Disclaimer: I (sadly) do not own FFX..."sniff"
::Yuna:: Alright everyone! on todays episode of Tidus-Springer,
Lulu- does everyone have a problem with her breast size?
::Tidus:: Hi everyone and welcome to Tidus Springer! And I'm your host,
Tidus! Right here we have Lulu... hello Lulu and welcome to the show!
::Lulu:: Thank you Tidus.
::Tidus:: So, umm... we have invited a few people to discuss this
"problem" Yuna?
::Yuna:: ZZZzzzZZZzzz
::Tidus:: Uh, Yuna? :taps her shoulder: Is she okay?
::Yuna:: HUH!? WHAT!?
::Tidus:: Umm... the guests?
::Yuna:: oh yeah... those...
Well Tidus today our guests are:
He's blue he's really tall and he's cool, KIMAHRI!
This guys really old really funny and has a temper problem sometimes,
AURON!
This guy loves blitzball, has a losing team, we think he likes Lulu,
WAKKA!
And last but not least, she's cute likes to punch people, my long lost
cuz, RIKKU!
:Everyone slowly walks in thinking Yuna is an idiot...:
::Tidus:: umm... okay... well everyone welcome to the show!
::everone:: hi.. hey... ... yeah, whatever...
::Tidus:: Well everone's happy today aren't we? hehe... OKAY!
Well Lulu.. the reason we came... why are your breasts so.. um..
large?
::Lulu:: Well Tid..
::Wakka:: I like em!
::Lulu:: um... thanks... as I was saying...
::Tidus:: ¿ ¬.¬; ?
::Lulu:: Well, you see... I never really told anyone this, but...
I had an affair with Seymour...
::Wakka:: WHAT! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!
::Lulu:: No I didn't! I was never with you!!
::Wakka:: "sniff sniff" I knew you always hated me when you said
that you were gonna be with me forever! I knew it all along!
::Lulu:: Umm... can we go to a commercial?!
::Tidus:: but we still have 7 minutes left till the next one though!!!
::Lulu:: So what!! Or I could just bend down like so...
::Tidus:: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ok ok... go to a comm.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Yuna:: We'll be back soon with more Tidus Springer!
::goes to a commercial::
Hey ever1!!! thanks for reading this!! i luv you all k!! see ya!!
and don't forget to read the next chapter of...
TIDUS SPRINGER!!!!!
wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo!!!!
::Yuna:: Alright everyone! on todays episode of Tidus-Springer,
Lulu- does everyone have a problem with her breast size?
::Tidus:: Hi everyone and welcome to Tidus Springer! And I'm your host,
Tidus! Right here we have Lulu... hello Lulu and welcome to the show!
::Lulu:: Thank you Tidus.
::Tidus:: So, umm... we have invited a few people to discuss this
"problem" Yuna?
::Yuna:: ZZZzzzZZZzzz
::Tidus:: Uh, Yuna? :taps her shoulder: Is she okay?
::Yuna:: HUH!? WHAT!?
::Tidus:: Umm... the guests?
::Yuna:: oh yeah... those...
Well Tidus today our guests are:
He's blue he's really tall and he's cool, KIMAHRI!
This guys really old really funny and has a temper problem sometimes,
AURON!
This guy loves blitzball, has a losing team, we think he likes Lulu,
WAKKA!
And last but not least, she's cute likes to punch people, my long lost
cuz, RIKKU!
:Everyone slowly walks in thinking Yuna is an idiot...:
::Tidus:: umm... okay... well everyone welcome to the show!
::everone:: hi.. hey... ... yeah, whatever...
::Tidus:: Well everone's happy today aren't we? hehe... OKAY!
Well Lulu.. the reason we came... why are your breasts so.. um..
large?
::Lulu:: Well Tid..
::Wakka:: I like em!
::Lulu:: um... thanks... as I was saying...
::Tidus:: ¿ ¬.¬; ?
::Lulu:: Well, you see... I never really told anyone this, but...
I had an affair with Seymour...
::Wakka:: WHAT! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!
::Lulu:: No I didn't! I was never with you!!
::Wakka:: "sniff sniff" I knew you always hated me when you said
that you were gonna be with me forever! I knew it all along!
::Lulu:: Umm... can we go to a commercial?!
::Tidus:: but we still have 7 minutes left till the next one though!!!
::Lulu:: So what!! Or I could just bend down like so...
::Tidus:: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ok ok... go to a comm.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Yuna:: We'll be back soon with more Tidus Springer!
::goes to a commercial::
Hey ever1!!! thanks for reading this!! i luv you all k!! see ya!!
and don't forget to read the next chapter of...
TIDUS SPRINGER!!!!!
wwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo!!!!