A fun little fic to torture the stupid dursleys
Once upon a time, there were a bunch of grade A morons called the Dursleys. They tortured a person named Harry potter. well after harry potter graduated from his school, he came back to the dursleys. the dursleys were terrified of magic, which harry was. and so, harry transported the dursleys to diagon alley. after they got over the initial shock of being transported, they immediately thought that harry potter would be hated because he was so bad. oh, what they knew. harry was greeted happily by everyone there, and when harry told them who the dursleys were, they scowled at them. and one even went far enough to transport them all to hades. the dursleys were never seen again. harry potter was very happy. he thanked the ministress of magic, named hermione granger.
the durlseys were terrified. they were facing a huge three headed dog, much like fluffy, but this one was red. then as soon as they backed up enough out of the dogs reach, they came across a dead skeleton guy. they screamed, even though their voices were drowned out by all the tortured souls in the murky water below. the skeleton guy was rowing away from them, and got another load of passengers after the souls put a gold coin on his tongue. then, a horrific figure which they would soon learn to be called hades, pluto, or dis, came and killed them. they got onto his good side miraculously after they were dead, and met his lovely wife persephone, or prosepina. and then they lived deadfully and unhappily better treated than other souls ever after.
Once upon a time, there were a bunch of grade A morons called the Dursleys. They tortured a person named Harry potter. well after harry potter graduated from his school, he came back to the dursleys. the dursleys were terrified of magic, which harry was. and so, harry transported the dursleys to diagon alley. after they got over the initial shock of being transported, they immediately thought that harry potter would be hated because he was so bad. oh, what they knew. harry was greeted happily by everyone there, and when harry told them who the dursleys were, they scowled at them. and one even went far enough to transport them all to hades. the dursleys were never seen again. harry potter was very happy. he thanked the ministress of magic, named hermione granger.
the durlseys were terrified. they were facing a huge three headed dog, much like fluffy, but this one was red. then as soon as they backed up enough out of the dogs reach, they came across a dead skeleton guy. they screamed, even though their voices were drowned out by all the tortured souls in the murky water below. the skeleton guy was rowing away from them, and got another load of passengers after the souls put a gold coin on his tongue. then, a horrific figure which they would soon learn to be called hades, pluto, or dis, came and killed them. they got onto his good side miraculously after they were dead, and met his lovely wife persephone, or prosepina. and then they lived deadfully and unhappily better treated than other souls ever after.