Behind the scenes
Hello and this is a funny fic!! Well I hope it is *shivers* all flames and comments welcome + if anyone wants to be my beta read email me at diaconianni@netlineuk.net so get on reading!!!
Nightmare 0n Elm Street
Baby Rolo was awake in bed,
But he was slowly drifting off to sleep.
He was being chased by an an…
Well it had long, so very long fingernails.
Rolo stopped running and jumped on the thing
And tickles it.
The thing: Hahahahahahahahahohoho stopit
Director: CUT *Walks up to baby Rolo* now you are meant to be scared
Rolo: but I don't wanna!! *Starts crying*
Scream!!!
Abbess Tansy came to her dormitory,
She sat on the bed and reached for the
Phone as it rang, she smiled
Tansy: Hello
Scream: Hello I can see you. I am
Washing you right now.
Director: CUT. It's watching you.
Scream: well I can't get everything right! *sniffs*
Moulin Rouge?
Cornflower and all the mousemaids were drunk
Cornflower and Rose: *singing song to Moulin Rouge*
Cornflower: *After song* *smiling at Mattimeo* Well hellllooo Sasy!
Rose: Sexy come here *pulled up stockings*
Martin and Mattimeo: sshhh we are in the middle of a tennis mach *hits ball with racket*
Director: huh?
Two act or not two act?
Director: Ok we are filming the latest advert, so do your best! Action!
Cornflower and Tess: La lala lalala lalalalaaaaaaaaa
Basil: Hello and welcome to toothpaste world. I am Mr Mental Mental Floss, Brush your plack away with my friends.
Tess: I am Mrs Toothbrush, brush me up and down.
Cornflower: I am little toothpaste squeeze me, squeeze me!
Basil: It is now at £2.99 and remember brush!
Tess and Cornflower: Yeah!!
Director: Perfect, now lets try the next advert!
Tansy: I urge you to continue!
Mariel: Urge, urge… I got the urge to herbal! (Matthias and Mattimeo come on and starts washing her hair)
Mattimeo: Now she'll go in the shower!
Matthias: And take another half an hour!
Tansy: Order, order me some of that stuff!
A/N
Well what do ya think? Should I carry on or should I stop? I know! Review, its easier SO DO IT NOW!! NOWW
Hello and this is a funny fic!! Well I hope it is *shivers* all flames and comments welcome + if anyone wants to be my beta read email me at diaconianni@netlineuk.net so get on reading!!!
Nightmare 0n Elm Street
Baby Rolo was awake in bed,
But he was slowly drifting off to sleep.
He was being chased by an an…
Well it had long, so very long fingernails.
Rolo stopped running and jumped on the thing
And tickles it.
The thing: Hahahahahahahahahohoho stopit
Director: CUT *Walks up to baby Rolo* now you are meant to be scared
Rolo: but I don't wanna!! *Starts crying*
Scream!!!
Abbess Tansy came to her dormitory,
She sat on the bed and reached for the
Phone as it rang, she smiled
Tansy: Hello
Scream: Hello I can see you. I am
Washing you right now.
Director: CUT. It's watching you.
Scream: well I can't get everything right! *sniffs*
Moulin Rouge?
Cornflower and all the mousemaids were drunk
Cornflower and Rose: *singing song to Moulin Rouge*
Cornflower: *After song* *smiling at Mattimeo* Well hellllooo Sasy!
Rose: Sexy come here *pulled up stockings*
Martin and Mattimeo: sshhh we are in the middle of a tennis mach *hits ball with racket*
Director: huh?
Two act or not two act?
Director: Ok we are filming the latest advert, so do your best! Action!
Cornflower and Tess: La lala lalala lalalalaaaaaaaaa
Basil: Hello and welcome to toothpaste world. I am Mr Mental Mental Floss, Brush your plack away with my friends.
Tess: I am Mrs Toothbrush, brush me up and down.
Cornflower: I am little toothpaste squeeze me, squeeze me!
Basil: It is now at £2.99 and remember brush!
Tess and Cornflower: Yeah!!
Director: Perfect, now lets try the next advert!
Tansy: I urge you to continue!
Mariel: Urge, urge… I got the urge to herbal! (Matthias and Mattimeo come on and starts washing her hair)
Mattimeo: Now she'll go in the shower!
Matthias: And take another half an hour!
Tansy: Order, order me some of that stuff!
A/N
Well what do ya think? Should I carry on or should I stop? I know! Review, its easier SO DO IT NOW!! NOWW