Where Everybody Thinks You're Gay"

by Cornholio

Cornholio strikes again with a "Smallville" variation on the classic theme song to "Cheers"

"WHERE EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE GAY"
By Cornholio

Making your way in the crap factory today, takes everything you got
Taking a break from dear old daddy, sure would help a lot
Aren't you just in the mood for HoYay?
Sometimes you wanna go...

Where everybody thinks you're gay,
But it's actually just HoYay,
You wanna be with McChesty, but people don't think you're that way
You wanna go where everybody thinks you're gay.