X-traordinary
Gambit sat in the kitchen with Wolverine, who was eating a donut and reading the paper.
"Ummmm..." Joseph said entering the kitchen. "Did anyone see where my stamp collection went?"
Wolverine blinked. "Stamp collection, Bub?"
Gambit laughed at Joseph. "What in the holy hell are you wearing mon ami?"
Joseph blinked and looked down to see that he was covered in a sticky goo. Gambit giggled and fell to the floor, clutching his sides.
"It's not funny Bub." Wolverine frowned.
Joseph smiled at Wolverine. "How would you like to go dancing with me this sunday and maybe catch a movie?"
"Ok" Logan smirked "But first I want to see you shove this pinapple up your ass!"
"What??!!" Jospeh screamed and ran away.
Secretly Wolverine wanyted some KFC popcorn chicken and a bottle of gin, but of course no one would understand. He sighed.
"Why must you do those things?" He asked Gambit, as the Cajun hopped down the hole in a bunny suit.
"I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny."
"That man is insane" Wolverine finished his donut and left the room.