Would you duel
if I asked you to duel?
Would you eat
a giant hot dog?
Would you punch
if you saw me punching?
And would you steal my Gil, tonight?

Would you curse
if I punched your guts?
Would you sware?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you 'Booya'
In the local 'Spar'?
Put your gloves on, tonight.

I can be your hot dog, baby.
You can eat away the pain.
You will love hot dogs for ever.
You can make my hunger die.

Would you beat
Rinoa if she whined?
Would you try
To break her spine?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
Your gloves are mine.

I can be your hot dog, baby.
You can eat away the pain.
You will love hot dogs for ever.
You can make my hunger die.

Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.

I can be your hot dog, baby.
You can eat away the pain.
You will love hot dogs for ever.
I can take your Gil away.

I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you forever.
I can take your Gil away.
I can take your Gil away.

I can be your hero.