{Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter stuff {its all J/K's} I do own the characters: Narrator, Laura, Leroy Keyhart, Jamie, Beth. Mr. Nun Baby is mentioned and he belongs to Jamie, oh and the plot is all me :O) This one is longer than the first one, hope you enjoy!}

Harry Potter Goes to the Fair {Ch 2}

Hermione: WOW! Look at all this stuff! Ginny, look a test your IQ booth. Lets go!

Ginny: Ok lets go!

Narrator: And so they run off towards the booth.

Ron: Wait, sense when has there been a narrator?

Narrator: ::Cough, cough:: I've always been here, but I have a sore throat and I cant talk very well. Its very inconsiderate of you if I do say so myself. If I had my way on this matter -

Harry: Well you don't and I thought you had a sore throat, any ways we should get back to the story.

Narrator: Shure Shure where were we?

George: Hermione and Ginny just left.

:: Laura walks by ::

Fred: were going to go now, come on George.

:: They run after Laura ::

Mrs. Wesley: :: Disapprovingly :: Boys! Anyway, Harry Ron heard Leroy Keyhart is going to have a demonstration of his new book and cleaning products, I think I'll go have a look at that.

:: Mrs. Wesley leaves ::

Harry: Who's Leroy Keyhart?

Ron: He's Lockhart's :: they both shutter :: long lost second cosin.

Harry: Well lets hope he doesn't come to Hogwarts to teach.....

Ron: I'm sure he wont, lets go play some games.

Harry: Ok.

Narrator: And there they go. Now I'm talking to myself cause everyone is gone they all left to their own thing..... so I'm here all alone taking to myself {like Sheri} Oh well.... Lets go check on Hermione and Ginny.

[at the IQ booth]

Jamie: Ah, bushy haired girl, you have manny brains in your head!

Hermione: What? How do you know this, I havent talken the test yet.

Jamie: Mr. Nun Baby called me, I know this because I have caller ID.

{A.N. If yr outside my circle of friends go read "THE FOG" by Mr.Nun Baby and Mr. chow Chow It will help explain things.}

Ginny: What??

Jamie: Never mind.

:: starts screaming hyetsrically as Oliver Wood walks in ::

Oliver Wood: Jamie, would you like to come get some ice cream with me and this stalker girl of mine? I cant get rid of her, shes been following me ever sence I got here.

:: Oliver Wood moves aside and Beth is standing there ::

Jamie: YA!!!

Narrator: So Jamie, Oliver Wood, and Slut, oops I mean Beth, leave to get some ice cream::

Hermione: I guess I'm not going to take the test, why dont we go try to find the others?

Ginny: Ok....

:: Suddenly something jumps at them fron behind and drags them behind the booth... ::

[Fred and george are sitting with Laura by the woods]

George: So Lauren-

Laura: Its Laura.

Fred: Of course, George has always been bad with names... I, on the other hand, am great at rembering names Laurel.

George: Ya, shure Fred, Laura, would you like some pumpkin juice?

Laura: sure.

:: Fred and George go to get the drinks, whil Laura waits by the woods. While their gone Crissy walks by ::

Laura: Hey Crissy!

Crissy: Hey! what are you doing here?

Laura: I met these two red haired twins, there getting me something to drink.

Crissy: Awww, young love is so cute!

Laura: :: blushing :: Shut up!

:: Fred and George come back ::

George: Laura, heres your drink.

Fred: :: pointing at Crissy :: Whos that?

Crissy: Hi, I'm Crissy.

Laura: Shes my friend.

George: :: Grinning :: ok

Fread: Its a good thing we bought an extra drink.

:: They all sit by the woods to drink and suddenly they get pulled into the woods by an unknown hodded figure ::