Cut to two Ferraris driving through the rain up to the O'Connell chicken coop. Their headlights suddenly turn out.

CURATOR: Stupid, cheap, low-quality light bulbs!

The cars stop and the doors open. Seawater, along with some seaweed, sand, and several shellfish, pour out onto the O'Connell's driveway.

MEELA: We could have taken a plane but nooooo, Hafez *insisted* that we use his cars. Who's fricken idea was it to go to Hawaii anyway?!

Cut to Alex upstairs carrying the chest.

ALEX: Mom! What do I do with this chest? Sucker weighs a God dang ton.

EVY: Alex watch your language!

ALEX: This @&#^ piece of $&#*% weighs a *$^#%# ton.

EVY: Much better.

Alex puts the chest on a table. Suddenly we hear a toilet flushing noise. Alex looks up. Both of his parents are flirting on the landing, and the flush was defiantly near-by.

Cut to the O'Connells flirting on the landing.

RICK: Evy, that first weird dream of your was exactly six weeks ago, right?

EVY: No, but continue.

RICK: It just happens to coincide with Chinese New Year.

EVY: Gung hay fat choy.

RICK: What?

EVY: Nevermind.

Cut to Alex. He lifts the top off the chest (because his father had already melted the lock) and looks inside. The tutu had popped open, some way or another...

Alex puts on the tutu. It snaps onto his waist and begins to project a holographic image. It is the pyramids at Giza, then it takes off, flying over two oasises, three Jack-In-The-Boxes, one Chuck-E-Cheese and a casino until it gets to the ruins of Karnak.

The image disappears. Alex looks at the tutu and twists, turns, and pulls a few things. He presses a button and another hologram is projected. This one is of one of the more scandalous scenes from Moulin Rouge. Alex grins.

Cut to Rick and Evy flirting on the landing. Again.

RICK: Have I kissed you today?

EVY: Yes.

RICK: Oh. Okay, then.

They kiss.

AUDIENCE: EWW!!!

EVY: I hate it when you do that.

RICK: Why?

EVY: It gives me a craving for peanutbutter and lime ice cream.

Rick swings her over to kiss her again, but goes a little too far and Evy falls on the floor.

EVY: Ow...

She looks up at the bookshelf.

EVY: Those knickers, are not mine.

RICK: What are knickers?

Evy points to the bra draped over the bookshelf.

RICK: Well, of course it couldn't be yours! For one thing, it's much bigger than the ones you--

Evy slaps his leg very hard.

RICK: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!