Cut to another chamber. Rick enters first, petting his ladybug, then Evy. Evy sways a bit then waves her torch. The walls instantly change into metal, and the ground turns into a disco floor. 70's music starts playing, and a disco ball descends from the ceiling.

EVY: Hey, wait a minute. We haven't had the 70's yet. Oh, well.

Evy shrugs and starts dancing. She waves her torch and *POOF!* she's back in Egypt. She begins waving it around, trying to go back to the disco. The letters 'E-V-Y' appear in the air from her torch.

RICK: Whoa, cool. I wanna try!

He puts his ladybug on his shoulder and starts waving his torch around. The ladybug loses balance and is catapulted by Rick's shoulder right into the flame. We hear a horrible high-pitched squeak followed by a sizzling noise.

RICK: NOOOOOOOO! HORNBLOWER!!!!!

Rick bursts into tears while Evy goes over and kicks the stone door in.

EVY: HIIIIII-YA!!!

RICK: All right, now you're starting to scare me.

EVY: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RICK: Right...

Cut back to the main chamber. Alex and Jacques are having a stare-off while Spivey goes and eats the O'Connells lunches. Jacques blinks.

ALEX: Ha ha! You blinked!

JACQUES: Zis place... eez cursed. I nevair lose a staring contest...

Alex hits Spivey on the butt with his slingshot.

ALEX: STAY OUT OF MY HO-HO'S!!!

Cut to Red in the sauna room. He jumps in and squishes a bunch of ladybugs. The sauna people jump down and start beating him.

RED: Ow! Eee! Yow!

Then they let him be on his way.

SAUNA PERSON 1: Serves him right for squishing our ladybugs.

Cut to the O'Connells entering another room. The skeletons of two guards are in the corner, in a very, um, inappropriate position. Rick and Evy gag and walk over to the chest.

RICK: Should we open it?

We see Red slowly sneaking up behind the O'Connells with his gun loaded.

EVY: Of course. It's only a chest. No harm ever came from opening a chest.

RICK: Yeah, no harm ever came from eating a Big Bean Burrito before a 3-hour bus ride, you remember how that one went.

EVY: Only half the people suffocated!

RICK: Just remember, I was the voice of reason here.

EVY: As always... no, wait, for once.

Evy takes a pin out of her hair and begins to pick the lock.

RICK: Here, let's do it my way.

Rick pulls out a flamethrower and melts the gold lock. Evy opens the chest. Inside is a frilly, pink... tutu?

EVY: Oh my God... The Tutu of Anubis!