Disclaimer: Digimon Adventure and Tamers belongs to Toei. So does Sailor Moon the anime. And other properties mentioned aren't

mine, either. And yes, this is written poorly for parody reasons. Thank you.

New: Mari Tsu's resume has been expanded. Yet again.

One day, Mari Tsu went to visit Matt. The Digidestined of Sweetness, a lovely Chinese girl related to Henry from Tamers and Li from Cardcaptors and Fu Manchu. She had lovely blue hair and pink eyes just like a bunny! And big boobs! And she's the only Digidestined with a D-Ark, too boot!

So anyway, she goes to see Matt, with her little Shimattamon hopping behind her.

"Hi, Matt."

Matt frowns at her. "Please go away. I don't like you, and I have a date with Sora," he said.

"Oh, Matt. This is Mari Tsu, our friend. She defeated BelialMyotismon all by herself! And she's also a Sailor Scout, the only non-Saijin to turn into a Super Saijin, possessor of each Lantern Corps ring except the icky black one, a Pokemon Master, the head of the Jedi Council, the only underage member of GI Joe, the 10th Walker, a Power Ranger, Clow Reed's teacher, a Hogwarts valevictorian at the age of 5, Kenshin's teacher's teacher, the last tween from Krypton, secretly actually Boba Fett during his cool scenes only, a master Duelist who holds the Millenium Diaphram, the true father of Renesme Cullen, finder of the One Piece, the future first female US president in the future, and the only girl in the Beatles."

Matt looked her over. "Ok, so what do you wanna talk about?"

"You and Sora are bad for eachother," Mari Tsu smiles as she rubbed Gabumon's tummy.

Matt thought about it, "So who's there for me?"

"Why Tai of course!"

And with that, Matt realized how smart and lovely and wonderful a friend she was. Too bad he was gay.

Later that day, Mari bumped into Sora in the park. She looks so sad, Mari thought.

"I heard what you did," Sora growls, "I thought we were friends."

"We are. It's just I know you can do so much better!"

Sora looked even more upset, "With who? You fixed up Jyou and TK, and Mimi and MY MOM, and Izzy and Codey, and Hikari

and yolei, and ken and Daivis, and now you've gotten my boyfriend to dump me too!"

Mari Tsu sat next to Sora who was crying now. "Shhhhhh.... There's still someone left who loves you very much."

Mari's sympathetic, loving eyes looked into Sora's tear-filled brown ones.

"I love you, Sora. I always have. You deserve so much better than Matt,

believe me." Mari wipes the tears off from Sora's

lovely face.

Sora sniffled as she looked down, scarcely believing it was true. "Y-y-you love me back? But I thought..."

Mari Tsu chuckled, "I couldn't imagine being happy with anyone else..."

Biyomon and Shimattamon looked at eachother happily. Their partners had finally fallen in love and it was so perfect.

END