Cont. of last weeks episode...

::Tidus:: Last week?! I thought it was supposed to be a commercial?!

::Yuna:: Well Tidus, it would be a commercial if Lulu didn't run
away...

::Tidus:: oh yeah...
Well anyway on with the show! (we got Lu back hehehe...)
:stupidly points at Lulu:

::Lulu:: umm... Tidus you don't have to point the audience can
see me...

::Tidus:: ¬_¬;

::Camera guy (CG):: you guys know your on the air now right?

::tidus lulu and yuna:: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::yuna:: Hello everyone and welcome back to Tidus Springer!
wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo!!

::tidus:: ooooookkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...
Anywho..back to our situation...
Today we only have Lulu here and we're gonna talk about what happened
between her and ...ick... Seymour...

::lu:: did you have to add the "ick"?

::tidus::...yes...

::lu:: well Tidus, you see... im still sorta "with" the maester..
but the problem is i dont like him anymore... hes just to..
well evil... and I wanted to tell him that I don't want to be with him
but he wont listen to me!

::tidus:: well, duh...

::lulu:: .... well I came because I wanted to tell him this...

::tidus:: two things... first of all does this have ANYTHING to do
with your problem? and second... is he even here?!

::lulu:: I thought that you called him... and i was going to get to
the big boobs thing but i just wanted to confess first...

::tidus:: i see... Yuna?

::yuna:: yeah?

::tidus:: umm... call!

::yuna:: yeah?

::tidus:: CALL SEYMOUR!!!

::yuna:: yeah?

::tidus:: grrrr.... CG!!

::Camera Guy:: yeah?

::tidus gets up and calls Seymour himself::

((an hour later))

::seymour:: hello all.

::tidus::gulp! hi!?

::lulu:: ((flabbergasted))

::seymour:: as you all can tell i lost weight...

::lulu tidus yuna and the audience:: nods...uh huh!

::lulu thinking:: **boy does he look hot...**

::yuna:: **did he lose weight?**

::tidus:: **still looks fat to me...huh!? he looks familiar...
father!!! oh father!! its really you!! i really do love you!! i
swear! i lied when i said i hated you!**

::seymour stares at tidus thinking he(not yuna) is an idiot::

::tidus gets up and hugs seymour:: oh father! i love you!

::seymour finally gets him off and looks to lulu::

::seymour:: so lulu... i see you haven't lost any weight... by weight
i mean "up there"...

::lulu:: hmph! i knew you were always a pervert! thats why i came
here! seymour! im breaking up with you!
::stomps away::

::seymour:: huh! NOOOOOOO!!!

::CG:: umm... since lulu left, seymour is running after her, tidus is
crying like a little baby, and yuna is oof somewhere probably
stripping for men or pickin' her nose, ill fill in...
Thank you all for listening and watching Tidus Springer!!!



And thank you all for readin my storie!!
-Rikka ~-^