A parody to One by Metallica
My allies can't do anything
I see from their stats on my screen
B.S.'ing would be really mean
Don't know what's stopping me
I could wipe them out with DTs
They are stealth, so they could not see
This big rush coming from me
Building mad photon cannons now
Max my Gateways with DT's
This is gonna be easy
One is orange and one is teal
And they suck too much to be real
Building machines to kill me
Guess the joke is on them
Max my Gateways with DT's
This is gonna be easy
Now this war is done now I'm screwed
Because it's 1 versus 3, the Bottom guys will kill me
Guess I should have made middle d.
Marines With stim packs
Medics healing
I cannot build
I cannot fight
Took out my probes
Guess he thought he won
Archon Mind controls
Allies' drones
Hatcheries built
One probe left
Time to put them through hell
My allies can't do anything
I see from their stats on my screen
B.S.'ing would be really mean
Don't know what's stopping me
I could wipe them out with DTs
They are stealth, so they could not see
This big rush coming from me
Building mad photon cannons now
Max my Gateways with DT's
This is gonna be easy
One is orange and one is teal
And they suck too much to be real
Building machines to kill me
Guess the joke is on them
Max my Gateways with DT's
This is gonna be easy
Now this war is done now I'm screwed
Because it's 1 versus 3, the Bottom guys will kill me
Guess I should have made middle d.
Marines With stim packs
Medics healing
I cannot build
I cannot fight
Took out my probes
Guess he thought he won
Archon Mind controls
Allies' drones
Hatcheries built
One probe left
Time to put them through hell
