"CLARKIE GOT RUN OVER BY A LUTHOR"
By Cornholio (Destro@aol.com)

Clarkie got run over by a Luthor,
Sitting on the bridge on Homecoming's Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as Baldy,
But as for me and Bo Duke we believe

Lex was listening to his music...
And he was driving much too fast,
Then Clark had to go and save him
And all Lexy could do is stare at his ass

Life is no longer the same for Luthor,
Maybe there's a connection to the meteor rock,
But Lexy will surely figure it out,
And maybe if he's good he'll see some... nevermind