wu Fei. I'm not-
Duet: *opens door to sound booth and walks in* Hey! Um, someone's lights are on in the parking lot...
Wu Fei: BAKA ONNA!
Ikeda: CUT! Keiryuu, we're in the middle of a session!
Duet: Oops... ^___^* Sorry! But um... There's a black Mitsubishi with all it's lights on.
Ikeda: Shit! *runs out of room*
All: *blink blink* *laugh*
((audition for Duet #2))
Duet: I don't know what you're trying to do, but it ends here! *giggle*
Kurokawa: What's wrong now?
Duet: What _were_ they trying to do?
Kurokawa: *twitch twitch*
((audition for Heero #1))
Random Guy Who Didn't Get Part: For you, it'd take a miracle, but I... I... Wait, do I believe in God?
Ikeda: Stick to the script...
RG: *nervous laugh*
Ikeda: You know what? We have a lot of interviews to do today, so-
RG: *laughs harder*
Ikeda: -how about we call you... What's so funny?
RG: Do you know how big a fan I am of the Gundam Wing manga? I mean, it's such an honor to be here and... Oh, it would mean so much to me to even have a small part! I would-
Ikeda: SECURITY!
((audition for Relena #1))
Random Lady Who Didn't Get Part: Those are torpedoes, aren't they? I can tell!
Midorikawa Hikaru (Heero): ...you're quick...
Ikeda: *stifles laughter*
RL: *continuing* What are you planning to do, Heero?
Heero: *checks watch* ...I'm off to eat lunch in about ten minutes...
RL: I'm trying to audition for a part here!
Ikeda: May I join you for lunch?
RL: HELLO!?
Heero: Aw, we're just playing...
RL: Well, your `playing' is interfering with my job!
((audition for Duet #3))
Duet: Great, and I just restocked you stupid bast- Say a prayer for me! I wanted to say something re~ally bad and I didn't...
Heero: O.o* Geeze, I'm sorry already!
Duet: You better be! Perfect soldier my ass...
Duo: Your ass... *wide grin*
Heero: Wow, he makes me look mature and responsible!
Ikeda: *shaking with laughter*
((audition for Dorothy #1))
Random Lady: Wars are-oooh... O.o Lookit her eyebrows...
((audition for Heero #2))
Heero: What else does this thing have!?
Duet: Well... you pull this lever... *points to empty can*
Heero: Where'd the director go?
((audition for Heero #3))
Heero: What else does this thing have!?
Duet: You pull this... This goes... And that goes over there... Thrust that lever for the fang...Oooh, you can see down her shirt when she does... this. *flips manga over*
Heero: Now we know why she can't get her lines! She's to busy checking out her character!
Quatre: Lemme see that... O.O
Trowa: Hey! I wanna see! ... O.O
Heero: People! ...Ooh! O.O
((my lunch with the seiyuu))
Ai (in Quatre's voice): TROWAAA!!!
Tori: *giggle*
Shigeru: Hmmm?
Tori: *giggle*
Ai: Ai shiteru, Trowa-kun...
Tori: *sitting between them, sipping soda*
Ai: *puts hand on Shigeru's thigh*
Shigeru (in Trowa's voice): Quatre, you stupid whore!
Tori: *soda squirts out nose* AHAHAHAHAOWOWOWOW... *holds burning nose*
Shigeru + Ai: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kurokawa: Would you two behave yourselves!? She's fourteen!
((A/N))
Tori: Yeah, I was fourteen way back then... [A/N 1995...]
Ke: Ah, how your innocence has faded...
Tori: I blame Quatre and Trowa!
Ke: You realize you're the only person here who can honestly say that.
Tori: No, I'm sure plenty readers have accidentally stumbled into 3x4 lemons...
Ke: That doesn't count. You were the only one to lose innocence on the GWing set. What were you doing there anyway?
Tori: I already told you...
Ke: Refresh me.
Tori: I knew broken English!
Ke: Only because your parents were crazy...
Tori: I grew up on that damn set.
Ke: She says `damn set', I say Holy Land.
Tori: *sniffle* Then they shipped me off to America that September...
Ke: Scarred you for life, huh?
Tori: No, that was when they called me home again four years later...
Ke: You just keeping typing and readers just keep not caring...
Tori: I know... R&R folks!