Tori: Now, as requested, MORE OUTTAKES!
Kegawa: Joy.
Tori: *giggle*
Ke: …?
Tori: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO THE STATES!!!
Ke: Oh yeah… That's why you've been so hyper.
Outtakes #2
Tori: Again, these are just the ones I can remember, but the last chapter got me thinking about them again. *sniff* Nostalgia…
((audition for Heero #4))
Midorikawa (Heero): Did you see? Oooh. O.o See what?
Ai(Quatre): You're stupid…
Ikeda(director): Ai, is that something Quatre would say?
Ai: If he was written into that scene, yes.
Ikeda: …like arguing with a wall…
((audition for Trowa #1))
Shigeru (Trowa): Pilot's name: Trowa Barton. For the record.
Ikeda: Good job, Shigeru.
Shigeru: Who was I talking to again…?
((audition for Wu Fei #3))
Ryuzou (Wu Fei): Fighting a weak enemy leaves me feeling minty fresh.
Kurokawa: STOP BASTARDIZING THE LINES!
Ryuzou: I thought you would appreciate some humor.
Kurokawa: I would if I wasn't subjected to your sad interpretation of it on a daily basis.
Ai: Ouch.
Ryuzou: …stupid woman…
Kurokawa: Much better! That's the Wu Fei I want!
Ryuzou: Stop messing with my head!
((audition for Quatre #1))
Ai: I almost wish he would.
Seki Toshihiko (Duo): AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs down hallway screaming like a girl*
Ai: *completely oblivious in soundproof booth* Then I'd at least get to see him again.
Shigeru: *opens door* We have a crisis. There's a rat in the break room.
Seki: *in the background* AHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY KILL IT!!!
((audition for Duo #1))
Seki: *trying to concentrate on his lines* His missions have no room for failure-
Shigeru: *taps on glass*
Seki: Just like mine… *looks up*
Shigeru: *breathes on glass and writes something*
Kurokawa: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DISRUPTING DUO'S SESSION!?
Ikeda: Fire him… Trowa's only got three lines anyway.
((meeting))
Kurokawa: Tori, take notes. Ikeda-san and I are going to show you how to correctly conduct a business conference. *leaves for a moment*
Ikeda: Is Hiyabasa-san putting you to work?
Tori: *nod and smile* [A/N: Oh, I was so well brought up! *rolls eyes*]
Ikeda: Do you want me to fire her?
Tori: *shakes head*
Kurokawa: Good girl. You just earned yourself lunch.
((meeting #2))
Kurokawa: *cell phone rings* Give me a moment please. Tori, you're in charge. *leaves to answer it*
Seki: *to Midorikawa* Hehehe… She left Tori-chan in charge…
Tori: Toshihiko-san, go sit in the corner!
Seki: What?
Me: You heard me! I won't tolerate insubordination! [A/N: I had planned this before hand. It didn't just come off the top of my head]
Seki: *actually goes and stands in the corner of the room*
Kurokawa: *comes back to silent room and sees Seki* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hajime Yatate (Kurokawa's boss): Hiyabasa-san, is this your daughter?
Kurokawa: Yeah, I wish…
Seki: *to wall* Can I sit down now?
((breakfast))
Ryuzou: *holds up coffee mug while reading the paper, expecting someone to fill it*
Ai: *spits in it*
Ryuzou: IT WAS A JOKE! Now I gotta go wash my mug…
((audition for Hilde #1))
Random girl who didn't get part: Outer space is affected by war! We can't just sit back and be taken over!
Seki: Yes we can.
Rg: This is outer space's decision.
Seki: *turns to Ai* So… What does outer space say?
Ai: Outer space wants to know who stole her bagel.
((audition for Duo #2))
Seki: *watching Pokémon in the break room*
Tori: Toshihiko-san?
Seki: Erk! *changes channel to sports*
Tori: Hiyabasa-san says it's time for your audition.
((audition for Duet #4))
Keiryuu: *singing to herself while reading her lines to herself* Doki doki wa…
Seki: *drapes arm over Keiryuu's shoulder* So how's my favorite-
Keiryuu: *elbows him in the stomach*
Seki: *gasp*
Keiryuu: Oh my God! Seki-chan! I thought you were Shigeru!
Shigeru: *looks up from lines* Good to know…
((audition for Trowa #2))
Shigeru: Speaking of that unbearable nuisance, where is Duo?
Kurokawa: *flips through master script* That's not your line…
Shigeru: I know. I just wanted to say that…
((audition for Trowa #3))
Shigeru: Where'd you get your Gundam?
Keiryuu: I didn't steal it… I bought it off some old guy in the parking lot.
Shigeru: We're talking about your Gundam, Kei, not your marijuana.
Keiryuu: Ass munch.
Shigeru: *flips through script* It better not say that in the script…
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Tori: Again, just the ones I remember. But if I get that job I applied for… *crosses fingers* …I'll get to hang around the studio some more!
Ke: And what job was that?
Tori: What I do best. Translator for the business meetings.
Ke: Just what Mr. Ishotari needs…
Tori: Did you know I didn't know lemons were actually fruits until I had lemonade?
Ke: …random…
Tori: I always thought they were just stories…
Ke: That explains a lot…