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"Oh, this is just frigging great," growled Hellrabbit.

"Well, it's not my fault," Aquakat hissed.  "Besides, it could be worse."

Hel glared at the sky.  "Dammit, we're stuck in Middle-Earth without the Laptop with a herd of screaming fangirls…"

"And fanboys," added Aqua.

"Shut up.  Screaming fanpeople, a rat, and all the Fellowship gunning for us."  Hel sighed.  "How could this be worse?"

"Oh, great.  You just issued a challenge to the gods.  Now, the sky will open up, it will rain lava, and the seven hells will open up and let loose demons over the world.  Thanks a lot, Hel, we needed that," stated Mar del Sol calmly as she climbed out of the pit.

"Shut up.  If that idiot Hobbit that calls himself Pippin hadn't taken the Laptop…"

"HEL!" screamed fifteen voices at once.

"Don't badmouth our darling!" _______ jumped out from behind a bush.

"He can't help his fiendish ways!" ___________ swung in from a branch.

"Oh, great.  Just what we need," groaned Mar.

"Tell me about it," muttered Aqua.  "The hentai fangirls from hell are back." (A/N: hentai means perverted.)

Hel glared at them and als;jfkdalksd;jffoaks;jdwrelwaref;oiujlkra4wrfisu;jozwkaszh;ygtuhraeszia

"What the heck?!" Aqua glared around.

"Methinks Pippin has figured out how to work the Laptop?"

Okeydokey.  By now, you're wondering, "What the heck is going on?"  Well, this is my plotbunny: Hellrabbit (me), Aquakat (my friend and fellow conspirator), and Mar del Sol (my other friend who isn't writing this but is letting me use her) and mebbe 1 or 2 others go to Middle-Earth with help from my laptop, the Laptop (not mine, but I forget where I got the idea.  If it's yours, just throw a brick at me and I'll give you credit) which enables me to control the world (as in, go to Middle-Earth, make me Supreme Goddess there, everything that happens in bad SI fics.)  Unfortunately, 15-20 or so fangirls/boys get taken along for the ride.  And the world goes insane.  Yeah. 

Tell me if you want to be in this or not.  My email is tin_crackerbox_goddess@hotmail.com or put it in a review. 

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