A/N: Hello, it be me, Lynne! I got a request for the entire song parody of Pretty Fly for a Short/Green Guy' that appeared in my Oregon Trail story. I wrote this a couple months ago but never put it up or used it before now but anyway, here it is! Enjoy! :)
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Rule the world Zimmy!
HAHA HAHA!
(repeat a few times)
And all the humans say I'm pretty fly for a green guy.
There was a little
Irken, got sent to Earth to spy
Even though his Tallest, wished that he would die.
He got himself a base, and a little messed-up SIR
But everyone agrees, that he's just a failure!
CHORUS
So, hit the dirt, you might get hurt,
Zim is here and he wants to conquer Earth.
But, never fear, this world you hold so dear
For Zim no way, for Zim no way!
Invader's
blood, marches through his veins
He'll keep trying despite the aches and pains
The world is on its knees
Hey hey go ahead and try!
Rule the world
Zimmy!
HAHA HAHA!
(repeat, etc)
And all the Irkens say I'm pretty fly for a short guy.
Back on his planet
Irk he's the shortest one around
Rank is based on height, that's why the Tallest can be found
They're the rulers of the planet, but still they're awfully dumb
They're immature and lazy, but they still have lots of fun!
CHORUS
He thinks he's
such a hotshot, so invincible
But continually he's thwarted, by the one he tries to bull
An obsessive human kid, who can see through his disguise
Hidden to the others, but not to those amber eyes!
Rule the world
Zimmy!
HAHA HAHA!
(repeat, etc)
CHORUS