Cut to Red. He points his gun at the O'Connells, who gape at the tutu as an earthquake shakes the temple.
EVY: What was that?
She shuts the lid of the chest.
RICK: Why'd you do that?
EVY: To make it stop?
RICK: Uh, no.
Red runs away.
Evy picks up the chest and hands it to Rick.
EVY: Here, put it in your bag.
RICK: Why?
EVY: So we can take it.
RICK: Why would we want to do that?
EVY: JUST DO IT!!!
RICK: Jeez, okay, okay. But first I think you should read the top of the chest so the audience knows how we're about to die.
EVY: *Reading* He-who-disturbs-this-tutu-shall-piss-in-the-Nile. Well, that doesn't sound too bad.
We get a shot of Red running down the hall. The wall explodes with water and the O'Connells swim over to a grate. The water starts to fill up their little room.
Cut to Red running into the main chamber.
RED: Spivey, Jacques! Let's get the hell outta here!
Spivey looks up, his mouth full of peanut butter and jelly. Jacques goes over and kicks the scaffolding Alex is standing on.
JACQUES: Zat eez for zee staring contest...
Cut back to the O'Connells. They are holding onto a grate as the water almost covers their heads.
EVY: Get the key Jack! Hurry Jack! HURRY!
RICK: Who the frick is Jack?
Cut back to Alex. The scaffolding shakes and wobbles before falling over, pushing one of the stone columns and starting a 'domino' effect.
The pillars finish falling and Alex is seen on the ground, dirty with flyaway hair. He looks around.
ALEX: Craaackpot...
Cut back to the O'Connells.
EVY: JACK!!! HURRY!!!
RICK: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!
Cut back to Alex. The last pillar begins to fall. Alex runs over to try and hold it up.
AUDIENCE: This kid is stupid.
Cut back to the O'Connells, who are completely covered by water.
EVY: *blub* JA-*blub*
RICK: *blub*SH-*blub*
Cut back to Alex. He suddenly gains some intelligence and lets the pillar fall, creating a major hole in the wall.
The O'Connells fly out, gasping and coughing.
ALEX: Mum, Dad... why is the water around you turning yellow?
RICK & EVY: THE CURSE!!!