Um...hey peeps. No this isn't another chapter, sadly enough. It is I, Epona the Lost Sage of Life. Remember me? The insane writter of the worst fic in the Zelda and BK sections? I'm kinda old-school for most of you seeing as I wrote for the BK section before it came out. I was writings Zelda fics since I was...umm......ten. I've been on ff.net for a long time indeed. I'm 12.5 years old now, an improved writter. I just felt like apologizing once more to any of my readers, if you see this. I wish I could finish this Kazooie Goes Gerudo thing but I can't. Unfortunately I have forgotten pretty much the majority of things in Majora's Mask. I haven't forgotten BK though, and I never will. Ah.....I can still remember going to Frys that day. I wanted to get PKMN Stadium, it had just come out. Then I see two boys and a girl, the girl was my age and one of the boys was older then me, the other younger. They were playing some......Nintendo game. I went over of course and saw a bear with yellow shorts and a blue backpack swimming in a closed space. It was the area under the weak board on the ship in Treasure Trove Cove. I waited my turn but I couldn't get the hang of the controls. My turn was over when the older boy wanted to help me get out of the water and I had to go.
Weither or not it was my interest in such a strange-looking game, my determination to succeed past that part, or my love for Nintendo, I decided that I had to have that game. So I asked for it. That X-mas(u already know what's going to happen, huh?), in green wrapping paper, was a long-shaped thing. I was told to open another green-wrapped gift first. So I did. It was Banjo-Kazooie, my first-ever game to own. Before I rented games 24/7 from Hollywood Video. The other green one contained the walk-through.
Sheesh, this is supposed to be an apology but it turned into part of my life story! Oh well, at least now can't be accused of posting a non-fic.
Where can you find me now? Just in case you asked, which I doubt you did, look for me in.....well, first off, have you heard of Roman Dirge? How about Jhonen Vasquez? Yeah.....um.....look up them on the internet. Roman Dirge'll be hard to find so you might as well go to his site at www.spookyland.com. I'll go now, and once again, my apologizes to my ex-fans/readers.
